THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, meet 35 year old Dana Rengers from Greensburg, Pennsylvania. At least that’s her last name now. This woman goes through husbands faster than most guys go through a pair of half decent shoes. She’s infected with the Human Papilloma Virus, an drd that she contracted during one of her extramarital affairs with her first husband. She enjoys wrecking people’s reputations (especially those of the men in her life), play-acting being “bisexual” even though she really isn’t, and most of all cocaine. She loves Cocaine. As for her relationships and marriages, Dana is well schooled at the art of hypergamy or “marrying up” thanks to her mother, who has been divorced at least twice and has gained most of her monetary sccess in life this way. As if that’s not heinous enough, Dana also enjoys railroading the reputation(s) of her male victims once she’s through with them. This is what she did to her first husband anyway. She also feeds on drama and has no “real” friends, because she talks shit behind each and every one of their backs. She’s gonna be “on the market” again pretty soon, if not already, because she’s getting divorced yet AGAIN. So guys in and around Greensburg, PA: Heads up! Avoid this one, if for nothing more than the fact that she’s got an incurable drd.