THE DIRTY ARMY: Meet Dave Frank: Latrobe’s biggest selfie queen and deadbeat father. He spends most of his time sitting on Facebook posting about how terrible his life is and publicly fighting and breaking up with his current girlfriend/baby’s momma every other day. He’s got 3 kid’s to 3 different girls, a 9 year old son he never sees, a 4 year old daughter he’s only met maybe 4 or 5 times (only for a photo opportunity to convince all of Facebook world he’s actually involved in his children’s lives) and a 4 month old baby girl to his current ex girlfriend. Who know’s, I’m sure by next week they will be back together… He can’t hold a relationship for more than a few days because he’s too busy sticking his dick in everything that moves. He’s spent most of his life living at home with mommy and being catered too. Only spending his money on cigarettes or gambling and occasionally paying the small amount of child support that gets taken from his paychecks. He works as a Valet at a country club during the summer and feels like he’s too good to work in the winter so rely’s on unemployment to support him yet constantly brags on Facebook about how he makes thousands of dollars. You know… Parking cars and all. Just a warning to all you young girls to STAY AWAY. This world doesn’t need another fatherless child and unfortunately some people think it’s okay to keep popping out children they can’t and have no plans of taking care of.