THE DIRTY ARMY: so allykay, age 19, from pittsburgh, really big rave slut to be exact. im sure if youve been to a rave and you go to the bathroom youll find numbers on the walls…. theyre more then likely allys. and yes, its all true. from countless people shes fcked not one has failed to mention the stench that lingers even after the breakup.. if you want a immature rich snobby bitch that gets everything from her father and ex boyfriends then allys the girl for you. just be careful when you bang her, she will karate chop your dick into perfectly sliced penis chips. no lies. ive never seen a beaver so upset with life… all it wants is wood. and shell get it.
recently a boy hooked up with her and he was disgusted by her, so she slept with the boys brother for payback but the joke was in her for both boys have heard the rumors and they both succeeded at fully using her for everything. she got payback by sleeping with some gay dude i guess? but all in all, allykay is a fuking dirtball. she smells like ass. like dude, serious ass. she lies to make others like her cause she knows shes fcking fowl. so if i can sum this all up into one sentence…. allkay kamlet from piitsburgh pa, the raver slut, the plauge, the disease, is still lurking about the streets and smoking catnip as if her pssy depended on it and she will not hesitate to pull you in and cover you in spice as she karate chops your dick off. btw, if you take her catnip, its world war 3.

She definitely has a ravers body with those little T-rex arms of hers.  Ravers also sweat profusely , whats the third strike…- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: So nik..this kid thinks he is God’s gift to women. He tells girls that if they dont have sex with them he won’t date them (and those who are respectable women wouldn’t, he probably has something). He says that by not having sex it’s not giving your all to him and he doesnt want a relationship like that (the first day he starts dating a girl..this isn’t even weeks or months down the road!). He’s in the army reserves so he thinks that makes him something special and thinks that it makes him above everyone else, not that he volunteered to serve our country. He goes through girls like girls go through tampons on their period, and he’s equally as disgusting. Girls, if you have slept with this guy…get checked. If you meet him, don’t be enticed by the one weekend-once a month uniform. He’s useless. He still lives at home with mommy and he ain’t about shit.

Looks like someone found his dads safe.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hello All… Let me introduce you to Carly Keyser Ligoniers finest…not! She resides currently in Wilpen, with her most current piece of white trash. She is a no good, back stabbing, nasty, C U Next Tuesday!!! She comes off as quiet and nice, but please do not be fooled!! She is a whole shit ton of crazy!! She plays with peoples minds. She has a daughter to a total douche bag, and is currently with another idiot. Of course though she is never truly with anybody Between Trying to get with her current boyfriend (who was engadged and has a child ) and Blowing her ex on back streets of the slum side of Ligonier (so his pregnant girlfriend wouldnt find out) she was sexting me some naked pictures asking to meet up. o and trying to get on one other guy i know too. I dont even want to know what kinda junk this girl has all up in there and i am damn happy i never had to find out!She is fcking dirty!! Doesnt care what she fcks so long as it has a pulse. She works @ Rolling Rock Club as a dishwasher, even though she will tell you she is a hostess or bartender. She has no ambition to be anything but a dirty skank. She can also be found down @ the local firehall macking on all the fire boys when her freaking stupid boyfriend is and isnt around. Now that she is of age to drink she can also be found at the googly at any given night so keep an eye out! Ya i did mention she had a kid but never fear she doesnt actually ever has her kid. Just once in a while you know to keep that nice girl “image”. Girls beware if she thinks your man is good looking she will weasle her skinny skanky ass right in ang try to take him or atleast just have sex with him. Guys she will stalk, you then scream profanities at you,probably take a swing or two, then call the cops claiming you beat her, then get you arrested, then BEG you to come back one day when she is feeling lonely n bang her some more. O and if you do go for her , and decide I was right and leave her in the dust. Dont be suprised if she shows up on your door one day when you have moved on claiming you are her new “baby daddy”. Or the even more used one Crying and saying she just had a miscarrige, and knows it was yours! Now had me the $$$!! Take my advice and steer clear.

Dishes aren’t the only thing she cleans…- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik This girl is a professional by day, but a sexy swinger with her husband on evenings and weekends. But don’t get your hopes up too high, guys. Rumor is she’s into chicks and hubby likes to watch her make out with them.

Desperation occurs when looks fade and refunds grow.- nik