THE DIRTY ARMY: Hello All… Let me introduce you to Carly Keyser Ligoniers finest…not! She resides currently in Wilpen, with her most current piece of white trash. She is a no good, back stabbing, nasty, C U Next Tuesday!!! She comes off as quiet and nice, but please do not be fooled!! She is a whole shit ton of crazy!! She plays with peoples minds. She has a daughter to a total douche bag, and is currently with another idiot. Of course though she is never truly with anybody Between Trying to get with her current boyfriend (who was engadged and has a child ) and Blowing her ex on back streets of the slum side of Ligonier (so his pregnant girlfriend wouldnt find out) she was sexting me some naked pictures asking to meet up. o and trying to get on one other guy i know too. I dont even want to know what kinda junk this girl has all up in there and i am damn happy i never had to find out!She is fcking dirty!! Doesnt care what she fcks so long as it has a pulse. She works @ Rolling Rock Club as a dishwasher, even though she will tell you she is a hostess or bartender. She has no ambition to be anything but a dirty skank. She can also be found down @ the local firehall macking on all the fire boys when her freaking stupid boyfriend is and isnt around. Now that she is of age to drink she can also be found at the googly at any given night so keep an eye out! Ya i did mention she had a kid but never fear she doesnt actually ever has her kid. Just once in a while you know to keep that nice girl “image”. Girls beware if she thinks your man is good looking she will weasle her skinny skanky ass right in ang try to take him or atleast just have sex with him. Guys she will stalk, you then scream profanities at you,probably take a swing or two, then call the cops claiming you beat her, then get you arrested, then BEG you to come back one day when she is feeling lonely n bang her some more. O and if you do go for her , and decide I was right and leave her in the dust. Dont be suprised if she shows up on your door one day when you have moved on claiming you are her new “baby daddy”. Or the even more used one Crying and saying she just had a miscarrige, and knows it was yours! Now had me the $$$!! Take my advice and steer clear.
Dishes aren’t the only thing she cleans…- nik