Thursday 23rd May 2013,
Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities

Ligonier’s Finest

April 10, 2013 Pittsburgh 6 8,617 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hello All… Let me introduce you to Carly Keyser Ligoniers finest…not! She resides currently in Wilpen, with her most current piece of white trash. She is a no good, back stabbing, nasty, C U Next Tuesday!!! She comes off as quiet and nice, but please do not be fooled!! She is a whole shit ton of crazy!! She plays with peoples minds. She has a daughter to a total douche bag, and is currently with another idiot. Of course though she is never truly with anybody Between Trying to get with her current boyfriend (who was engadged and has a child ) and Blowing her ex on back streets of the slum side of Ligonier (so his pregnant girlfriend wouldnt find out) she was sexting me some naked pictures asking to meet up. o and trying to get on one other guy i know too. I dont even want to know what kinda junk this girl has all up in there and i am damn happy i never had to find out!She is fcking dirty!! Doesnt care what she fcks so long as it has a pulse. She works @ Rolling Rock Club as a dishwasher, even though she will tell you she is a hostess or bartender. She has no ambition to be anything but a dirty skank. She can also be found down @ the local firehall macking on all the fire boys when her freaking stupid boyfriend is and isnt around. Now that she is of age to drink she can also be found at the googly at any given night so keep an eye out! Ya i did mention she had a kid but never fear she doesnt actually ever has her kid. Just once in a while you know to keep that nice girl “image”. Girls beware if she thinks your man is good looking she will weasle her skinny skanky ass right in ang try to take him or atleast just have sex with him. Guys she will stalk, you then scream profanities at you,probably take a swing or two, then call the cops claiming you beat her, then get you arrested, then BEG you to come back one day when she is feeling lonely n bang her some more. O and if you do go for her , and decide I was right and leave her in the dust. Dont be suprised if she shows up on your door one day when you have moved on claiming you are her new “baby daddy”. Or the even more used one Crying and saying she just had a miscarrige, and knows it was yours! Now had me the $$$!! Take my advice and steer clear.

Dishes aren’t the only thing she cleans…- nik



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Pittsburgh Swinger

April 10, 2013 Pittsburgh, Would You? 45 9,716 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik This girl is a professional by day, but a sexy swinger with her husband on evenings and weekends. But don’t get your hopes up too high, guys. Rumor is she’s into chicks and hubby likes to watch her make out with them.

Desperation occurs when looks fade and refunds grow.- nik



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Butlers Finest Piece of Trash

April 10, 2013 Butler, Pittsburgh 17 8,723 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: nik the COWARDLY Will Fox of butler pa. Where to start. He had SEX with his BLOOD SISTER Sandra Callithen  In 1996…YES HE WAS CAUGHT IN THE BUSHES WITH HIS HAND DOWN HER PANTS!!!! Will is just scum…His parents are also lazy pieces of shit. Neither of them work. His father is around 500 pounds and claims to be a war vet. Lol NOT his dad has been on disability and ssi for 35 years for being a lazy fat piece of shit. Lets talk about WILL FOX. You can often see this dumb ass driving town in a silver dodge Dakota with a fireman’s light on top of it. Yup he is a volunteer fireman. BUT WAIT. He is on disability . He says his back is TO BAD to work. But you can be a fireman? His back is not to bad to carry cases of beer to cavs place? He is a SCUMBAG using the system in all the wrong and following ways Collects disability Collects Foodstamps Collects Hud housing Often seen at catholic charities. Often seen at walmart with his fat ass girlfriend He bums money off of his girl to drink every night He is a complete drunk  He has a child he does NOT pay support on or see because the mother thinks he is to big of a loser and he has no rights to his six year old daughter. Just a piece of crap and everyone needs to see what a piece of crap this worthless dude is. Driving a piece of shit Dakota drunk is not cool. NOT taking care of your daughter and giving up all rights. Your a pos man.

How does he make it up to the addict every day then??- nik



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How Bout A 6head

April 9, 2013 Pittsburgh 102 6,874 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, This slore is almost to gross for words but ‘ll try my hardest. Meet Kayla Smith from McKees Rocks Ghetto, PA. She thinks she is a “model” but the truth is it’s hard to get a job with poorly done chest and knuckle tats and so much metal in your face you can make a metal detector malfunction. Way easier to take off your clothes and have a friend snap some pictures and caption them “PHOTOSHOOT”. She sleeps with anything and she LOVES purple crayons. I think she got confused and woke up black one morning, too bad she’s pale enough you could see through her if she didn’t have that gut going on. As you can see from her pictures she owns about one dress which is surprising cause she doesn’t mind fcking people for free stuff. She wears so much make up she appears Asian. She’s faker than those nasty acryllics she wears. Be careful when you see those photos of her with no make up on!! I don’t have much time to get into how disgustingly uneducated she is. The difference between NO and KNOW or maybe OUR and ARE….doess’t exist. Steer clear everyone unless of course infection is your thing. BIG SHOUT OUT to her “friend” for sending me these pictures to post. Nik, you know I gotta ask….would you?

Answer: No, that tat is extremely accurate, she is a lost hope.



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Trafford Sloot

April 8, 2013 Pittsburgh 60 6,841 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, This fugly smut is Marla Bruno, the nastiest whore that will ever come out of traffor. This girl is no friend to anybody so Beware! This girl thinks she is the hottest shit in western pa. She goes to halloween parties in lingerie even though…well just look at her nik? Enough said! Marla has slept with over a hundred people from trafford all the way to pittsburgh. She doesnt even wash that gaping whole between her legs, let alone between guys. And guys watch out! She will lie a day after you sleep with her and say you raped her even though you did not rape her, she is a compulisive liar big time. I bet she cant even get prego from all the stds she has had and will have. She even lost a weed pipe in her vag, while hiding it from trafford cops in highschool. Speaking of drugs she is now officaily a herion addict, like she isnt bad enough. This girl couldnt even graduate from Penn Trafford H.S. about 5 years later still no G.E.D. People dont let this thing in your house, she will steal anything and everything she can get her stubby fingers onto. And when you confront this girl try to resist punching this girl, she acts all hard until she gets hit, then she call the cops on you and your screwed. She is so low she trades her body for drugs and tattoos. How can her family stand this girl let alone defend her? She had lied for years saying they beat the crap out of her. If she was my kid I would beat the crap out of her too! She is a waste of air and space. Nik, what do you think???

Paws off…- nik



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Bonnie Rychorcewicz

April 8, 2013 Pitt, Pittsburgh 53 9,303 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik Let me present Bonnie Harper. Fcking skank piece of shit right here. She lives in a trailer that is disgusting. When you walk by it you have to hold your nose as you can smell shit coming out of the windows. The bitch got fired from her last job at a nursing home as she was suspected of taking old folks money. She lives on Facebook and posts disgusting pictures of her house on there. To my disbelief she thinks she is HOT. Wtf right? She is known to do drugs and lives with a bottle in her hand. How cys has not taken her kids amaze me. Put this trash on blast. Dirty ass Ho bag.

What’s CYS.- nik



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