THE DIRTY ARMY: Wanna good time? Call Candice Jordan. Frequent bar slut, takes a new guy home every night to mommy and daddy’s house to fck them. Boyfriend stealer, I can name them all she thinks she’s gorgeous, texts 7 men at one time, her friends are just as bad, one looks like a witch with a point nose can’t miss her out of the crowd she will be the one dancing in whatever dick will give her attention. You need a good time she’s the one to go to guys her downstairs is as wide as New York City.