THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this guy is classic. So this 18 year old Micahel Smerigilio was cleaning his gun when he accidentally fired it…anddd it happen to be aimed at his greg. The bullet BLEW A HOLE through it and his left ballsac perform settling in his though. The best part? When police questioned him, he lied and said he was just walking down the street. Then fessed up to shooting the gun…and admitting he bought it illegally at a party. HA! Poster Child for Gun Control or what Nik?

Nice Beamer.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hi, I’ve never submitted anything on the site however I do have some legitimate questions. First I absolutely LOVE your taste in woman and I definitely agree with your post 99% of the time. But, I have a major dilemma I’m Puerto Rican and I want to know what I can do to become as hot as possible. I’m saving to get my + 2′s and also I want to try cellan. All of my friends tell me I’m crazy for wanting to try it. I’m five foot three and I weigh 108. So how much weight should be. DA Strong!

The picture you submitted is of an overweight woman. For your height 100 pounds even is a solid number.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Chelsea Jane, she is a sweetheart and the only reason I want to post this is to let her know there is no models coming out of Port St. Lucie and especially her.  Some people just dont have it, and Nik, do you even know where Port St. Lucie is?  If you don’t know this… we are DA Strong here.

Where the hell is Port St. Lucie?- nik

Welcome to TheDirty.com, now it is time for you to help save the world. Be the first person to submit a post in your city. I am guessing there are no hot chicks where you live. I decided.- nik

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