Thursday 23rd May 2013,
Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities

There Are No Words

May 22, 2013 Hollywood, Oregon, Portland, The Dirty 111 82,562 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so this guy regularly posts videos on youtube (most of which get banned). There are many ranging from him performing fellatio on a banana, to him abducting and raping/murdering women. I will post links to a few… and yeah, as the titled stated NO WORDS.

I just want to clarify that this is a STRAIGHT man sacrificing for the greater good. Ladies this is for you to learn and be educated.- nik



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Asian Slore

May 20, 2013 Portland 8 9,795 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this bitch, Kayla Nguyen loves to run her mouth. She will lie to your face and talk shit the moment you walk away. If talking shit about your  “friends” isn’t dirty, why dont you check out her tumblr– Welcometomysexr00m.tumblr.com. This bitch claims that she is innocent and good, yet got black out drunk to lose her V. Not enough? Ladies, don’t bring your man around this one, she’ll fck him and text you back when she’s done. Fake ass. Seriously though, Nik, is this bitch real? I can’t comprehend how this fat fck thinks people like to see her naked. Cover up bitch.

Is that a tattoo or part of her lunch?- nik



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Douche Bag Farmer Tyler Boggs

May 15, 2013 Portland 127 7,230 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik This guy is the scum of the earth! He pretends he’s a nice farmer that cares about people, animals and the environment but it’s all a scam to take people’s money. He shoots and kills old horses and chops them up for dog meat. He has dead animals rotting all over his “organic” farm. He also thinks he is a smart guy, but really is the dumbest fckwad I’ve ever met. He thinks he is better than everyone else and that he will never be caught for all his illegal bullshit he does. He’s such a creepier, being around him for just a few seconds is all it takes to realized this guy is a sleazeball.

He’s real good at covering up his bald patch though…- nik



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The Queen and his Prince

May 13, 2013 Oregon, Portland 3 6,803 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: These two, Alec and Taylor, are the wannabe gay power couple of Portland. Alec decided to steal my ex-best friend away from me. Just because you shower your man with gifts and buy him whatever he wants, doesn’t make you the perfect man – you gremlin lookin’ thief. Nik, is there any advice you can give about clingy-ass boyfriends? I just don’t understand why any guy would want to stay with this twig. Taylor can do A LOT better.

Two handed self pics don’t lie…- nik



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Your Not Funny

May 10, 2013 Portland 55 9,605 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: So nik i this shit stumbled across this shit yesterday. And I’m jus goin to post what i got ta say on here cause i really dont appreciate this shit.irst off, you dont fcking know me or shit about where Im from or the life I have lived. So for you to be runnin your loose ass fckin lips bout me and mine, you obviously a fckin pssy ass bitch if you cant even come say all that stupid ass shit to my face. smh. So when you decide that you’re ready to let me know who the fck you are after you grow a pair, you ain’t shit. For the simple fact that the people who do actually know me n what i’m about dont have to slander complete strangers on some bullshit ass website. See unlike you, me n my people arent afraid to say that shit to your fcking face… I jus waiting to hear what other dumb shit youre going to say to this repsonse…

She needs to google what an eyebrow looks like next time she sketches them on.- nik



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Samijo Dimick, Salem Scum

May 10, 2013 Portland, Salem 3 8,466 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Samijo Dimick: She is the biggest dope fiend in all of Salem and the Portland area. She will rip off anyone and steal anything to get what she wants. She went to prison for two years for overdosing in front of her baby and almost let her baby drown. Also told on her dealer so she wouldn’t get in trouble. Hmm. Snitch jackets stay with you forever… Samijo Dimick, you are the epitome of TRASH

Samijo or Sam…I’m leaning towards the latter.- nik



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