11.20.09

The School Oompa Loompa

Posted in Portland

The school umpa lumpa

 

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, So this is Julia (left), Linfield College’s resident fake tanner/umpa lumpa. She is the biggest c*ck tease, but really, she’s just not nice to many people. She believes she is the best thing to ever troll the earth. I saw her at the dining hall the other day, and I almost gagged at how orange she was. It’s just gross.

In order to be a tease dudes have to want to bang you, and I don’t think any dude wants to go near her.- nik


Nik Richie

11.20.09

Brina Brina Brina

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, sabrina is the sl*tty blonde. She likes to flaunt her ahhh goodies. what do you think Nik? would you put it on her?

There is really nothing to do in Portland is there?  I think because of the woods and rain up there it makes it easy for girls to go Lesbo.  Please send me more pics of Sabrina… ones where I can actually see her.- nik


Nik Richie

11.19.09

Bre Beezy

Posted in Oregon, Portland

Bre Beezy

Bre Beezy

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, let me introduce you to one of Eugene’s trashiest girls… Bre! This girl is addicted to purple crayons… actually anyone with a d*ck. She is a c*ke wh*re, snorting it up whenever she can get her hands on the stuff. She has had numerous abortions and was cheating on her ex at every chance she got, even with his friends. She also let my friend do her up the ass… charming girl! More cushion for the pushin’.

She’s onl;y addicted to Purple Crayons, because those of the only Dudes that will bang her.- nik


Nik Richie

11.19.09

Grace Love

Posted in Oregon, Portland

Grace love???

Grace love???

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Grace… you will rarely ever see here with clothes on. Her myspace is full of “modelling” pictures with her in her bikinis. She’s so tacky and claims she is Bi… makes out with girls at parties just to get attention. She recently had a three some with my dude and his girl. I want in. She looks like a good f*ck. What do you think Nik?

I think she looks like a flabby mess.- nik


Nik Richie

11.19.09

Jersey Chaser Sloot

Posted in Portland

Jersey Chaser Slut

Jersey Chaser Slut

THE DIRTY ARMY: NIK, THIS IS JANNEL THE MOST LOWKEY SL*T I KNOW, SHE HAS DONE STUFF WITH SO MANY FOOTBALL PLAYERS, COPS, AND ETC. SHE’S A FAKE WANNA BE MODEL AND WILL F*CK ANY GUY TO TAKE PIC’S OF HER, SHE IS SO FAKE ABOUT SHIT AND WILL LIE TO WHOEVER WHENEVER AND ABOUT WHATEVER. JANNEL GROW UP….SHE HAS NUMEROUS STD’S SO IF YOU F*CKED HER GET YOUR DEATH BED PREPARED SHE GOT THAT KILL SLOW.

Does she drug dudes before she bangs them? Because I don’t know anyone guy who would do that with such a beast.


Nik Richie

11.19.09

What A Sloot

Posted in Portland

What A Slut

What A Slut

THE DIRTY ARMY: NIK, THIS IS DEVYN, SHE IS THE MOST DIRTIEST SLUTIEST B*TCH ANYBODY WOULD KNOW. SHE WILL DO WHAT EVER IN THIS WORLD FOR PILLS OR C*KE, AND LET ME REMIND YOU SHE PROBABLY HAS SO MANY STD’S. SHE’S A BAD MOTHER AND AND SHE F*CK’S GUY’S IN FRONT OF HER SON WHAT A SLOOT.

But I’m sure theres a great father involved.- nik


Nik Richie

11.18.09

What Was She Thinking

Posted in Portland

What was she thinking

What was she thinking

THE DIRTY ARMY: I believe her name is Savannah, I always see her in dirty and envy and want to know why.. Why is she so superficial, why does she believe that she is the hottest creation ever made, and why does she not take the time to brush those damn teeth? I was talking with her once and i felt like throwing up.. Nik what’s the verdict?

Shes easy, there is always a douche bag, creeper or random guy that is willing to sleep with a slutty girl.  She is letting it get to her head.- nik


Nik Richie

11.17.09

Looks Like Rape Charges Are Official To Save Face For VH1 Nobody

britt

So the day I broke THIS POST I got the following email J.D. Wilson Management:

Hello Nik,

I just wanted to let you know that the picture you have posted on your site is involved in a possible rape case (that may be involve Ms. O’Campo possibly being drugged). I would advise that you remove the pictures from your site. The authorities and my lawyer may be in contact with you soon for further information.

My response:  Tell your lawyers to reach out… it’s not coming down.

I have found out that a police report has been filed in Oxnard, CA so Brittanya isn’t bluffing… just finding it weird that the guy that raped her wrote the following tweets to the VH1 nobody like it was consensual sex:

# @VH1sBrittanya I can not even believe last night!!! I had sooo much fun tho :) Wsh you were staying another night…
2:40 PM Nov 14th from web in reply to VH1sBrittanya

# @VH1sBrittanya never got to say bye!!!! Told you we PARTY ;)
2:12 PM Nov 14th from web in reply to VH1sBrittanya

So is she trying to save face because of the image I posted on TheDirty.com?  Because lying might not be the smartest move.- nik


Nik Richie

11.17.09

Caption Of The Day

COLLEGE WHORES

DIRTY ARMY, here is your beautiful picture for “Caption of the Day”.

College Wh*res? Please be funny and not racist.

Winner of this Caption of the Day wins a DIRTY ARMY Shirt guy or girl!

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CLICK HERE TO SEE MORE GEAR

Last Caption (Click Here) Winner: Wee Man

I pray I dont get drunk, and bang either of these shims tonight.


Nik Richie

11.17.09

Eugene Cadiraks

Posted in Portland, Would You?

Eugene Cadiraks

 

THE DIRTY ARMY: …Nik, I know you wouldn’t, but please spill on why not.

The noses speak for themselves, it would take me weeks to write down all that is wrong with this shims.- nik


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+2 Factor: when a chick gets a boob job it increases her value two points on a ten point scale

+2's: fake boobs

30k Milli: a guy who claims he make millions, but really only make around $30k a year and spends all his money on stuff he can't afford; a poser

6 head (5 head): when a person has a enormous forehead (measured in inches)

Affliction: a brand of clothing worn by losers

Afro-Brow: hairy eyebrows

Air biscuit: fart

Anti-petite: no way near small

Aquaf*gs: underwater f*gs

Babushka: a big giant, Harlem Globetrotter-like afro, that explodes out of the panties of a Crabby Patty when panty security has been breached

Beak: Nose like a large bird

Beat: disgustingly ugly

Bissues: b*tch with issues

Blanimal: A black animal

Blast (putting someone on blast): putting someone in the spotlight and/or exposing them; talking crap about someone

Bucket Seats: nice ass

Butterface: everything looks good, but her face

Cadirack: not easy on the eyes, an eye sore

Caker: chick who wears way too much makeup

Cannibal: a lesbian. Because they eat their own kind

Car-Tastrophe: beat looking people in a car

Ceptor head: looks good except her head

Cheesecake: real fruity guy

Chubble: problems fat people cause.

Combustible Cougar: horny for young men

Combustible face: Hazardous look

Cougar in Training (Baby Cougar): a girl who will grow up to be a Cougar because her mom is one and/or she is starting to look and act like one

Cougars: women who are 40 or older who try to be 20 (by getting plastic surgery, wearing tons of makeup, dressing like they are 20, etc) and usually date or "prey" on younger men

Cougar-Troll: an ugly cougar

Cougarville: place where cougars come from

Cougarwood: place where famous cougars go

Cougrrrr: Very ugly cougar

Count gutula: big stomach

Crabby Patty: p*ssy

Crash test dummy: a dumb friend that you can convince to do anything

Dale Boy (Dales): a guy who claims to be straight but acts like he's gay (or really is just gay)

D-Bagalicious: sensational D-bag

D-Bag: Douche bag; someone who sucks at life; a total jerk

Dirty Army: the group of people who are fans of thedirty.com

Dirty Bird: dirty/sl*tty British chick

Don: a young female gold digger looking for a new wealthy father or sugar daddy

Douchetard: douche + retard

Drag Hag: someone who hangs with drag queens

DSL's: D*ck sucking lips

Dugout Driller: aggressive gay guy

Egg Roll(s): fat Asians

F*gadocious: super gay

F*gtastic: overly gay

F*gtician: professional f*gs

Fake SGM: people who are not in the Scissor Gang Mafia but pretend to be by giving the scissor gang sign in pictures (and NIk will point out the reason why they are not cool enough to be in it)

Fanny Pack's : beat girls that have no appeal

Farm: a person's ass

Fattastrophe: group of very fat people

Fifty cake mistake: big girl who loves cake

Fifty Yarder: only looks good from fifty yards away

File You Away: putting a hot guy/girl (whatever works for ya) in your mental hard drive so you can masturbate to them later

Flesbian: Fake lesbian

Forgy: Short for, "For the gays"

Frat Rat: a girl who loves to hang out with and/or screw guys in fraternities

Freetard: a free retard

Front Grill: teeth

F*ck Trophy: baby/kid..."What bout that chick you met at the club the other night, did you hit that?" "Naw she's got a f*ck trophy."

Fugly: f*cking ugly

FUPA: a fat upper pu**y area. Men can have it too.

Gaysian: a gay Asian.

Gestappo's : those who oppose the dirty army

Gills: side fat; love-handles

Grave Diggaz: dirty nails

Grazer: chick that likes to eat a lot

Green Bay: cellulite; cottage cheese

Gregalicious: Owns a greg

Greg-Juice: self explanatory

Greg: penis; tummy stick

Helmet Special: retard

Himstitute: tranny prostitute

Hoemerican: an American hoe

Horses (or any reference to a horse, stable, the derby, races or horse names): people with huge teeth and gums that resemble those of a horse

Insurgents: non SGM perpetrator/ enemies of the army

Jack Bauer: a person with a large fore head or a twenty forehead

Jay Leno: got a big chin

Kodiak: body of a bear

Lee push up bra: from the makers of lee press on nails

Long Head Clan: horse division ( horse head)

Lotto Baby: unknown father (a lot-of people hit that)

MAC Forcefield: tons and tons of makeup that looks clown-like

Mad Monkey: extremely drunk & out of control

Mick Jagger's : Big lips

Muffin Top: when a person's side or stomach fat bubbles over their waistband because their pants are too tight, forming the shape of a muffin

Multichin: multiple chins

Multi-Gregging: Gang bang on one chick

Nominee: person with no money

Nomo's: a place where no homo's are welcome

Noodles: referring to Asian people or descent

Nostrildahmus: Huge nose pipes

Onion: nice a$$

Oscar Myer: Got a Greg

Pack of franks: fat rolls on a chicks body..."Damn! look at the pack of franks on that chic"

Paki house/hut: liquor store

Patch Adams: balding

Pearl catcher: chicks who get c*mmed on

Pebbles: an attractive, yet underage and overly sexual young girl. (aka jailbait)

Pepperidge Farm: way too old

PGM ("Pinky Gang Mafia"): the rival gang of SGM whose members show their pinky finger when having a picture taken

Pickle Smoocher: rubs the Greg

Pig Fishing: guys who are out to just f*ck anything

Pirate: gay dude. Because they like semen on their poop deck

Poon lagoon: pu**y

Prop 8: gay person who wants to get married

Prosthetic Playa: fake wanna be player

Puffydumbbell: roid user

Purple Crayon: A black man's Gregr

Raisinets: ugly nipples

Red Cup Nation: those of us who agree that only red plastic cups should be used at parties (because all other colors are stupid)

Refund Gap: the huge gap between some women's fake boobs that is so big that they should get their money back from their doctor

Ronald Mcdonalds: High arching eyebrows

RVM: red vest mafia: Valet attendant

Sevenhead: means "Yes I ride the Short Bus!"

Sewerfront: Waterfront in Scottsdale

SGM ("Scissor Gang Mafia"): people who make a scissor/backward peace sign when having their picture taken

She-Boys: Trannys

Shim: a girl who looks like a man

Shimspital: hospital for shims

Shman: female type of man

Shopping Bags: droopy boob job or +2'S

Shotgun: a slutty chick. One cock and she's ready to blow

Shougar: a girl that is a cougar and a shim

Skankaholic: addicted to or being a skank; likes skanky chicks; an alcoholic skank

Ski Jumper: big or long nose

Slant F*cker: guy who only likes f*ckin asian chicks

Slim Slow Diet: a fat person who feels it necessary to show people her body..."Sick, see that fat girl in the bikini? Oh, she is feeling good about herself since she just got on the Slim Slow Diet."

Sloon: a chick that looks like she's mixed with snake lizard and baboon

Slug: Ugly slut

Snicker Licker: White girls who only like black guys

Soldier: a member of the Dirty Army; a fan/supporter of thedirty.com

Sorostitute: a girl in a sorority that is easier than a prostitute

Sphere Job: a boob job

Spongebob: a nasty female that has a crabby patty instead of a vagina

A Stallone: a really ugly Italian chick (or any chick for that matter)

Stay Puff: juice-muscular guy obviously on roids

Stretch Armstrong: face lift too tight

Sugar butt: a gay guy

Summer Teeth: some are here, some are there

Superhighway Gap: boobs miles apart

Synchronized Sucking : what aqua f*gs do

Talons: ugly toes

Tenderfoot: gay or feminine

Thunderstorm: extremely large thighs; thunder thighs

Too Fat Shakur:2-pac fat reference

Top Romin : a person that is broke

Tranimal: animal tranny

Tranny: a girl with so much makeup caked on her face that she looks like a transvestite

Tri-Tip: she can try the tip

Troff Feeder: an obese female

Trout: an older man who dates younger women in trying to be younger or "swim upstream"

Trout Mouth: looks like a fish

Tuna Factory: chick who has nasty lookin p*ssy lips..."That chicks gotta tuna factory goin on down there."

Unbeweavable: lots of weave

WNBA: a tall female who is manly

Would You?: means "would you screw this chick?"