Cactus Shadows High School Vice President Knows How To Party
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, the Cactus Shadows High S...
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Drop Down Get Your Eagle On
Posted in Dirty Athletes, Portland | March 17th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, ever wanted some trashy men? Well if so THIS GUY is your man! ASSH*LE WARNING! I wont say this f*ckers name, but he is a football player for Portland State University. You should check it out! This guy (though I use that word loosely) is so nasty herpes drips out of his pores. Countless women later he will find you and don’t worry he might seem nice at first, but you’ll soon realize that he’s a huge douche nozzle. Also, if you have any gay friends don’t even think about this getting serious because he definitely wont hang out with them, but don’t worry it’s “OKAY” to be gay. If you ever need some he is available whenever and no the football team doesn’t win games so he’ll be available whenever you need. Though make sure you wear protection cuz this f*cker will give you something..
I wonder how big his man boobs will get when he drops out of school.- nik
2 Inch Pecker
Posted in Dirty Predator, Portland | March 16th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik This f*g thinks he is hot sh*t, he will literally try and destroy someones life for a quick laugh. He is 21 and acts like he is 12. He seriously needs a fat reality check and a punch in the face. He walks on everyone and thinks he is the hottest sh*t around. .
Thats because he is upset at life cause of his 2 inch peter.- nik
Part Time Mom, Full Time Bottle Rat
Posted in Portland, The Dirty, Vancouver | March 16th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is HOLLY, 26 yr old from the Portland/Vancouver area. She is a part time mom, and FULL time bottle Rat, who can not wait for the weekend to Roll around so she can feel 21 all over again! You can Usually Find her and her friends posing for photographers either on the dancefloor of the club or nude in some “studio”, Or near the bar tied up next to some club owner, promoter, or lucky hopeful; in hopes of getting a free drink!
Why do all bottle rats think they are models? Just because you can score free cranberry/vodkas doesn’t mean people want to see your wide stomach in the flesh.- nik
Ugly Bald Toothless A*shole
Posted in Oregon, Portland | March 15th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this guy is the biggest jerk I have ever met. He was dating this really great beautiful girl & cheated on her mulitple times for years with the most digusting sleeziest old cougars I’ve ever laid eyes on. Thats what just doesnt make sense to me when he had a really beautiful girlfriend. Can anyone keep it in their pants? One of them might have even been your mother. The part I dont get is how can anyone see past his huge over grown gut, wrotted smelly missing teeth, and balding head? even if I popped some pills I wouldnt tap that. Would you?
Who cares they were both just using each other (fake trout and gold digger situation).- nik
Christian Girl
Posted in Oregon, Portland, Would You? | March 15th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik Apparently shes a virgin, innocent, little bitch. She thinks shes hot, but her daddy just pays for all the makeup and tan sessions. Would you?
Answer: no. She has big girl hips and is gunna look terrible when her dad cuts her off after he finds out how many guys shes slept with.
Dirty Port
Posted in Portland | March 15th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: This girl is so dirty! either wrap it up or avoid her..
If you don’t avoid her place a bag over her head and pray there is no Greg in the pants, she looks a little suspect.-nik
Oregons Finest Sloot
Posted in Oregon, Portland | March 15th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: This is Kim. She goes to the U of O, shes going for a alcohol deploma, and a sex deploma. Shes had sex with a countless amount of guys in such a short time, after keeping herself a “virgin” for so long. Way to go girl! NOT! She even takes an interest in girls… when shes drunk… hints why shes one of the hugest sl*ts at the Uof O. She even got pregnant and lost the kid because drinks too much. Blacks out. Has drama with EVERY guys she talks to, because she automaticaly falls in love with them after exchaning about.. 2 words. Well, this bitch deserves to be posted on here as a warning to all guys who go to the Uof O..
I love how this girl is the punching bag for all of her friends that party just as hard if not harder. Ducks never fly together in college.- nik
Dumbest Chick Ever
Posted in Oregon, Portland | March 15th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: If you’re reading this, it’s already too late. She’s f*cking your boyfriend as we speak. This sl*t has no friends—NOBODY likes her. She’s a worthless piece of sh*t and should just slit her wrists now to avoid further embarrassment. P.S. She has herp, it’s a known fact..
Is she preg, look at the gut.- nik
KT Lou The Bimbo
Posted in Oregon, Portland | March 15th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: This is Katie, better known as KT Lou, so her myspace says. She is a “redneck” (cough cough). She works at some golf corse, where she bl*ws old men for money! funny, she collects the balls of the golf course AND collects old mens balls in her mouth. Shes a preppy bitch who thinks its cool to be a hick just because her lesbian bestfriend is dating one. Shes fake as hell.. but if she is going to be fake she should go the 100 yards with it and get plastic surgery because its obviouse that this girl needs it. Maybe if she starts charging on the golf course she’d have enough money to fix her jacked up mouth and well… face..
Sounds like she is better know as the 19th hole.- nik
Nasty Portland Sloot
Posted in Portland | March 15th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, check out this hood rat…I went to high school with this girl and use to be one of her really good friends but it didnt take me long to figure out what a fake little w*ore she is. Her name is Amanda and she is quite possibly one of the biggest white trash wh*res to ever grace the dirty… in her spare time she enjoys cheating on her boyfriends (yes she has had more than one multiple times), spreading her STDs around, doing whatever drug she can get her hands on (even if it means sleeping with people for it), and drinking the night away. Put her on blast nik.
It’s hard to shoot for the stars when you are bald.- nik
