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This Stripper Thinks She Is A Celebrity In Portland

Posted in Portland, The Dirty | March 20th, 2010

Would You with a Stripper?

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this girl is a just another stripper in Portland, but she thinks she’s a freaking celebrity or something.  Please let her know she is nothing expect an escort in training.

You are an escort in training… please move to Las Vegas already.  Thank you.- nik

[IMAGE:  NigelJourdain]

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I Like Oranges

Posted in Portland | March 19th, 2010

I Like Oranges???

I Like Oranges???

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this Girl Heather Is a Orange loud b#tch that thinks she is really hott as you can tell from the pics. she f*cks anything that walks and loves to get so drunk that ” i really dont remember doing any of that” lol. keep ya legs closed b#itch!

‘I don’t remember’ is not an excuse for it not happening…your still a sloot.- nik

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Nasty Douchebag Promoters

Posted in Portland | March 19th, 2010

dirty whores

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this piece of sh’t scumbag thinks he’s the number one baller. He supposedly has his own promotion company with his scab faced loser friend that is secretly gay. For some reason, they think they run dirty nightclub and get their underage girlfriends in. He has sex with girls that are so young they don’t even what a d*ck is. If you ever see these two retards with their “posse” make sure you tell them how gay they actually look and how cool they are NOT. Please tell me i’m not the only one who thinks they are total douchebags!

I’m a little concerned about the guy on the right, it looks like his pits are bleeding.- nik

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She Loves Skiing

Posted in Portland | March 19th, 2010

COKEWHORE

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this girl jamie is the biggest sl*t around, she slept with my boyfriend along with 50 million other guys she just cant keep her legs closed. She does c*ke, meth pretty much anything she can get her hands on, she’s DISGUSTING! she thinks shes the hottest b*tch in gresham when really shes over weight whale with nooo morals.

You mean HE loves skiing.- nik

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Get Out Of Portland

Posted in Oregon, Portland | March 19th, 2010

the grossest we got

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, it dont get much worse then this. the nasty trash mexican who stalks us all of facebook, twitter, myspace all of it. Get the f*ck out of portland you dont even belong here.

If thats her sexy face I can’t even imagine what her facial expression is when she is dropping a grumpy.- nik

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Drop Down Get Your Eagle On

Posted in Dirty Athletes, Portland | March 17th, 2010

Drop Down Get Your Eagle On

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, ever wanted some trashy men? Well if so THIS GUY is your man! ASSH*LE WARNING! I wont say this f*ckers name, but he is a football player for Portland State University. You should check it out! This guy (though I use that word loosely) is so nasty herpes drips out of his pores. Countless women later he will find you and don’t worry he might seem nice at first, but you’ll soon realize that he’s a huge douche nozzle. Also, if you have any gay friends don’t even think about this getting serious because he definitely wont hang out with them, but don’t worry it’s “OKAY” to be gay. If you ever need some he is available whenever and no the football team doesn’t win games so he’ll be available whenever you need. Though make sure you wear protection cuz this f*cker will give you something..

I wonder how big his man boobs will get when he drops out of school.- nik

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2 Inch Pecker

Posted in Dirty Predator, Portland | March 16th, 2010

Faggot with a 2inch d*ck.

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik This f*g thinks he is hot sh*t, he will literally try and destroy someones life for a quick laugh. He is 21 and acts like he is 12. He seriously needs a fat reality check and a punch in the face. He walks on everyone and thinks he is the hottest sh*t around. .

Thats because he is upset at life cause of his 2 inch peter.- nik

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Ugly Bald Toothless A*shole

Posted in Oregon, Portland | March 15th, 2010

Ugly bald toothless A*s hole

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this guy is the biggest jerk I have ever met. He was dating this really great beautiful girl & cheated on her mulitple times for years with the most digusting sleeziest old cougars I’ve ever laid eyes on. Thats what just doesnt make sense to me when he had a really beautiful girlfriend. Can anyone keep it in their pants? One of them might have even been your mother. The part I dont get is how can anyone see past his huge over grown gut, wrotted smelly missing teeth, and balding head? even if I popped some pills I wouldnt tap that. Would you?

Who cares they were both just using each other (fake trout and gold digger situation).- nik

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Christian Girl

Posted in Oregon, Portland, Would You? | March 15th, 2010

Christian Girl

Christian Girl

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik Apparently shes a virgin, innocent, little bitch. She thinks shes hot, but her daddy just pays for all the makeup and tan sessions. Would you?

Answer: no.  She has big girl hips and is gunna look terrible when her dad cuts her off after he finds out how many guys shes slept with.

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Dirty Port

Posted in Portland | March 15th, 2010

dirtyyyyy

THE DIRTY ARMY: This girl is so dirty! either wrap it up or avoid her..

If you don’t avoid her place a bag over her head and pray there is no Greg in the pants, she looks a little suspect.-nik

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