The Dirty

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Chris Standing. He is the head coach at 503 West Coast Jui-jitsu. Lets put it all out there both Chris and his wife are swingers and brag about how many members of the gym that they sleep with. Chris got kicked out of alive mma for getting a blowjob from a student and trying to get down with others. Chris and his wife had a threesome with Bill Bradleys daughter and Chris fFshs girlfriend to name a couple. He calls out guys from other gyms and then files harrassment charges on them when theyre about to crush him, what a coward and an embarrassment to the sport.

Chuck Norris and friends are squares.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, okay so this Kellan Ness just moved up here from California and ever sense he has got here he thinks he is the sh*t or a celiberty sense hes a (CALI BOY) he trys to talk to every girl he thinks hes better the everyone jyst because he is in school has a job and has a kia (2012) optima big deal right. He thinks he such a pimp and hes always bragging about how he only wear (True Religion jeans) hes just so full of himself also cockey as fck and he doesnt relize all these girl talk that he talks to all at once. He nothing but a player and he has this tattoo on his arm that says familia and he not even Mexican but hes just a flat out douche bag f*ck him!

You can’t pretend to be tough when your strapped in true religion.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, here’s Ashley Sasaki. Another one of Gresham’s nasty *ss h*es who puts her Asian p*ssy on any guys d*ck who will give her attention for 5 minutes. She runs around with white powers Tanner Hellbusch thinking she’s hot sh*t. B*tch you’re Asian, stop acting white when you ain’t. STOP SAYING WHITE POWER. You look like a f*cking idiot. She comes to every party so wasted she looks like a sloppy drunk who can’t handle her liquior and just makes a fool out of herself. sSe flirts with any guys who thinks shes cute and will compliment her on her ugly *ss looks. her idea of being a “model” is having her friend take pictures of her in hotel rooms in ugly *ss outfits making ugly faces that make her look like she’s about to sh*t her pants. What a nasty b*tch, take a shower. She’ll spread her legs for any guy who walks hahaha. She’s f*cking UGLY, stop saying white power you fugly b*tch.

She’s more of a beige from the uncleanliness.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this guy right here thinks he is the biggest player of all time, when in reality he has yet to come out of the closet and tell us he’s gay. He got drunk with the biggest qu*er at his high school and got his d*ck sucked just because he was “curious”, then proceeded to give Matt a handjob to return the favor. He’s a bum, plain and simple and has got nothing better to do than hook up with the flamers and smoke a bunch of pot. He says he’s got a job in “construction”, but truthfully he’s only a pencil pushing b*tch working for his daddy. It’s time for someone to put this loser on blast, and to all his friends be warned he might try to suck you off when you’re not looking!

There’s nothing gay about getting your d*ck sucked…actually there is, I just wanted to say that.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, what do you get when you mix together a blonde, a brunette and a ginger?!!? You get the lowest class SLORE in town! A girl who takes advantage of high class men who are too hypnotized by her lies they aren’t willing to push her away. She cheats and does a 80/20 swap and drunkenly BEGS for a second chance. There’s nothing worse than a gold diggin’ SLORE especially one who looks like this. So I ask you. WOULD YOU?

Answer: No, I’ve been saying it for years, multi-colored hair = multi-personality, aka psycho.  She also cut herself some terrible bangs.

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this dirty over used h*e is Suzanne Preston. She’s so call living the high luxury prostitute/stripper life in vegas now. I’ve never met someone who’s so proud about screwing people over with her scandalous *ss. She would be the first person to take down on a b*tch. She’s a classify rat, who brags about how many n*ggas she got. FYI they don’t want you they want you to sell your p*ssy and cash them out and bounce. NO one wants an old washed up h*e who doesn’t even take care of her son! What mother moves out of town and leaves her son to be a sl*t?

She even refuses to touch her own ass…nuff said.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this girl is Kendal Smith. she lives in Cornelius but goes to the forest grove skate park all the time begging to suck fat hairy dick. She’s a GOGO dancer for PDxBooth, the men that own this production companie are 30+ years old. I guess she likes the cradle robbers. They pay her in drugs to dance around rubbing her nasty parts all over other 30 year old men. She has cheated on all her boyfriends with there friends, and once busted a train with 3 black dudes at a max station. I was there and i filmed the sh*t. This b*tch had 2 d*cks in her mouth with another in her stinky brown hole. She once sent me a picture of her punnani. It looked like my granfathers knuckles after fisting a container of cottage cheese. Kendall came to Forest Grove telling everyone she was a virgin. I dont apreciate girls like this. Sl*tting up a good city. Kendall TAKE YOUR NASTINESS BACK TO THE RAVE SCENE.

Don’t you dance for a living??? how do you have a belly?- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, meet this girl. Emily Morison. She thinks she is the hottest piece of *ss around. She tries to act like the biggest and hottest sloot in Eugene. But everyone knows all she really does is takes little kids VCards. She spends all her daddy’s money all the time and wines when he doesn’t give her ever a dollar. She is the worst friend a person could ask for and lies about every little thing known to man. She will show up at a party unannounced and “wasted”. She is a huge faker when it comes to sh*t like that. Emily Also doesn’t know how to hold a conversation with anyone Boy or Girl. When someone is trying to talk to her she just leans in a sucks the person face off. Emily talks sh*t about everyone even her best friends. She thinks shes the hottest thing since the iPhone witch she has that her Daddy bought for her. She acts like she obsessed with Germany because she can got here and screw any guy. (she thinks) You’ll typically see her in the same out fit at every outing she goes to, A little black dress that makes her have flat boobs and ugly long legs. Tell me Nik what do you think?

Typical gold digger behavior.- nik