THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this wh*res name is Jenn Mace, or Watkins. I can’t tell you which it is because she keeps getting married. She’s only 23 and she’s been married and divorced twice. She cheated on her second husband with two different people, the first one gave her an std and she didn’t tell her husband. Then at her Christmas party she makes out with her latest affair not ten feet from her husband while he’s sleeping. The worst part about her is that she thinks she’s pretty. She thinks she is the hottest girl in the room, all the time. She is constantly telling people that they need to get pretty like her. She complains that everyone loves her boobs and that they attract too much attention, except she is the one that keeps pulling them out and asking people to touch them. She thinks she can sing, too. Every time that anyone is around her she won’t shut up. She sings all the time. It’s like a cat being stepped on. She keeps asking why she’s never made it into a choir, because clearly she is so good. Everyone is fed up with her pathetic, put on confidence. She’s a drunk slore who can’t keep to one man, she’s always looking for a hand out. She only dates men who can provide for her, and by provide I mean use their student loans.

Trim your cleavage hair…that is disgusting.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Melvin Cole Whittington. He is probably the biggest man-wh*re of Portland and Hillsboro combined. He f*cks anything that walks and has boobs. He’s had sex with about 25 girls and has done stuff with who knows how many more and has had a few 3sums with one girl and another guy. He’s a photographer at FX night club and that’s how he gets the girls. Just to put him on blast a little more. He has an 8 inch shlong that not very thick and he doesn’t keep it clean cut.. He is constantly drunk or high or rollin on Molly. I’m wouldn’t be surprised if he already has an DRD. He is one of the grossest dirtiest guys in Portland. Every girl should be aware that he will say what it takes to get into your pants and forget about you the night after he gets what he wants. He disgusts me. Trust me ladies you’ll regret sleeping with him.

Melvin why self post? you haven’t even gone through puberty.  Leave out the compliments if you expect people to believe you.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this sloot named Maggie Gohl is the most pathetic looking girl I have ever seen. I mean almost as pathetic as her sister, Sophia Gohl. While her bf is still in jail, she would do the unthinkable, post herself on backpage and make money. Now, from what I heard about this girl is that she has no job, she graduated from high school last year, she parties alot, and hooks up with other guys behind her bf. She is the most grimiest chick I have ever met. She is very unworthy to hang out with, cuz of the way she dresses. This girl needs to be taught a lesson and needs to straighten her life out, otherwise she’ll be ending up in the street, begging for money like a homeless bum.

Are we looking at her cleavage or her pit in the bottom pic..- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this girl is the nastiest girl i have met in my life. She dates guys and then sleeps with their friends!!! If you google “HOMIE HOPPER” her name will guranteed to be the first to pop up. She is a thieving ass bitch who does mth, pops pills, and is a heroine junky who went from being a thick size 13 to a size 2 within 3 weeks. Honestly I don’t know how she is still alive. Not only does she strip, which I am not mad at do what you got to do but to h*e around and f*ck guys for money or a quick fixed is just DISGUSTING and makes me SICK to my f*cking stomach. She gives longview a bad name and is an actual embarrassment to the black community. If she continues to go down this road she will be 6 feet under.

You can only hold back the sloot for so long.  Same as ‘ex’ sloots, who you may be dating, they will come full circle so be prepared.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I decided to post this because this little hoe deserves to be on here. Her name is Elise. She’s a no good, high school drop out who contracted an DRD while cheating on her husband with a male stripper at Silverados. She leaves her husband at home and goes out all the time just so she can hook up with men at the club. Oh, and don’t remind me that she’s been fired from almost every job she’s had because she’d rather be going out cheating on her husband. She may seem cute, nice and innocent to your face, but behind all that, this dirty bitch will talk so much sh*t behind your back. So watch out for this dirty little sloot, Gresham!

She needs a lot more writing to hide that belly.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so this nasty poor excuse for a mom would be none other than Sophia Gohl. She throws her self at any man that walks by, She honestly thinks she is hot sh*t. Prance’s around Gresham like no body’s business, she is always partying and hooking up with random people. She seriously is psycho and acts like she is fcking 14. I swear she got pregnant for the attention. And OH my god did i mention that annoying f*cking voice she sounds like a man that’s been smoking for 30+ years. I used to be her best friend until I realized the sh*t she does not only to her but to her son I seriously wish someone would give this 8 ball wh*re a reality check! Oh and her sister is worse than she is god they disgust me!

She’s got some unusual bumps on her hips.  I guess that’s what you should expect from a budget strip club.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this girl is a hot mess. Beth is a dirty hussy. Watch out girls she will sleep with your boyfriend then laugh about it the next day saying, “He will itch tomorrow and so will his girlfriend.” She usually sleeps with different girl’s boyfriends because she doesn’t like the girlfriend and she wants to get back at them for some reason. Most of the girls in these relationships that she has broken up have never heard of her. She becomes obsessed with different girls that are cuter than her and literally stalks them! She’s crazy. Drugs usually fuel this crazy b****. She will take anything she can get her hands on. She even smoked cat nip because she claimed it would give her a buzz. If you encounter Beth downtown Portland or in Beaverton, you should watch her. It is very entertaining. She is either falling down, crying, peeing in public, or passing out in the street. This girl is a joke. Do your thing Nik, put this crazyyyyy on blast!

I can’t decide which is worse, her nose or that powerful jaw of hers.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, meet Ashley Emmerson, proud PSU alum, Z100′s best on-air and promotions wh*re and girl that will do anything for a couple free drinks and VIP. Her favorite hobby is getting with guys that she knows are unavailable and in relationships, then acting like she’s the victim when their REAL girlfriends call her out for a beat down – it’s funny how she always gets left. This girl always has the SAME story about how she has trust and commitment issues because she is always cheated on and comes from a broken home… um, quit sleeping with peoples boyfriends and trying to be in relationships with guys living with their girlfriends you sloot, newsflash, YOU are the homewrecker! Just like what broke up your family, you’re now running around doing, quit acting like a wh*re! Or at least, make sure you don’t get caught and ruin other peoples lives… Rumor has it she also has the gift that keeps giving, if you know what I mean, so all you Z100 kids might want to get tested. That’s right, she has slept with **MORE** than TWO guys over at Portland’s hottest radio station, just so she can have some free VIP, access to events etc.. Ashley, wake up, you’re the joke of the station, they call you because you’re easy and all you have to do is feed you a meal, give you a drink or two and listen to an hour of “so and so did X, Y, Z… you won’t do that right?” and take you home and not have to call you again until they need a happy ending (it’s not your personality or great conversation that people call to hang out with you) Hey Portland, for her # it’s in every bathroom stall of every sleezy bar in town or maybe Z100 can give her an on-air shout out, afterall, she’s keeping their staff very happy over there!

Her hairline matches that guys…I decided.- nik