THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, sex crimes detectives from the Portland Police Bureau arrested 41-year-old Michael William Fox on 10 counts of sex abuse in the second degree and 10 counts of contributing to the sexual delinquency of a minor. Fox owns Vault Model and Artist Management Company, which now operates out of a Northwest Portland office on Raleigh Street but previously was on Southwest Washington Street.

Never trust a guy with a camera.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so this girl’s name is Aly Jones (Cromwell) she’s so nasty this b*tch drops out of high school at the age of 17 to be a stripper and move to texas she’s had 9 abortions and has 1 daughter who’s really chubby and looks like a chipmunck, she slept with over 40 guys and you can tell that one boob is bigger then the other (look at the picture). Her ex-boyfriend told me all of this, so it must be true lol.

That baby ruined her stripping careed.  Which she shouldn’t of had in the first place.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, every time I happen to stumble across this girl’s pictures, I cant help but laugh. I cant decide which is funnier, the pictures themselves, or the fact that she actually thinks she is hot. Kiera, you look like a pre-teen, overweight, Dutch boy. I don’t know whats worse, your tasteless K-Mart costumes you call “outfits” or your disgustingly disproportional gum-to-tooth ratio. This tard photoshops her pictures into an oblivion and its painfully obvious. I giggle when I see pictures of her with her new boyfriend because everyone knows that shes a huge tramp and loves to cheat. The number of guys this skank has screwed is easily in the upper 20′s if not 30′s, and she loves to brag about it. Her v*gina has the capacity of a roomy 4-door sedan after all the greg and fists that have been in it. She is the definition of dirty.

She needs to do photoshoots to stand looking at herself…its a confidence booster.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Chris Standing. He is the head coach at 503 West Coast Jui-jitsu. Lets put it all out there both Chris and his wife are swingers and brag about how many members of the gym that they sleep with. Chris got kicked out of alive mma for getting a blowjob from a student and trying to get down with others. Chris and his wife had a threesome with Bill Bradleys daughter and Chris fFshs girlfriend to name a couple. He calls out guys from other gyms and then files harrassment charges on them when theyre about to crush him, what a coward and an embarrassment to the sport.

Chuck Norris and friends are squares.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, okay so this Kellan Ness just moved up here from California and ever sense he has got here he thinks he is the sh*t or a celiberty sense hes a (CALI BOY) he trys to talk to every girl he thinks hes better the everyone jyst because he is in school has a job and has a kia (2012) optima big deal right. He thinks he such a pimp and hes always bragging about how he only wear (True Religion jeans) hes just so full of himself also cockey as fck and he doesnt relize all these girl talk that he talks to all at once. He nothing but a player and he has this tattoo on his arm that says familia and he not even Mexican but hes just a flat out douche bag f*ck him!

You can’t pretend to be tough when your strapped in true religion.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, here’s Ashley Sasaki. Another one of Gresham’s nasty *ss h*es who puts her Asian p*ssy on any guys d*ck who will give her attention for 5 minutes. She runs around with white powers Tanner Hellbusch thinking she’s hot sh*t. B*tch you’re Asian, stop acting white when you ain’t. STOP SAYING WHITE POWER. You look like a f*cking idiot. She comes to every party so wasted she looks like a sloppy drunk who can’t handle her liquior and just makes a fool out of herself. sSe flirts with any guys who thinks shes cute and will compliment her on her ugly *ss looks. her idea of being a “model” is having her friend take pictures of her in hotel rooms in ugly *ss outfits making ugly faces that make her look like she’s about to sh*t her pants. What a nasty b*tch, take a shower. She’ll spread her legs for any guy who walks hahaha. She’s f*cking UGLY, stop saying white power you fugly b*tch.

She’s more of a beige from the uncleanliness.- nik

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20 pounds should get you back to normal.- nik

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this guy right here thinks he is the biggest player of all time, when in reality he has yet to come out of the closet and tell us he’s gay. He got drunk with the biggest qu*er at his high school and got his d*ck sucked just because he was “curious”, then proceeded to give Matt a handjob to return the favor. He’s a bum, plain and simple and has got nothing better to do than hook up with the flamers and smoke a bunch of pot. He says he’s got a job in “construction”, but truthfully he’s only a pencil pushing b*tch working for his daddy. It’s time for someone to put this loser on blast, and to all his friends be warned he might try to suck you off when you’re not looking!

There’s nothing gay about getting your d*ck sucked…actually there is, I just wanted to say that.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, frosted tips, pooka shells, waxed eye brows, athlete, all around tough guy, classic 90′s look, ruggedly handsome, seen at the Splash Room handing out business cards.  This guy has the worst game in the history of game.

Pooka shell choker… do I really need to say more?- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, what do you get when you mix together a blonde, a brunette and a ginger?!!? You get the lowest class SLORE in town! A girl who takes advantage of high class men who are too hypnotized by her lies they aren’t willing to push her away. She cheats and does a 80/20 swap and drunkenly BEGS for a second chance. There’s nothing worse than a gold diggin’ SLORE especially one who looks like this. So I ask you. WOULD YOU?

Answer: No, I’ve been saying it for years, multi-colored hair = multi-personality, aka psycho.  She also cut herself some terrible bangs.