THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is Jared Duncan. He lives on top of the hill in West Linn and is the King of Absolute Foul and Careless. He likes to get people utterly trashed to the point of passing out, fishing them out of his hot tub and then, dropping them on their doorstep still passed out and not make sure that they are ok. He also likes to let people barf in his chemically untreated hot tub and let his 7-month pregnant girlfriend (now 8 months and also abandoned by him) sit in said hot tub repeatedly to the tune of a raging infection she found out about only because his sister was nice enough to actually pass on the information that he KNEW someone puked in it and did nothing about it so she could go to the ob-gyn and get tested. This guy is a real winner among men.