Saturday 25th May 2013,
Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities

Samijo Dimick, Salem Scum

May 10, 2013 Portland, Salem 3 8,469 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Samijo Dimick: She is the biggest dope fiend in all of Salem and the Portland area. She will rip off anyone and steal anything to get what she wants. She went to prison for two years for overdosing in front of her baby and almost let her baby drown. Also told on her dealer so she wouldn’t get in trouble. Hmm. Snitch jackets stay with you forever… Samijo Dimick, you are the epitome of TRASH

Samijo or Sam…I’m leaning towards the latter.- nik



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Butt Pirate Strikes Again

May 9, 2013 Oregon State, Portland 9 7,476 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Beware MEN AND LITTLE BOYS of Newberg- looks like this krusty Krab jumped from OSU and has set his sites on fresh MEAT. I met this guy at the new water park in mcminnville, he asked me on a “kiack trip” date…boy was I naive to think that’s all he wanted! Once we were stranded he tried coming on to me telling me “what a beautiful man I was” and getting close. Isaid good bye to that guy and later found him on not only this site but I guess he gets around the newberg/dayton/mcminnville area, I hear I’m not his victim of a “kiack trip”…. luckily I got away with my virginity…. so sad peope these days, I mean look at him, this picture came drom his plenty of fish profile

Trust me, you didn’t need to highlight either of those regions.- nik



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Lynn Sue

May 8, 2013 Portland 12 9,896 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey there Nik, let me introduce Lynn Sue. She’s from the Beaverton/Hillsboro area and is the most disgusting person I have ever laid eyes on. She’s always on Facebook talking about “broke niggas” and how she is so “money motivated” when in reality she’s doing nothing with her life. She’s spending her days drunk, high, and with whoever guy will put it in her. She’s a stripper and thinks that it’s tight to brag about her “cash flow” when it’s all $1 bills. She also thinks the tattoos she gets in her living room are quality art, please they look like sh*t. She’s a pathetic sloot and she needs to be aware. So Nik, would you?

Answer: No, she crops out her body and sticks to one angle, which isn’t good.



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Is Andrea Ratoza A Model

May 8, 2013 Portland 59 8,280 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, I always said when she was younger that she was going to be a model. And now she’s always posting things on Facebook. “this is me at the MTV movie awards.” I don’t think she’s anything special. But she is blonde and skinny I guess?

That is not a model.- nik



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Crazy Griffin Once Again

May 7, 2013 Eugene, Portland 7 6,316 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Well Jamie Griffin is at it again! She’s already on the dirty but I must repost! Jamie has stolen from Wal-Mart again! She stole like 100 dollars worth of stuff like a month ago! Plus her house burnt down.. I wonder why! I read all the comments on the first post and I would love to make things clear about what really happened! It was New Years eve, Justin and Jamie were partying together, they drank too much and they tried having sex. It didn’t work so to cover up that night she accused Justin of rape so her abusive husband wouldn’t leave her and the kids. The funny things is people think she’s this sweet, innocent, caring person! she’s none of those things! She talks all about my mom being on drugs and how my mom abuses my brother and I. My mother doesn’t use drugs she is clean and has been! she doesn’t abuse my brother and I! I’m tired of people blaming Justin for rape when he didn’t rape her! And to those of you that are shit talking STOP! it’s none of your concern.. Stop the drama and shit talking and leave My family and I be..

That term is thrown around to loosely.  The majority of victims keep quiet, you gotta question those who don’t.- nik



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MC Sarah Sassdizzle Davis

May 7, 2013 Portland, Would You? 16 7,154 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, This here is Sarah “Sassdizzle” Davis who thinks she’s a bad bitch and that no other female can “out class” her. She’s a MC in the Portland area. Little does everyone know she used to be a coke addicted escort that went by the name Jezabell. I want to know Nik, would you? She is kinda cute.

Answer: No, there’s something growing in her pits.



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