THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this piece of sh#t can’t seem to earn money on his own, so he “borrows” money from my bestie. Any so called man that lives off a woman isn’t a man. Secondly he won’t take care of his children, why, because Mrs. Maria “So Drop the Soap” Gutierrez would rather spend months locked inside a room with other men. Last but not least, he don’t even have a car. LMFAO. And he tried getting with me LOL, OH and his brother is in the pic too, two birds with one stone, On second thought, two cockroaches with one foot best describes these two low lifes. Take a close look at their tats, tattoos on a budget.

A couple of those bottles are empty and they’re sharing them with dudes…bottom pic is embarrassing, not ‘flossin’.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, brandon spends his days chatting up all the regular sluts in portland, he’s already fcked half the guys in the greater portland area and probably is currently working on the rest. he promises guys everything and makes them think he’s really into them and then as soon as he gets what he wants he dumps them and then bitches about why guys get so obsessed with him. on any given weekend you can see him drunk around portland slutting it up with the first guy he sees and if that weren’t enough he takes pride in snatching guys boyfriends. he tricks guys into cheating on their boyfriends and then rubs it in their faces. hes the worst kind of slut and a typical drunk portlad f**

All signs point to forgy.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is Porshe Murphy. She puts up photos thinking shes a model. She was so desperate she put up a photo with the vogue logo. Shes too damn short to be a model and wears cellulite showing shorts to the CanCan in hopes to get more sugar daddies. She really needs to work on a diet to be a model. Seriously vogue doesn’t like girls that are trash and your teeth are appauling. Look how she looks in other photos that were photoshopped compared to the nasty teeth in here “real Photo” so what do you think Nik, is she model material or a victim of model mayhem and a person with insecurities and aspirations that are out of her league.

What means party in spanish, your ass?  Implying much..- nik

HE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, this is Andrea Foster AKA the whore of seven bar in Bend. I used to be her friend and she was a seemed like a very nice girl but ended up being the biggest back stabbing bitch I have ever known. She was so into being married and forced her husband to get engaged to her because she wanted to be married so bad. Six months later she cheated on her husband and ended up giving him the cl**. She denied ever having it and continued to sleep with multiple men, also spreading it to them. Recently a bouncer took her to his car for a quick bang and she woke up with redbull can stuck in her twat. How Dirty!!!

I don’t think that’s oregano hanging on the door knob.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Amanda Loomis. Every dirt ball in Eugene/Springfield has filled this one up. She is a two-time mom with kids from two different dads and isn’t dating either one of them anymore. Her food stamp face says it all… living off of the government is awesome, yeah? That atrocious tattoo on her chest is her daughters name… Probably why she takes it up the ass so much because no one wants to look at her daughter’s name while the fu*k her. She acts like she’s a big time photographer, but she wouldn’t even have a decent camera if she hadn’t scammed her ex to buy her one then cheat on him and move on to her next victim. She sits around on Facebook all day posting pictures of herself and trying to find some poor guy to mooch off and possibly give her a nice ring to pawn off after she dumps them. Most people should have figured this out already: you can’t turn a hoe into a house wife. EUGENE, watch out for this one. She will stalk you and figure out how to make you think that she is the most perfect person in the world for you then cheat on you in a few months, tops. Among some of the disturbing shit she does: she will hide her relationship status when she is in a relationship so she can message other guys and make them think she’s single. If she’s feeling thirsty enough, she will delete or hide all of the pictures of her and “man” also. The sad part is, everyone sees this but the person shes dating. Not to mention she drives drunk with her kids in the car. She is a Class I sperm-thirsty mooch who is long overdue for a blasting.

What’s wrong with her tongue?- nik