Portland | Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities - Part 4

One Sick Master Sommelier

September 16, 2014 Portland 12

THE DIRTY ARMY: I married my ex-wife back in 2009 not ever really looking at or examining who she was(my horrible mistake). She lied to me about her allergy to cats & told me to find them a new home or live down the street, put her hand in my dog’s cage so that he would bite her & then tried to make me have him put down, had unprotected sex with multiple people behind my back all the while still sleeping with me & not telling me about it for a year & a half, lashed out at me by yelling, screaming, throwing, & breaking things, then proceeded to tell me that I needed anger management, lied to my family & friends, & to hers as well, used me for 3 years so she could sit at home & study for her Master Sommelier exam always with the intention of divorcing me as soon as she passed, had more unprotected sex with other partners as well as me while she was doing this, then came home to tell me that I was Unattractive, Unintelligent, Pattern Esque, & that she wanted a divorce & that it was her intention to do this all along. She thrives on using & dating older men, between 15 to 20 years older & are in the fine wine & dining industry, she goes for this age range so that when she ends everything it seems like no big deal to them & its easier for her to get by without any conflict. Her Name Is Lindsey D Whipple & she works as a Master Sommelier in Las Vegas & NYC. All of her previous boyfriends, including the one she is with currently, have been between 10 & 20 years older & have all been sommeliers.

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Macala Bristow

September 16, 2014 Portland 23

THE DIRTY ARMY: What do you think of this stuck up hoe who thinks she is gods gift to the world?

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Drake vs. Lil Wayne Concert Tour

September 11, 2014 Aurora, Bellevue, Boulder, BYU, Colorado, Colorado Springs, Colorado State, Denver, Oregon, Oregon State, Portland, Provo, Seattle, Tacoma, The Dirty, Vancouver, Washington, Washington State 17


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Meet Malaurie Ciarlante

September 9, 2014 Portland, Salem 219



THE DIRTY ARMY: Mal just turn 18 and is now seen on Salem back pages. She is offering sex for money and she is pregnant by a scum bag who is her baby daddy and pimp. True love. He takes her to Medford Salem to sale herself. She always talks about how educated she is but yet she is on back pages. Her pimp/baby daddy makes her give him all her money and she let’s him cheat on her because she doesn’t want to lose him. She is disgusting and degrading. Her baby daddy broke up with her and she wanted him back so bad that she agreed with him other having girlfriends and letting him pimp her just so he would except her in his life that’s how desperate this how is for love. Nik she needs a counselor and crazy meds if this the way she thinks this man will love her.

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Dirty Truck Driver

September 3, 2014 Portland 33



THE DIRTY ARMY: Rostyslav zhuchenya lives in Portland, Oregon he has two lives he tells hus family and friends that he is a church boy who doesnt drink, smoke,have sex but the truth is that he does those things plus more. He had a latina girlfriend who was perfect but he cheated on her everytime he would be on the roads picking up girls from the streets, and almost got arrested for rapping a 15 year old girl. Girls if you see this guy dont be a fool and date him he would cheat on you, lie, and when he drives since he is a truck driver he sleeps with girls on the truck stops.

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The King of Foul

August 18, 2014 Oregon, Portland 31

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is Jared Duncan. He lives on top of the hill in West Linn and is the King of Absolute Foul and Careless. He likes to get people utterly trashed to the point of passing out, fishing them out of his hot tub and then, dropping them on their doorstep still passed out and not make sure that they are ok. He also likes to let people barf in his chemically untreated hot tub and let his 7-month pregnant girlfriend (now 8 months and also abandoned by him) sit in said hot tub repeatedly to the tune of a raging infection she found out about only because his sister was nice enough to actually pass on the information that he KNEW someone puked in it and did nothing about it so she could go to the ob-gyn and get tested. This guy is a real winner among men.

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Melissa Hunt

August 15, 2014 Portland 12

THE DIRTY ARMY: Melissa is a mother of four, recently divorced, and works at Victoria Secret in Washington Square Mall. Both her ex-husbands were white, but she has a taste for the black dick like no other. She had a boyfriend who would set her up on dates with black guys, but that wasn’t enough for this whore. Despite having permission, she would still cheat on him with even more guys. Told me she broke up with her bf just so she could see me on her own, when he was in the picture all along. She is a gold digger with a fetish. How unique. NOT! At least I got some great photos and video of her in action.

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Cheated like it was her Job

August 12, 2014 Portland 56

THE DIRTY ARMY: Sara Newman in Portland, Oregon… When she was not googling my family and friends, she’swas accusing me of cheating based on her ‘suspicions’.no evidence,just a ‘feeling’. In my case, an ex on an adult dating site had posted a copyrighted picture of us backstage and I sent off a DMCA. But, when I was shown the page from which it had been removed, guess who was on a profile list looking for ‘a**l and p***y play’? That’s right. She had multiple profiles on multiple sites and from the testimonials posted she had found multiple gentlemen on multiple occasions for ‘ her pleasure’ and was also a member of club sesso. And the WHOLE time she wasn’t slinging on these sites, she was googling me, my family and friends, harassing them about me and she was screaming at me for cheating because she had a ‘feeling’ So when I asked her about the profile…it was my fault. She was FORCED to go on there ‘looking for me’. I asked about the men on her list. It went from ‘I never met anyone off there’ to ‘ met a guy on match and we both happened to have an AFF profile’. The lies just grew from there. So she said she would close the account, only she just changed the name. So when I told I knew about that, she denied it. the said it was a ‘mistake’ then she closed it, only to open a new account 30 min later (all these are paid, btw) . When I told her about that one…more lies, all blaming me. And one is still open…just hidden. The guilty scream the loudest.

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