Ms piggy and her Piglets

August 8, 2014 Portland 17

THE DIRTY ARMY: So nik my cousin Kurtis Muller met this pretty overweight chick Chelsea Mervin. Chelsea was head over heels for him but he just wasn\’t interested. Told her over and over again. Six months ago he met his now fiance. As soon as they got together his fiance AJ started receiving harassing email from Chelsea and her best friend ALEXA PASSARELLI! They were nasty emails. Everything time she was blocked they\’d make another fake fb so they could continue to email her. Finally they switched to harassing her on instagram, but this time targeting her two innocent children. When they got tired of that they began harassing family members. AJ\’s mom is undergoing chemo for breast cancer. Alexa made up slander remarks in attempt to get her fired from her job which would result in her losing her insurance and possibly her life. All AJ and Kurtis was to do is move on with their lives. Not have these crazy chicks driving by their house, calling their jobs, verbally assaulting their children. This ALEXA PASARRELLI lives at 10600 Fargo st in portland with her parents. Shes 23 and has a criminal record and garnishments cause she cant pay her bills. Shes extremely psychotic which makes her very dangerous. Stay away from her! She has herpes and sees a therapist often! She is not somebody you want to be around! She\’s negative and down right evil! Who attacks two young children and a 63 yr old women going thru chemo!? This chick is insane!!!!

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Trashy Kay Girls

July 30, 2014 Portland 44


THE DIRTY ARMY: These are the “kay” girls aka “white trash” Klarissa Kay, Kristin Kay, and Schelise Romero. Klarissa kay thinks so highly of herself when really all she does is drink bud light, blacks out and trys to get with her friends boyfriends and also has a beer belly, Kristin Kay acts like shes this ride or die chick but talks mad crap about everyone and uses people and then there is Schelise Romero that also gets with other girls boyfriends and think shes so hot that every guy wants her lol! They all went to beauty school and none of them know how to do theyre own make up! What do you think of this “hot” threesome nik?

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Rachet Wife/Mom

July 28, 2014 Portland 16

THE DIRTY ARMY: David Douglas high school graduate known as Shoni Maxwell now as of July 12th 2014 known as shoni tanner . Is an unfaithful rachet wife/mom (note my husband is no better for this) has been caught they thought they were sneaky lol but not nearly enough . I found some very very naughty snap chat pictures that my husband had saved and thought he had deleted all evidence …. And sadly in her attempt to be sexy has her baby included in pictures >_< and note all picture I have proof of were saved from snap chat July 13th 2014 yes read correctly ! The day after her wedding !!!! I know her by her rep and I found I email my husband replied back to from her and that’s when the mission began … Ladies beware . she’s still a triflin hoe. Roaming around Portland Oregon .

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Another 82nd Employee

July 24, 2014 Portland 84

THE DIRTY ARMY: The ad says it all, wouldn’t wanna distract you from that.

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Alcoholic Mother at it Again

July 22, 2014 Portland 1

THE DIRTY ARMY: You can only contain your inner slore for so long…

Also See: Alcoholic Mother

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Don’t EVER Date This Guy

July 14, 2014 Portland 12

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, if you ever see this guy, in a bar, in the park, or anywhere else and he tries to give you the time of day… RUN THE HELL AWAY ladies. This man is an alcoholic, a drug abuser, a liar and a cheat. Not only that he is VERY abusive. He looks and talks like a charmer… until he has you and that my friends, is when the shit kicks in. The fights, the lies, the tears, you name it this man has it all if you’re looking for an abusive relationship that will have you running for the closest bottle of antidepressants or anxiety meds. Just a heads up. No girl needs this kind of abuse. Find yourself a prince and even though he’s pretty to be sure… He is NOT IT. Trust me.

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This Nanny Leaves A Child In A Hot Car While She Is Off Tanning

July 12, 2014 Portland, The Dirty 275

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Can you believe this. This Nanny by the name of Kristin Jones left a child in a hot car while she is busy working on her tan. She is more worried about “keeping up with appearances” then keeping an eye out for someones else’s child. She is now known as “The Tanning Nanny”… its insane how dumb young people are these days.

The parents obviously didn’t hire Kristin Jones for her nanny skills. This was an aesthetic hire. I decided.- nik

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Elizabeth Call

July 9, 2014 Maine, Portland 78

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, feast your eyes upon the power of make up that ugly whores use. Yes, this is the same trash, and her name is Brooke Elizabeth Call. She lives in bumfuckpoorville, Maine, and sleeps with anything that moves. She slept with her best friends boyfriend and cheats on her current man Nick. A girl I know went to community college with her and said she would get black out drunk and sleep around. She currently also has a child, which she didn\’t know who the father was for a couple years, and one guy fled the state to try and not be tested! The biological fathers family denies the child due to her promiscuous behavior, I mean the apple doesn’t fall too far from the tree since her mom was a prostitute back in the day. I feel bad for her son growing up around this indecent and trashy behavior. She thinks she is classy and that everyone adores her and wants to be in her life. This whore needs to be put in check Nik!

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