I Thought we Got Rid of This

May 9, 2014 Portland 37

THE DIRTY ARMY: nik this nasty boy (Brandon) moved to LA less than a year ago and thought that he was gonna be famous or some bullshit when all he really ended up with was a cocaine possession charge and probably a few free pairs of Andrew Christian underwear from banging that nasty daddy. HE FAILED! So what does he do? Come crawling back to Portland, as if he hasn’t infested enough unknowing guys with his nasty toxic ways. I’ve seen him out and about several times now and it’s the same old shit with a different guy every single night! Disgusting!!! Plus he’s a regular at the bathhouse in Portland. I wouldn’t be shocked if he’s infested with all kinda of drds. Don’t trust this kid he’s not your friend. He’s stab you in the back and use you to get what he wants and after he does that he’s go after your boyfriend just for fun. This guy is the lowest of the low. California thought you were gross so why would you think going back here would be any different?

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Worst Mother Award

May 7, 2014 Portland 41

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Lauren here has entered multiple times for worst mother and wife award. Her number is passed around town through just about everyone’s hands and it isn’t for chinese delivery. She will show up at your door usually about 30-45 minutes after you call her and brings the baby with her. Don’t worry, she doesn’t bring the kid inside, she like to brag that her windows are tinted and she throws a blanket over the car seat. For good measure she rubs a little whiskey on the kids lip to make sure he takes a little nap. After an hour is up she is out the door and down the road, most recommend calling her early in the night as hygiene isn’t her specialty. The poor husband is in the dark, she just claims the wants some alone time with the kid shopping or going to the movies or other such nonsense.

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Daniel John Lee “preacher” hunts Christian women

May 6, 2014 Portland 49

THE DIRTY ARMY: nik This man is prowling around town trying to pick up Christian and Jewish women. He’s some mix of both. He’ll take you to the Olive Garden and ask you to marry him on the first date. Makes it sound like this is the first time he’s felt this way. Doesn’t mention that he’s been divorced twice, has 6 kids he can’t see and just got married the third time months ago. When I went to use the restroom I googled him and was shocked. Left me with the bill when I asked about his marriage last November. There’s a video the courthouse ceremony on youtube, but this video is better.

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DeeDee Desmet

May 1, 2014 Portland 9

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Well, where to begin. DeeDee is a world class whore. She has cheated on every man she has ever had a meaningful relationship with. It is always with married dudes. The latest victim was me. The sad thing is she is no 10. That said, she seems to be a very nice person, but beware, she will fuck anyone that tells her what she needs to hear regardless if they are married or not and totally without thought of whether or not she is dating someone. She is a whore of the biggest magnitude. A liar and a fraud. I chose to date her with the expectation that she would never cheat because quite frankly she could not do better. Truth is she hurt me badly and I am lashing out. It is my right. Beyond that it is my duty to inform every dude in Portland that DeeDee Desmet is a whore and she will cheat on you. Beware!!!

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Portland’s Most Wanted Robyn King

May 1, 2014 Cougars, Portland, The Dirty 227

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Robyn King AKA Elegance, lets start by saying she has a body like a football player and wouldn’t be surprised if she used to have a greg.. she hates on other girls because she is a bottom of the bucket hoe.. its so bad she runs specials for an hour 120.. she has a son she does not take care of.. instead she gives all her money to pimps and says it makes her feel good… she only finished 8th grade, can’t spell and talks like she’s black… She threatened to kill a 2 year old because she was sleeping with the two year olds dad who was married to her mom.

I wonder if she is a Clipper fan?- nik

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Savanna Guyette Thacker Waldrop

April 30, 2014 Portland, Seattle, Washington State 44



THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is Savanna Guyette Thacker Waldrop. She is a prostitute that travels from Vancouver, WA to Portland, OR to Las Vegas and Atlanta, GA leaving a trail of mugshots and diseases behind her. Not only does she sell her disease ridden body for money..she is a pathological liar. She is always “pregnant” with someone’s baby, says she toured with young money, is a playboy model, went to Washington state university (no way this idiot can’t even spell), and many more lies… Bullshit savanna. You’ve always been a liar and everyone knows it. Unfortunately for her she looks like her mom who is pictured above…in not too many years she will be her mother’s twin. Eww. Watch out for this hooker…

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Bug-eyed Guyot

April 30, 2014 Portland 12

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this girl is a ratchet. She sleeps around and when that guy doesn’t want to have sex with her anymore, she says she is pregnant. Her name is Amanda Guyot. Her friend, Ashley, and hey joke about how they have sex with the same guys. They both have babies, but are constantly or partying. Amanda couldn’t care less if the guy is taken. She will befriend the guys’ girlfriend and act like best friends to get away with it.

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Kayla Cartisser

April 29, 2014 Oregon, Portland 18

THE DIRTY ARMY: nik this is Kayla Cartisser aka Dahlia Sadanko. She is hands down one of the trashiest,smelliest,sluttiest girls i have ever met. Her parents are poor white trash and her brother Kai,is a fag that loves black dick. Kayla posts pictures all the time on Facebook, calling black people niggers and coons and tries to back it up by saying she is racist because she is Native American ! Lmao she is a trashy white slore that wishes she was Native American so she covers herself in Orange bronzer and cheap ass tattoos. Every man she has been with has regretted it. She loves to meet guys and girls,play with their emotions and then fck another person while she is still in a relationship. She has three kids with three different fathers and still lives in her parent’s basement. She used to be a stripper at a club in oregon but they fired her for having staph and being a whore. She loves meeting fat white guys and swallowing their cum or getting pregnant by them. She is just a mess ! Her pussy has a bad odor, she has no curves whatsoever and is built like a man and she loves to live off of welfare. Her ex husband who is military, says leaving her was the best decision he ever made,because she was too big of a whore ! Nik, please post this so everyone can know to beware of this girl ! She is a cum swallower and racist whore with nothing to lose !

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