Thursday 20th June 2013,
Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities

The Queen and his Prince

May 13, 2013 Oregon, Portland 6 6,897 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: These two, Alec and Taylor, are the wannabe gay power couple of Portland. Alec decided to steal my ex-best friend away from me. Just because you shower your man with gifts and buy him whatever he wants, doesn’t make you the perfect man – you gremlin lookin’ thief. Nik, is there any advice you can give about clingy-ass boyfriends? I just don’t understand why any guy would want to stay with this twig. Taylor can do A LOT better.

Two handed self pics don’t lie…- nik



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Your Not Funny

May 10, 2013 Portland 59 9,728 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: So nik i this shit stumbled across this shit yesterday. And I’m jus goin to post what i got ta say on here cause i really dont appreciate this shit.irst off, you dont fcking know me or shit about where Im from or the life I have lived. So for you to be runnin your loose ass fckin lips bout me and mine, you obviously a fckin pssy ass bitch if you cant even come say all that stupid ass shit to my face. smh. So when you decide that you’re ready to let me know who the fck you are after you grow a pair, you ain’t shit. For the simple fact that the people who do actually know me n what i’m about dont have to slander complete strangers on some bullshit ass website. See unlike you, me n my people arent afraid to say that shit to your fcking face… I jus waiting to hear what other dumb shit youre going to say to this repsonse…

She needs to google what an eyebrow looks like next time she sketches them on.- nik



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Samijo Dimick, Salem Scum

May 10, 2013 Portland, Salem 7 8,497 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Samijo Dimick: She is the biggest dope fiend in all of Salem and the Portland area. She will rip off anyone and steal anything to get what she wants. She went to prison for two years for overdosing in front of her baby and almost let her baby drown. Also told on her dealer so she wouldn’t get in trouble. Hmm. Snitch jackets stay with you forever… Samijo Dimick, you are the epitome of TRASH

Samijo or Sam…I’m leaning towards the latter.- nik



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Butt Pirate Strikes Again

May 9, 2013 Oregon State, Portland 12 7,515 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Beware MEN AND LITTLE BOYS of Newberg- looks like this krusty Krab jumped from OSU and has set his sites on fresh MEAT. I met this guy at the new water park in mcminnville, he asked me on a “kiack trip” date…boy was I naive to think that’s all he wanted! Once we were stranded he tried coming on to me telling me “what a beautiful man I was” and getting close. Isaid good bye to that guy and later found him on not only this site but I guess he gets around the newberg/dayton/mcminnville area, I hear I’m not his victim of a “kiack trip”…. luckily I got away with my virginity…. so sad peope these days, I mean look at him, this picture came drom his plenty of fish profile

Trust me, you didn’t need to highlight either of those regions.- nik



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Lynn Sue

May 8, 2013 Portland 23 9,926 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey there Nik, let me introduce Lynn Sue. She’s from the Beaverton/Hillsboro area and is the most disgusting person I have ever laid eyes on. She’s always on Facebook talking about “broke niggas” and how she is so “money motivated” when in reality she’s doing nothing with her life. She’s spending her days drunk, high, and with whoever guy will put it in her. She’s a stripper and thinks that it’s tight to brag about her “cash flow” when it’s all $1 bills. She also thinks the tattoos she gets in her living room are quality art, please they look like sh*t. She’s a pathetic sloot and she needs to be aware. So Nik, would you?

Answer: No, she crops out her body and sticks to one angle, which isn’t good.



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Is Andrea Ratoza A Model

May 8, 2013 Portland 75 8,345 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, I always said when she was younger that she was going to be a model. And now she’s always posting things on Facebook. “this is me at the MTV movie awards.” I don’t think she’s anything special. But she is blonde and skinny I guess?

That is not a model.- nik



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