Not so sexy Lexi

May 28, 2014 Portland 1


THE DIRTY ARMY: Lexi Blanchard of wilsonville Oregon this fat skunt thinks she is so fly she also claims to be better then people who work fast food. I found she has not only worked for McDonald’s but Carls jr as well. Would explain her xtra chins. He claims to know bikers but I’m sure she just gets passed around by dildos on mopeds. She trolls all dating sights and has ha a number of tards park in her cave. She is also one of the biggest idiots I have ever met let’s all her idiot roommates run her idiot life. Pugg nose clown

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Hannah Painter Is Wrecked

May 15, 2014 Portland 22

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hannah Painter is the dirtiest little girl you will ever meet, guaranteed. I\’m not sure anyone will ever know her TRUE story, considering the fact that all her stories are either obviously made-up, or taken from somebody else. Everything about her right down to her last name is made up. She must have something pretty dark to hide if she feels that she needs to lie about literally everything about herself. One thing that she is NOT too concerned about covering up is her constant cheating and sleeping around. Honey, every lesbian at the infamously sleazy Escape Nightclub has been up your snatch AT LEAST once. i wonder if all her “girlfriends\” will ever figure out that they\’re just the flavor of the week for a loose, wrecked mess of a girl who is so boring that she has to steal someone else\’s stories to make herself look interesting. it doesn’t make you look interesting hannah, it makes you look pathetic. you just have been too stupid to notice the raised eyebrows while you’re BS-ing your “friends” with your stories about how hardcore you are with your ridiculous ditzy filler words that you use when you’re in the middle of making up a story. Hannah Painter is a joke, and everyone knows she’s a skanky, lying cheater. the girl needs to calm down and prob take some penicillin. and fyi, to any of her girlfriends and/or “boyfriends” that are currently boning her, go get yourself checked because i guarantee you that you’re not the only ones up in there.

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Skankzilla Candi Cane

May 15, 2014 Portland 7

THE DIRTY ARMY: This wanna be gansta drug dealer thinks she\’s the baddest thing that ever walked that planet while hooked on drugs and running the streets like a hooker. Claims to be a mom and have a kid yet you can catch her almost every night at the bar sloppy as f*ck hitting on anything that will offer her attention. My EX boyfriend fell for this loose floosey, started buying drugs and sleeping with her and, well, once I had the suspension what was going on I dropped his ass and got tested.. guess what miss candi cane.. s*ut you gave US go***ea. And I hope you guys are Happy walking drd’s together. Go get treated and go home to your kid. If it even really exists. And maybe next time if you don\’t wanna be put on blast use a CONDOM!!! So watch out youth of Portland protection is the key!

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Alexis RIley

May 13, 2014 Portland 3


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THE DIRTY ARMY: michaelis dirty cnt needs to be put on blast! It’s in everyone’s best interest. This nasty little ratchet is Lexi, or Alexis Riley. she scrapes the scum on the bottom that no one else will have, though she is a whore and will fck anything that walks. Luckily most people have the brains enough to turn down this hideous disaster piece. To put it bluntly she is an obsessive compulsive tweaking ass stalker who will blow up your phone at all hours of the day thinking shes something special that deserves anyones time if you make the miske to give her any kind of attention. I seen her do it to multiple people. i never believed anyone could be so pathetic till i had a drunken mishap with her. I was drunk and everyone knows she\’s the easiest and most desperate person you could ever know. And when youre drunk and you don\’t want to try at all to get yor dick wet, she has never been known to say no. Now I can’t drop the bitch. Be careful guys. Don’t fall for this. She will offer you whatever you want. She is an easy hook up for coke and m*th and any other drug you can think of because she fducks for it and gets it from her tweaker ass mom and knows that she can use this to entrap you, and spend months stalking you and mooching off you . Avoid this nasty skank! And find yourself unable to make rational decisions, whatever you do, WEAR A CONDOM! and prepare to change you number because that bitch, like the sores on her twat, just won’t go away!!!

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I Thought we Got Rid of This

May 9, 2014 Portland 37

THE DIRTY ARMY: nik this nasty boy (Brandon) moved to LA less than a year ago and thought that he was gonna be famous or some bullshit when all he really ended up with was a cocaine possession charge and probably a few free pairs of Andrew Christian underwear from banging that nasty daddy. HE FAILED! So what does he do? Come crawling back to Portland, as if he hasn’t infested enough unknowing guys with his nasty toxic ways. I’ve seen him out and about several times now and it’s the same old shit with a different guy every single night! Disgusting!!! Plus he’s a regular at the bathhouse in Portland. I wouldn’t be shocked if he’s infested with all kinda of drds. Don’t trust this kid he’s not your friend. He’s stab you in the back and use you to get what he wants and after he does that he’s go after your boyfriend just for fun. This guy is the lowest of the low. California thought you were gross so why would you think going back here would be any different?

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Worst Mother Award

May 7, 2014 Portland 41

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Lauren here has entered multiple times for worst mother and wife award. Her number is passed around town through just about everyone’s hands and it isn’t for chinese delivery. She will show up at your door usually about 30-45 minutes after you call her and brings the baby with her. Don’t worry, she doesn’t bring the kid inside, she like to brag that her windows are tinted and she throws a blanket over the car seat. For good measure she rubs a little whiskey on the kids lip to make sure he takes a little nap. After an hour is up she is out the door and down the road, most recommend calling her early in the night as hygiene isn’t her specialty. The poor husband is in the dark, she just claims the wants some alone time with the kid shopping or going to the movies or other such nonsense.

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Daniel John Lee “preacher” hunts Christian women

May 6, 2014 Portland 49

THE DIRTY ARMY: nik This man is prowling around town trying to pick up Christian and Jewish women. He’s some mix of both. He’ll take you to the Olive Garden and ask you to marry him on the first date. Makes it sound like this is the first time he’s felt this way. Doesn’t mention that he’s been divorced twice, has 6 kids he can’t see and just got married the third time months ago. When I went to use the restroom I googled him and was shocked. Left me with the bill when I asked about his marriage last November. There’s a video the courthouse ceremony on youtube, but this video is better.

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DeeDee Desmet

May 1, 2014 Portland 9

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Well, where to begin. DeeDee is a world class whore. She has cheated on every man she has ever had a meaningful relationship with. It is always with married dudes. The latest victim was me. The sad thing is she is no 10. That said, she seems to be a very nice person, but beware, she will fuck anyone that tells her what she needs to hear regardless if they are married or not and totally without thought of whether or not she is dating someone. She is a whore of the biggest magnitude. A liar and a fraud. I chose to date her with the expectation that she would never cheat because quite frankly she could not do better. Truth is she hurt me badly and I am lashing out. It is my right. Beyond that it is my duty to inform every dude in Portland that DeeDee Desmet is a whore and she will cheat on you. Beware!!!

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