THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so freak Joey Malone had moved to Hawaii. Me and the rest of Portland were thrilled to be rid of it. Tried to warn the great people of Hawaii that it was among them by posting him on the Honolulu Dirty, but now it has just recently moved back to Portland. No!!!!!!!!!!!!! Joey Malone is a boner killer, a puke inducer, trash talking disgusting pile of vile and vomit who things it’s (he) is the best thing in the world. Hardly. And Joey, you can’t claim to be androgynous. Androgynous means you can’t determine the sex of a person on sight. You’re VERY clearly a mis-guided GUY in women’s clothing. You still look horrible, your personality is still trash, and PDX is disgusted that you’ve returned. Nobody wants to see that sh*t. You don’t look good. You have no class. Your IQ is makes you a short bus contender. Nik, please post it up here again to warn the unsuspecting Portlanders of its return. I would hate for anyone to be blind-sided and unnecessarily scarred further.
He looks better as a chick.- nik