THE DIRTY ARMY: Met this guy a while back. We share the same alma mater and hey, Im a big soccer fan myself. Its to bad this guy is so focused on partying and meeting groupie b*tches every weekend and not more focused on his real friends and people in his life and futbol! He is a talented young man and my teenage brothers really enjoy watching his play with the Portland Timbers. Oh yea and my advice to his pretty little blonde girlfriend I used to seen him around with a few times would be to run run as fast and as far away as you can. This one is dirty dirty bad news sweetheart. Hell you can run my way if you want to!
This self post almost makes you sound gay, possibly just in love with yourself.- nik