Cottage Grove hottie

April 25, 2014 Eugene, Oregon, Portland 19

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, here I have Corrin Day from Cottage Grove, Oregon. I’d love to hear your opinion of her, because she somehow gets married men to sleep with her.

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Working For Big Tobacco Has Julia Looking 35

April 22, 2014 Portland, The Dirty 22

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Julia. She lived in Ukraine and works for big tobacco. She claims she is only 26, but look at her. She looks 35 at least. She is always saying she has the best and biggest boobs, and talking about how men drool over her but come on… My grandma could get more action than this beast!

I wonder if she has those vertical smoker wrinkles above her upper lip. Those are the worst wrinkles known to mankind.- nik

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Lauren Sholtis Is Becoming Very Popular

April 16, 2014 Portland 38

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Llauren is new to Oregon and let me tell you it didn’t take long for her to be known.  This girl has literally been with about 7 different guys in just the last few months.  She thinks she is so cute driving her busted chevy that looks like Barbie puked on.  Shes beyond nasty and untrustworthy. Herr and Amy Davis both.  These girls are the reason people think all girls are sloots. seriously run if you see them all they want is to get in you boyfriends pants and car. Fun fact about Amy ; girl hasn’t brushed her teeth in about a year! how do I know?  Well that’s easy I think everyone knows just about every tooth is rotten and her breath pretty much smacks you in the face!!  So on that note stay away far away as you possibly can thses girls are no good wanna be nasty rats! lauren do us a favor and just go back to Virginia nobody likes you here!

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Using Julito

April 16, 2014 Portland 0

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this dude will b nice and sweet talk and act interested wen all he wants is to use women and sex and a place to stay. He will tell u he wants a serious relationship but his actions show otherwise. He bounces around fr place to place and has fukd half of mckeesport. Don’t have no car and changes jobs all the time. He’s a liar and manipulator. Once he gets wat he wants off u, he will ignor u and tell u that u r crazy but meanwhile he’s got all these BMs and kids all over that he don’t mention till last minute. Plus he still messes with his BMs and others. He tries to make u feel sorry for him cuz he claims he got no money due to child support. He plays straight up mind games. He’s a loser and user. And no wonder y he can’t keep or find a good girl. He needs to b on blast so no one else gets used.

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J-Train Jacqy Rand Forest Grove

April 14, 2014 Portland 18

THE DIRTY ARMY: Jacqy rand, mega slut lair and deceiver. She talks to random guys from all over the world and falls inlove with them but goes crazy girlfriend on them and crys for weeks, yet falls inlove again. She posts pictures of “herself” when their not what she truly looks like. She edits all her pictures to make her look skinny when she’s a fat cow. All she does is sit on her ass all day playing video games on twitter or talking to random guys while stuffing her face. She’s had sex with at least 30 guys. And a few back to back. Hints why they call her JTrain. She thinks she is the most beautiful thing on earth and talks about doing drugs all the time when she’s lying. Half the “friends” she has are fake because she never had pictures with them. She’s a compulsive liar. I wouldn’t tough her with a 10 foot pole. I would be very careful if you come into contact with her, who knows what diseases she has! She lives in forest grove and is very well known. She wears push up bras and smothers her face in make up. In the first picture its looks as if she’s a dirty clown. Smh.

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Brant Clanton, Skank 4.0

April 11, 2014 Portland 54

THE DIRTY ARMY: Brant “Krusty Nuts” Clanton. Again? Yes, again. This guy is trash in living form. Nothing has changed since the previous times he’s been put on The Dirty (He seems to think the same person keeps putting him here. I have once before, and then now. That leaves two other times…). H’s still a skanky little ebonics talking, douchy lying queen who talks shit and makes bullshit up to try and save face. He has an unjust high opinion of himself, and it’s sad. Dude, you work at Express at the mall. THE MALL. Also, he was bitching on Facebook the other day about one of his photos being reported(submitted here) and claimed that he’s got a hot body and will show it off. Ahem! **cough** HOT BODY? THAT?! Hunni, that is NOT a hot body. Since when are mosquito bite swollen nipples and an un-toned physique considered hot? News flash: NEVER! I’m sure this post will get the usual round of supporters claiming he’s a great guy and none of this is true, and that I “sound like a burned ex-lover”. Sorry. It’s all true, you’re all morons, and I have never and would never have sex with this piece of shit. I can’t stand the guy. Time to start acting like an adult, Brant, and live in the real world. Here’s my tip: Humility will go a long way. Bye now. P.S.-That dye job looks like shit.

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Bethany Kinder Thinks she’s a Princess

April 10, 2014 Portland 31

THE DIRTY ARMY: Bethany Marie Kinder, this bitch is stinky as fck. She goes after boys in bands and has no game, is always thirsty as fck for attention and is the most annoying mooch of a person I have ever met. She eats like a fcking pig and complains about being fat 24/7. She hangs out with people who dont like her cause shes desperate to have friends. She always tries to skype text or fb dudes who have no interest in her and then put them on blast when they reject her. Shes going to beauty school but the jokes on her, shes fugly, doesnt know how to do make up and has NO sense of style. What so ever. She never has any fcking money but can afford ratchet ass nails and fake ass hair and she’ll bum cigs off you like its no big deal. She claims to love jesus yet just got her bible verses covered up and is in denial of owing her tattoo artist money. This bitch passed out at like 11pm one night, i drew a penis on her face and tits on her forhead when she woke up all she could say is how her mom is gonna be so pissed and she’ll be in trouble? How old are you? Is mommy ground you? Pathetic. She didnt even try to wash it off, which doesnt surprise i dont think she knows what soap and water is. She smells like cheese and fat. Her dog is the ugliest piece of shit and she insists on posting pictures of it every fucking day and nobody gives one shit. She thinks its okay to wear shorts five times too small and wears spanx and tights and onsies to try to suck in all her fat but it looks HORRIBLE. She needs to see herself from a different perspective and get it together……

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Douchy Austin Lindsey

April 8, 2014 Portland 89

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this here is Austin Lindsey. While he may be cute, he is one of the rudest, douchiest scum bags of the Portland area. He is a regular/VIP at The Escape, which is the most disgusting, trashiest club in Portland. To be a VIP there, imagine what type of person you have to be. Gross and indecent. He has let his looks go to his head. Looks fade, hunni. You’re going to be ugly as shit one day with a shit personality to compensate for it. You treat others like trash, are rude to people who try to be polite for no other reason than to think it makes you look sassy and hot. It doesn’t. It makes you look like scum. You don’t have everyone fooled. Also, Portland Idol? Really? What a joke. You think that makes you someone and matters? I laugh every time you get so worked up and excited about something so silly and meaningless. Anyways, Austin, you’re a piece of shit. Time to grow up and act like an adult.

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