THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Danielle Bingham. She is a mother of 3, her husband serves our country, and they have a girlfriend. They do not hide this nasty little threesome that they have going on from their children. Danielle is a disgusting slob that is always greasy and rancid. She rarely bathes and obviously has never heard of deodorant, yet she is convinced that she looks DAMN good. Maybe things would be a little different if she had an award winning personality, but she fails at that too. She is the biggest drama starter, and if something isn’t about her, she will make sure it is about her, or involves her in some way or another. She is a sorry excuse for a mother and human being.

Go to a couple bingo nights and she could be yours…- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this saggy boobed dog is actually a human. Where to start with this girl. I say girl because she will never be a woman. This b*tch thinks she’s hot sh*t and talks about how she’s hotter than her sister all the time. She treats her boyfriend and all of her friends like sh*t and is completely delusional thinking she’s a great person. She even sucked her ex boyfriend’s d*ck while she was with her boyfriend. Too bad she’s got him completely under her spell and he’d never believe anyone if they told him. This girl smokes a bowl literally every 10-15 minutes probably because she can’t stand to look at herself in the mirror. What a manipulative piece of sh*t. I barf a little in my mouth every time I see her alien face. WAY TO SKINNY this girl eats like a cracker a day. And just like every other ugly girl with a bad attitude she thinks she’s a model.

Model eh.  Then why does your boyfriend look like a mix between Scooby and JV?- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is gross Olivia Mohr AKA Snaggle Tooth. This nasty sloot as had more trains ran on her then Greyhound. She walks around with her bird beak in the air like shes hot sh*t, runs around raves high on MDMA and in outfits she gets from a pornshop. She’s 18 but dresses like she shops at Baby Gap. She hangs around the trashiest and dirtiest people in Portland, Tyler Britton and Matt Chamber. Her boyfriend is a criminal who robs houses and is the most ugly, short, orange looking scrub I’ve ever seen!! She has no t*ts,no a** and practically the body of a 9 year old little boy. If you see this dirty tr*mp run the other way!

I don’t think I’ve seen a single rave child with a straight face.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is heather savage, and it’s funny cause she too is from the Tanning salon industry. Anyways this girl thinks she’s snooki from jersey shore! It’s so annoying even the way she talks and tries to imitate her is so sad. She smokes literally every ten minutes and her teeth aren’t even yellow anymore they are almost BROWN!!! And have gunk on them ewww!!! She also has a nasty smell and is such an attention wh*re but who wouldn’t being that ugly?? She is literally OBSESSED with some fat guy with the name BALDUS?? Hahah what kind of fucking name is that and to top it off as you can see in the pictures he is a fat piece of man. Anyways the sad thing is he broke up with her and she even has a GPS tracker on her phone for him. Heather its embarrassing that a man that UGLY leaves u and doesn’t want you. Clearly you should move out and live with cats for the rest of your life.

Big girl with a small mouth, what good is she…- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, the light blonde is Courtney Humphreys. She has always thought she was hot sh*t, even though I have never understood how people find her attractive. Now, once and for all, I would like to know whether she is hot or not. WHAT DO YOU THINK?

I think that guy in the bottom pic is a pedophile.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is MEGAN RUSSELL!! This girl has f*cked over 50 some people and she knows that she is a sloot. She has admitted it time and time again. She has a f*cking child. can you believe that? I’m surprised child services hasn’t taken her away , or give her to her father. When she isn’t homewrecking other peoples lives, she is raeing hardcore. Where is her child? Who the f*ck knows. Guys have ran trains on this girl, and her vagina is torn the f*ck up. She needs to leave Sandy,  andshe should have never came back. Megan you may think that i’m wasting my time posting this  but I’m warning the world of what you do and the dangers you bring. BEWARE OF THIS SLOOT!!

Why’s her gumline brown?- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Danielle Baker biggest sloot in Tualatin. She goes from guy to guy weekly. She was prego at 17. She’s a dead beat mom who rather party then take care of her son. She brings so many guys in to her little boys life. I thinks its time for the world to know she is a trash sloot.

Her saggy body kinda hides the horse in her.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, a warning for all you ladies out there, steer clear of this small dicked user and womanizer. He will pray on you like a predator and milk you for everything you have. Once he gets everything he wants, it’s on to the next victim. He goes for single mothers or young girls with low self esteem, because he knows he can control them. He has also been known to be with a man or two. He will bang anyone just to have a place to stay, otherwise he lives with his mommy. He cant hold a job and has been close to being charged with sodomy but somehow he got out of it because they messed up with the evidence. He is a man wh*re who can’t hold his load and has even gone as far as making a Craigslist ad selling himself.

Not even a fro can hide your misshaped head.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this girls name is Brittany Heim. If she is stupid enough to take these pictures, and upload them to the internet, she deserves whats coming. Poor girl, men aren’t going to want you after you send them pictures like this. Especially if you’re a cow. What they are going to do is fwd these pictures to all they’re friends for a good laugh. All you are is an embarrassing joke. You obviously can’t get laid because your a fat heifer so you resort to taking pictures of your hairy vag. Do us all a favor, take your finger out of your p*ssy, and put some clothes on. Hopefully you’ve learned a lesson here Brittany, think twice before you send naked pictures, because you never know who’s hands they’re going to fall into .

Don’t take pictures next to anything so they can’t figure your size out by scale.  Do you hit your head on your doorway often?- nik