She Was Sleeping Around On Me The Whole 4 Years
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Jessica T, she was ...
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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, what’s up with these Purdouchebags? Matt Light can’t be serious.
Those are nice uniforms. Purdue sucks (literally).- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this girl Ashely is beautiful and so is her best friend Romina (the one with +2s). Would you either of them?
Answer: Nope, All I see are MAC Forcefields covering weathered faces and stupid frontal hair poofs.

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Davey.
Who goes barefoot in dorms? That is just gross.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik I don’t think any girl who is not a sl*t would gobble down lollipops like that..These girls are Sarah and Jessi. They hang out with a bunch of c*ke head, wierd tattoo’d guys and have a bunch of parties at their place with just them and a bunch of guys. But I do have to give it to these girls I would never f*ck em in a million years but they are getting guys too all the time…you go girls you go h*es
Those are reverse Gregs. They get smaller when you lick them.

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik the fruit in the middle with the hat on is Nick. This guy talks about all these girls he’s been with and how much game he has, this guy just goes on and on and on. Surprisingly he has a shirt on in this pic cause he usually derobes himself thinking it will help him get girls. Well Nick looks like you worked some magic with that girl you have there, this guy hooks up with trolls and all the sorority rejects. Nick thanks for thinnin the herd out for the rest of us.
He is just a civil servant.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: so the girl on the left is casy. the one on the right is shanon. casy thinks shes the german sauerkraut. and shanon does anything to be like her. casy has hairy arm pits and a moustache. her breath smells like a camels ass and her arm pits smell like rotten fish. this girl needs to stop thinkin shes hot shi^t. these two get guys fingers on the dance floor all the time. i heard they got drunk together at some party and instead of getting with guys they got with each other and gave each other r!m jobs. that must be the latest fad in germany. Nik would you?
Answer: No, I’m not into dudes.

THE DIRTY ARMY: So this is gina. another club wh*re. she works at zero gravity where she meets random guys and f*cks them. shes always with a different guy and shes an alcoholic. she has no real job and is always asking me for money. of course she never pays me or anyone back. the best part is she has a 2 year old son. i wonder who watches him while she is out milfing her self at the club.
It’s not enough that she smells like noodles, she had to bring some to the club as well.- nik
This just shows that just because you work at Taco Bell it doesn’t mean you suck at life.
How long does it take to pick out a drink, dude? Don’t you have to catch some bad guys?
This must be the dorm room version of a rape shower.