THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I honestly thought this kid was joking around, but he really think he is a rapper.  He is one of the biggest jokes on campus and now that he made TheDirty he truly thinks he has made it in life.  I’m pretty sure he made this lame track before his dumb ass bears got their *ss kicked yesterday.

Jay Cutler is a great actor. He knew they were going to lose so he made his injury look worse than it was so he didn’t have to play the second half. What a coward.- nik

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this Purdue University “wannabe” rapper (JJ Anton Arv) has been posting hilarious… and I mean hilarious, daily videos of himself rapping over Facebook and has finally discovered YouTube. People continuously comment asking if he is actually serious and I am now positive that he’s not kidding. He thinks he is the best in the world… LITERALLY! This dude really might have missed second grade or something because he has no idea what rhyming is. Anyways, I think its time to post this videos up and let TheDirty community give him their rating.

Jj Anton Arv you are on TheDirty.com… now you have officially made it. You are one step away from being the next M&M.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik! I love your site and have been following it for years! I just started following your wifes blog as well! Ok, so this girl – Audrey McCarty – thinks she is the hottest thing in Indianapolis. She was quite the purple crayon cleat chaser back in her days at Purdue University. Caught the clap from one of them. Pretty sure she went through the entire football and basketball team. She now lives in Indianapolis, chasing after Colts players. So nasty. She’s living with her PARENTS, has been for years, and will be 30 this year. She had to move there because of her DUI and needed mommy and daddy to take care of her like they always have. She missed her best friend’s wedding as a bridesmaid because she was in jail for violating her probation with positive drug screens in 2009. She thinks she’s best friends with everyone and is always posting stupid facebook pics of herself making those dumb faces, thinking she looks good and that all the purple crayons want her fat ass. Nobody wants your nasty, fake ass.  she needs to be told that she’s not all that fabulous like she thinks she is.

Shes a little past her cleat chasing days don’t ya think, unless shes chasing curlers.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik Meet Miles Henderson. This kid actually thinks he is the shit. When in reality he’s a deuchebag who still sports his Abercrombie gear from 8th grade. Someone needs to put this Mustang driving, fat whore smooshing, dick taking fraggot on BLAST!

Men should not wear choker necklaces, that slicked forward fohawk also has to go.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey nik Heres Mike C. from Purdue with his bitch gf Christina. All they ever do is bitch about the most idiotic things in the whole world. His GF has him by the balls not to mention she has to reach low because hes a garden gnome and he probly has a chode. Shes f*cked ALOT of ppl in his frat and he has NO IDEA about it. He thinks hes hot sh*t because hes in a a frat and his gf is a soroslut too bad hes frat is nicknamed Delta OOOPS i joined the wrong frat haha!

He will make a great Safeway manager telling his high school employees all his make believe stories about himself.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, what’s up with these Purdouchebags?  Matt Light can’t be serious.

Those are nice uniforms.  Purdue sucks (literally).- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this girl Ashely is beautiful and so is her best friend Romina (the one with +2s).  Would you either of them?

Answer: Nope, All I see are MAC Forcefields covering weathered faces and stupid frontal hair poofs.

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Davey.

Who goes barefoot in dorms? That is just gross.- nik

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik I don’t think any girl who is not a sl*t would gobble down lollipops like that..These girls are Sarah and Jessi.  They hang out with a bunch of c*ke head, wierd tattoo’d guys and have a bunch of parties at their place with just them and a bunch of guys. But I do have to give it to these girls I would never f*ck em in a million years but they are getting guys too all the time…you go girls you go h*es

Those are reverse Gregs. They get smaller when you lick them.

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik the fruit in the middle with the hat on is Nick.  This guy talks about all these girls he’s been with and how much game he has, this guy just goes on and on and on.  Surprisingly he has a shirt on in this pic cause he usually derobes himself thinking it will help him get girls.  Well Nick looks like you worked some magic with that girl you have there, this guy hooks up with trolls and all the sorority rejects.  Nick thanks for thinnin the herd out for the rest of us.

He is just a civil servant.- nik

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