March Madness Round 1


Winner: Brock’s Chick

Winner: Prodigy

Winner: Chesticles

Winner: Houston Rockets

Look Who Fell From The Ugly Tree


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, This chick is Yvonne a nurse from Irvine. She’s so friggin’ ugly. I just had to put her on blast. I see this chick everywhere and she really thinks she’s hot. WTF?!? This is what her facebook says “I am often misjudged, underestimated. My “interior being” signifies & envelopes my whole entity. Genuiness, integrity, relentless positivism, Honesty, to Love unconditionally…it’s ALL in my essense. I’m just a Real chica…a rare surprise. I hold a strong belief and will never undermine the importance of genuineness, loyalty, faithfulness, fidelity, friendship, respect & integrity to Oneself…and to Others. I consider myself very reliable, considerate, appreciative, clean…and beyond organized! I’m a Life-Enthusiast…& enjoy both “the grand”…as well as the simpler things in life”.  Like seriously  what a freakin weirdo, inside and out!

Dude that is Dirty Celeb Pygmy!!!! I was wondering what the hell happened to her.- nik

What Is This Creature?


What is this creature?

What is this creature?

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, please help what is this thing?

What?  Are you a rookie?  That is Dirty Celeb Pygmy… she has one of the most recognizable faces in the world.- nik

Pygmy Up To Same Old Tricks


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THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, I haven’t seen Pygmy on the dirty for a while, don’t worry, she’s still up to her same old tricks.

I still think she has the most “famous” and recognizable face on the planet.- nik

Pygmy…..


Pygmy.....

THE DIRTY ARMY: The popular pygmy…have fun nik! But pretty cuter in brunnete.

Yup, hair looks way better darker.- nik

Sleeper Round 1 Match Up Today


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I am putting this up while Jaden goes and gets my Einstein Bagel… she is going to be pissed.  I love it.  This was a match up set for Monday, but I am sick of her complaining about having a stomach ache because she thinks she is going to lose to Pygmy.  +2′s do rule the world.  Best of luck Solo, may the force be with you.

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Pygmy Jr.


Pygmy Jr.

THE DIRTY ARMY: Is there Pygmy offspring residing in Austin?

Not even close this girl is small time. Pygmy is the most recognizable face in the world right now.- nik

LEPER/MIKE HALOW Re-Union In Vegas DIRTY Weekend


THE DIRTY ARMY: Word on the street is that Mike Halow will be in Vegas for the Dirty party and plans to reconcile with Leper. Apparently they’ve been talking again and are willing to start all over with no crazy drama or black eyes. So im gonna have to make a bet that Leper doesnt hook up with Smeagol and will indeed end up with Mike Halow and another bet that she will end up with another black eye. So whats the wager NIK?

No, I am pretty confident Smeagol or Pygmy will hook-up with Leper before Halow does.  Leper is an idiot if she even says hi to this guy after what happened and Halow is crazy for still being in love with this chick.  Money plays.- nik

Also See: Mike HALOW BEAT UP LEPER- Update

Pygmy Pre +2′s?


Why did she go bigger?  I think it was to draw away some of the attention to her face.

Pygmy Mating With Guidos?


Pygmy Mating With Guidos?

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, end of the world as we know it. This has to be a Pygmy-Guido fetus!

Any thoughts on what that thing is besides part Pygmy?- nik