Vanessa Vieira Is The Sexiest Woman Alive

August 16, 2011 Quebec City 10

THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, you want to talk about a sexy woman?  Check out Vanessa Vieira, this girl is certified DIME PIECE for sure… super sexy, natural and got a donk for days.  Tell me you wouldn’t knock boots with her.

I wouldn’t knock on a door to even say hi to her… she needs a lift and a nose.- nik

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Dont Believe This Liar

July 7, 2011 Quebec City 7



THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, tell the ladies BEWARE. He talks a good game but dont believe the hype. He will write poetry sing to you paint your toenails brush your hair BUT he will also walk around the house with your shirt and purse and shoes on and pretend to be a woman!!! Very strange!! I asked him several times if he was gay but he swears he is not. He is a total mama’s boy and cant do ANYTHING without her approval. Im pretty sure he still breastfeeds btw lol. I was actually willing to overlook the bisexual thing but then came all the woman. He sleeps with up to 5 woman in one day!! He will allow other women to call your house and tell both women that the other is his sister!! He rarely showers and actually has to be told when…I had to tell him after 4 days!! He also doesnt wash his jeans so the colour wont fade…when he opened up his overnight bag I almost puked! I finally broke up with him after a couple months when I found out he is 22 pretending to be 28!! Dont believe his id ladies he is into identity fraud and has several ids and will show you whichever is closest to your age.

I wonder how many girls believe his jewelery is real.- nik

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Not Even A Gay Man Can Say No To This Canadian Beauty

March 22, 2011 Montreal, Quebec City, The Dirty 22

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, DA Strong for about a year now and I am very surprised that this beauty has yet to be submitted to the dirty. It’s a shame were not a dirty city yet because we do have a few DC potential! But anyway here is Brittany Crossman, as close to a 10 as 10 can be in my book, looks and personality to match. Everyone knows you appreciate the great set of +2′s to make a girl but I’m hoping I have finally found one you would that is naturally gorgeous.

You can tell that is her real hair too. The problem or reality you are going to face is that her natural body and looks only have about 3 seasons left. On year 4, her mouth will protrude and she will become full horse. Watch.- nik

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Beautiful Girl From Quebec

March 16, 2011 Montreal, Quebec City, The Dirty 25

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this girl has pretty much everything you say is hot in a girl (minus light eyes and maybe a nose job). Her name is Virginie and she is from Quebec (yeah yeah yeah, you aren’t Canada’s #1, wtvr).  Anyways….do you see potential, can this be a yes to a brunette finally?

She looks too old to be my brunette. I can tell her age by her back fat and armpits in the photoshopped image. Canada is getting warmer.- nik

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I Would Marry Chesticles

December 9, 2010 Chesticles, Quebec City, The Dirty 23

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I’m so glad you have decided to revive Chesticles, personally I don’t know why but I love her and her body.  I think she is amazing and one of the hottest woman on planet earth.  Have you ever met her in person?  Is her skin soft as it looks?  I’d probably marry her if I ever had the chance.

Let’s be honest you only want to marry her because of her chest… you know you can buy those things for like 6k and mount them on your body. It could save you a lot of money and headache. The best part is that you can rub it out to yourself whenever you want for free.- nik

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