The Dirty

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this girl’s name is Nicki and she is a SLOOT! She had been texting my (NOW EX!!) boyfriend Ave for almost a month before I found out and they were even fooling around together AT WORK! Sounds like it’s nothing new to this chick. Apparently she ran out of prospects in WA and had to move so she could keep on ruining relationships! Put her on blast Nik!

This girl eh…- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so this piece of crap is Jonas Herr, the boyfriend to the wanna be model posted below. He claims to take care of her son and says he doesnt do drugs or beat women. Why do you have so many mugshots Jonas? Just look up his criminal record. Larceny, posess of C*cain, Resist and obstruct, domestic criminal trespass. Oh and wait….ASSAULT ON A FEMALE. He is just as pathetic as his fat wanna be model girlfriend.

Anyone who cuts the collars to their shirts doesn’t do much of anything, accept video games.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, what a hottie right? This is Daud Agha. But his facebook name is under a different identity. Yes, he’s so shady that he can’t use his real name on facebook, he had to use another alias after posting naked pictures of his girlfriend and nearly getting thrown off. If you think he looks familiar you most likely recognize his face from the 5 times it’s been on the front page of the Slammer. Not only does this guy smell like a bed full of rotten eggs and curry, he is rotten. Need h*roin? Need to get ripped off on heroin? He’s your guy. Not only does he beat his girlfriend anywhere and everywhere. I also heard he threw her out of the car on a moving highway in Garner with no cell phone… sounds great right? It gets worse, ultimate craigslist thief and just a thief in general. Someone send this loser to prison.

I wonder if his whole face gets 5 o’ clock shadow.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this douchebag Chicken Little thinks he’s a club promoter but all he can get are a few underage girls and his so called parties are sausage fest. I dont know what type of diet he went on cuz hes lost some pounds but his head is as huge as ever.

His diet was pepsi, that’s how he landed those girls.  Also no diet will knock the noodle off his face.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Laurin Konopka, the saggy t*ttied, chunky self proclaimed model. She is pathetic in so many ways. Always posting phone pics on her facebook making stupid faces and even creating a facebook “model” fan page for herself. Shes got a crckhead c*ked out boyfriend named Jonas Herr that she allows to be around her son while hes high as a kite. She hasn’t had a real job in probably 3 years and has been going to community college for at least 5. I used to be friends with her on facebook and she would always post these sob stories about needing donations because she cant afford to pay her mortgage or her car broke down and shes gonna be homeless. Yet shes out downtown getting drunk with Jonas several nights a week. Shes another horrible mother that doesnt care whos around her kid. So my question to you, is she model material?

Answer: No, she has recessed eyes and way too much weight.  She used photoshop to shape her eyes in the first pic, as well as some slight faded to this thighs (bottom pic).

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this dirty downtown whore is Christina Kovalcek. She still fails to take care of her son and prefers whoring around to being a decent mom. Shes posting pictures of her with a different guy every week on her facebook and will do anything for c*ke or cash. She STILL lives at home with her mom while she attends community college for the millionth time and always finds some “older” downtown men to mooch off of. She is the definition of trailer park trash.

She breast fed her child the next morning…I decided.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this little character right here is Diego Ramirez. He claims he is this big shot promoter in the dt raleigh scene what a f*cking joke! him and his failed group call themselves “blow up entertainment” which consists of raleighs biggest rejects and people who NOBODY had even heard of and not to mention the worlds worst dj’s bahahah but the only thing that is blowing up is his fcking reputation. He literally has gotten either fired or banned from pretty much every club in raleigh, he brags about how much he gets paid for what he does but he actually doesnt get sh*t if hes lucky he gets a free bar tab but thats it. All he can bring into clubs are f*cking ugly grenades and lame a*s people. This cat thinks he is f*cking cool but yet dated a f*cking hippo look alike, half his “team” isnt even 21.. and umm rumor has it that hes actually really gay ahhaah heard he sucks off his partner jefry talk about a close team. Either way this dude runs his mouth so much that i think someone should just kick his *ss once and for all oh wait someone did try but he ran scared like the little b*tch he is ahhh to be a facebook gangster is one thing. Please nik but this q*eer on blast.

Can’t help but notice how small those hands are.  He’d be great for porno’s, he’d make any greg look big.  no homo.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, no to the question you might be asking is he mentally challenged. He actually makes this face on purpose. We’ve all heard of the facial expression blue steel and mean mugging but one Local dj has came up with his own. We call it the asian persuasion. Its a mix of slant eye asian with a bit of failed swag. Beware of the asian persuasion its trouble if he hits you with this. Symptoms and side effects vary from vomiting, laughter, and feeling a bit sorry for the guy. You’ve all been warned about the asian persuasion.

He doesn’t quite make that face when he’s touching other guys, he can’t resist a real smile.- nik