Burke County Loser

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Matt Trivette he thinks he is hot sh*t and 99% of the girls I know would not touch him with a 10 foot pole. He’s only ever had 1 decent girl but he messed that up cause he’s a druggie, cheater and a loser. He thinks hes a bad*ss because hes been to jail and can take anyone when in reality he is a p*ssy that backs down. He is so nasty its hard to tell what DRD he has because he been with a ton of girls.

That wall decoration lets you know he lives at grandmas house.- nik

Did She Use The Infamous Jenelle Evans For Fame

Posted in Dirty MySpace, Raleigh-Durham

Did she use the infamous Jenelle Evans for fame?

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Hannah Inman. If you know anything about Teen Mom 2 or have family/girlfriend that watches, you know about the infamous Jenelle Evans, Trashy Jenelle. She goes through friends like panties. The story was that Jenelle couldn’t do drugs because of probation but her best friend Tori and herself was did acid one night and talked Hannah into trying it which she did, & Of course they did horrible stuff to her and placed a voodoo doll around her and if you’ve done cid it does crazy stuff to you but they did it so Hannah wouldn’t sell Jenelle out, So she was terrified. Anyways they had their fall out, Hannah will be on the next season, Well Hannah is an amazing singer and tried out for the X-Factor and made it! Everybody is going around saying she used Jenelle Evans for her fame, What is your opinion about this? Then again how can you get famous from Teen Mom? Seriously? I think Hannah is GORGEOUS!

So Hannah got knocked up in High School too?- nik

I feel Sorry For Their Baby Already

Posted in East Carolina University, Raleigh-Durham

I feel sorry for their baby already :(

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, LOVE your site! but I gotta say, I’m so surprised that this girl hasn’t made it on here yet. This is Julie Sebesta, 24 years old and preggo with her baby daddy Ivan. She used to be a cocktail waitress at stil life before she got knocked up by her mexican boyfriend…who by the way is trash man..literally, he’s a garbage man! the two of them share an apartment with his roommate. Also, Ive been to her apartment before and it was disgusting! dog hair bulit up in the corners of the carpet…stains everywhere..dishes piling up everywhere, and her bathtub…don’t even get me started!!! They claim that getting pregnant was an accident but honestly, i think they did it on purpose. how careless!! MY concern is that these two have no freaking idea what they’re getting into. She’s more concerned with hitting the latest club openings and partying with her friends for St. Patricks Day then say…saving her money for their baby. Oh but she’s been caught saying, that babies don’t use that many diapers and don’t need more than a couple onesies etc..This girl is completely oblivious to how much of a money pit kids are and She seems so much more worried about her social life than taking care of her baby. All she eats is cheeseburgers and take out. and Her man supports all this sh*t! HE takes her with him to the club!!! WTF is wrong with these people?! I would hate to see what kind of living condition this baby is going to be stuck in. More than likely sitting in a filthy apartment, with a dirty diapers screaming until mommy and daddy come home from the club! its so sad! Nik, put these two on blast and give them wake up call! Children should be your first priority! GROW UP!

I definitely see a drink in hand with a baby on board. Bars should not serve pregnant women.- nik

Meet Erica L Wells

Posted in Raleigh-Durham

Erica L. Wells

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, how is it possible to look like three different people? Erica has never had a job. Didn’t graduate high school. Has no GED. Erica is the only girl that get to and too, their, there and they’re, us and use, know, now and no, and any other word a 7 year old she know. Just got her license at age 19! She got pregnant on purpose to save her relationship of 6 months this is after having 3 abortions. She claims she doesn’t believe in abortions though. This isn’t a joke. Then she moves in with her boyfriends parent then moved back in with her mom just to move back to her moms again. Talk about unstable environment for a baby. She is on welfare, food stamps and government health care. The worse thing about her is that she is completely psychotic! Far beyond having a bad temper. She throws things when she is mad, screams yells, lies constantly it goes on an on. Whatcha think Nik?

I’m sure she doesn’t believe in condoms either. You can also tell its the same chick by the enlarged forehead and pigeon like nose.- nik

Reject Playmate Of The Year

Posted in Raleigh-Durham, The Dirty

THE DIRTY ARMY: Dear Nik, Let me introduce you to “Bliss Blast” aka Bliss Thompkins. This girl is seriously nasty! She thinks that she is some sort of playmate. It took her three years to complete cosmetology classes and she still cannot do hair. Still has fried serveral individuals hair. She does not work, she sits on her lazy ass while her man works his ass off. If it does not have something to do with a pain pill, she is not interested. She is loud and sounds like an idiot everytime she opens her mouth. For some reason, she thinks she is God’s gift. Her boobs sag, she has a huge gut that she is not afraid to show off, she has a flat ass therefore, she wears that booty pop thing. (Which you can tell she is wearing and it looks gross). All she does is talk sh*t and attempt to ruin peoples lives. She thinks everyone is jealous of her and wants to be her. She needs to fix them saggy boobs and hit the gym before thinking anyone wants to be her. She has serious copying issues. If she is jealous over you, she will buy anything and everything you own. It is freakishly scary, she copies some people all the way down to their underwear. She has been fired multiple times from every job shes ever had. She even tried to go to the strip club to get a job and they declined her. LMAO!! She lives at home with her boyfriends parents. She needs to know that the government is not her baby daddy. Obviously she is confused, I think she does her makeup to be like a clown. Hell that would be a good job for her, maybe that one she could actually keep. She talks sh*t on facebook every chance she gets, but face to face will not say anything. She is a two-faced girl and don’t have any friends. All she does is talk shit about the handful of friends she does have. Please Nik, put this girl in check cause she needs it. It is time for this 23 year old to grow up. She is still living in her middle school years.

Weird, she kind of looks like the real Playmate of the Year.- nik

Thinks She’s The Baddest Chick

Posted in Raleigh-Durham, Would You?

Thinks she the baddest!

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Cristen! She has lived in Raleigh most of her life. She had a great man who she cheated on with males and females and then gave him sh*t when he did not want to be with her. She has a daughter that she hardly provides for. Sends her off to people who are supposed to be friends homes and sends her daughter there with nothing for days. When I say nothing I mean toothbrush, clothing, list goes on. She thinks her sh*t don’t stink and she is the hottest thing out there. She thinks she can get any man she wants. She does drugs and drinks like there is no tomorrow. And will give you any medical excuse under the sun as to all the pills she pops. She claims to be a bikers ol lady but when he goes out of town hits up other bikers. They are simply passing her around and using her for what she is good at! Simply stated Nik would you?

If she fired that gun it’d break her shoulder. Unless she mounted it against her thighs, they’d absorb it.- nik

Atowns Finest Reject

Posted in NC State, Raleigh-Durham

A-tOwNs FiNeSt ReJeCt PlAyMaTe Of ThE yEaR!!!

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, This is Bliss Thompkins. This girl thinks she is God’s gift to all. She thinks that everyone wants to be her, that all girls are just jealous. Who could be jealous of her? Look at her gut. Have you ever seen a belly like this? Who in their right mind would want to look like this? Not to mention show it off for the entire world to see. She really believes that she is a playmate, one of Hugh Hefner’s original playmates. She has multiple playboy bunnies tattooed on her. She went to cosmetology school, I did not realize it took “3 years” to complete it, when it is a one year course. She lives at home with her boyfriends parents, and she cannot make up her mind if she wants to wear Bebe, Ed Hardy, or something from family dollar. She is two-faced as can be. She talks mad crap about other girls, but smiles in their face when she is around them. She wears Mac makeup as if it is actually helping her any. She needs to learn how to apply makeup. She gets her makeup tips from on the net, and it looks horrible. I would like to know your honest opinion on this thing, so give us your honest opinion. Someone needs to put her in her place and drop her down a few pegs.

How does your belly not embarrass you? please tuck it away.- nik

Allen Curtis Is Confused

Posted in Dirty Predator, Raleigh-Durham, The Dirty

Allen Curtis is confused.

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Allen Curtis the infamous sperm donor AKA Jail Bird AKA Cradle Robber. He is in and out of jail has two children whom he hasn’t seen in over 3 years and new baby. He cheated on the 2nd babymama while she was pregnant. He is such a lame. He is so confused with his identity. He dresses as a prep one day a rocker another and then you’ll see him with his pants to his knees with no shirt on. Its kind of hard to be a prep when you have tattoos on your face (his initials AC) and an ankle bracelet for house arrest. Once upon a time he was a decent guy with an okay group of friend. That was in high school. By the age of 27 most men aren’t sneaking 14 and 15 year old girls out of their parents house. He has no job no car and bounces back from friends house to his moms house. He has naked pictures of his sister and even talks nasty to her. Finally someone needs to put his as on blast.

Who knew Raleigh-Durham was this ghetto?- nik

Can’t Make Up Her Mind

Posted in Raleigh-Durham

Gay or straight

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is Ashley West Roberts. She went to Virginia and got married to a girl. Somehow between cheating on her boyfriend Kenny she decided she was into girls. She is so fake and annoying. To some people she says that shes into girls then around other people she talks about how all of these guys want her and what man shes into. Last I heard she cheated on her wife and is now dating another girl and seeing a guy that lives in Johnston County. She bounces from one bff to another. One minute you hear her saying she loves the city and making fun of how people in the south talk then with other people she tries so hard to sound like shes a southern bell that its obvious! No one in NC talks the way she tries to talk when she is being a country girl. She tries so hard to fit in that it really makes me feel for her. Now out of nowhere shes calling her ex stepfather “daddy” and posting pictures on facebook of him. Which is weird because according to her the ex stepdad used to beat her and for 20 years she always called him by his name. Is she just an attention wh*re or is this normal? What do you think?

Extreme color modification is not normal, she’s clearly confused about life.- nik

Crash “Brian” Gregg Has Slept With 75 Percent Of The Female Population In Raleigh

Posted in Raleigh-Durham, The Dirty

Old, Creepy, Owner of Raleigh Magazine, Steals, Lies, and CHEATS

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this man is Crash “Brian” Gregg. He owns the local magazine “The Raleigh Downtowner”. You can catch him out almost 7 days a week at bars/clubs/restaurants… eating and drinking for free while he tells the venues he will do a story on them in a magazine no one reads. He has slept with 75% of the Raleigh female population. He is in his mid 40′s and cheats and lies to everyone he comes in contact with. He talks junk about all of the advertisers in his magazine. He has dated a few nice girls but can’t seem to hold on to any of them. He is a pathological liar and would be sleeping with 3 or 4 girls at the same time lying to every one of them. He has passed around DRD’s and physically and mentally abused most of the women he’s been with. He is also COMPLETELY BROKE and just set fire to his own house to get insurance money. What a LOSER! This town needs to know the truth about Mr. Gregg once and for all.

Sounds like he barters for sex.- nik

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