Greg Oden's Purple Crayon Exposed
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Think Bar Charlotte’s Next
Posted in Charlotte, Raleigh-Durham | January 22nd, 2010THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, just got word from a few of the employees that Buckhead(Owned by BMG) in Raleigh, NC is getting shut down. Think Bar Charlotte is next? We can only hope…. DA Strong!
With the beat roster of girls they got working there, without a doubt.- nik
Watch Out
Posted in East Carolina University, Raleigh-Durham | December 17th, 2009
THE DIRTY ARMY:Nik these two girls are roomates at ecu. They are known for bringing home a different guy every night and by every night I mean 7 days a week. Stephanie, the one whose pink panties are showing is known for being so crazy that if a guy doesn’t answer his phone, she will call 28 more times in an hour until he picks up. Lauren, the other roommate who looks like a shark, will just go outside their window and wait for them to come out. Talk about crazy ass stalkers. Everyone needs to stay the hell away from them!
I wonder what it’s like to go around being all the dudes drunken regret?- nik
Megan Hauserman Hits The Stage As A Stripper
Posted in Raleigh-Durham, The Dirty | December 6th, 2009
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so went to hit the strip club (Pure Gold in Cary, NC) up the other night and who else was the “feature”….. but two washed up reality girls. And the kicker was Megan Hauserman. I mean, I guess when your show get canceled because you pick a murderer, you resort to the easy way out. The only problem is that these two were far from dancers, it looked like two college girls dancing in front of the bathroom mirror. They do both go topless, so at least we got something out of it. Their “tour” is not going to net them more than if they just went and worked the street if they keep that up.
Megan, just do porn already and get it over with.- nik
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Watch Out Raleigh
Posted in Raleigh-Durham, UNC | December 3rd, 2009
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, they call this gut Chicken Little, real name Matt. He use to work at BMG establishment BAR Norfolk before it was shut down but now works at Buckhead Saloon in Raleigh. This is a warning to all the girls of Raleigh to stay clear of this guy. He’s in his late 20s but likes to stalk young girls. When I say young I mean girls who are barely 18 if even that.
No wonder that place smells so bad.- nik
NC Hooters Girl
Posted in Raleigh-Durham, The Dirty, Would You? | November 27th, 2009
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is a local hooters girl Elizabeth she is gonna be on some reality show soon, would you?
Answer: No, her ex-boyfriend’s name is tattooed on her wrist which is a huge level of CRAZY. I do have to say some girls do look better with the kissy face and she knows it.
Wrestler Wannabe Douche
Posted in Raleigh-Durham | November 12th, 2009
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik huge fan… ok this douch his name is patrick but everyone knows him as yuk is a wrestlers/ mma wanna be. He is in his 30’s married to a 22 yr old they got married when she was 18 she had his kid and he ran off to live with his gf who is in the pic with him, he is still married to his baby momma. Yuk has slept with over 175 women and has hpv and doesnt tell any of these women about it. i know this cos he slept with one of my friends. He is friends with matt and jeff h*rdy and used to be on thier oneline reality show ” the hardy show” but they can’t stand him anymore because hes a total @ss. so i want to warn people about this thing i wont even call him a man cos a real man would take care of his kids when his baby momma is struggling to even put food on the table.
What the hell is on that girls face? -Nik
North Carolina Douche
Posted in Raleigh-Durham, The Dirty, UNC | November 11th, 2009
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, ok in honor of douche awarness week nik i bring you the midget douche this guy his name is aj, he originally is from brooklyn but now lives in north carolina, he is in the air force or so he says, i made the mistake of being bored this summer and giving him my cell number, well a few months later i found out that he was trying to get with 7 other girls all of us who are friends on twitter. In july he sent me a naked pic of himself, well a few days later someone posted that pic on twitter of him. This guy thinks hes a wrestler/mma fighter. He has a kid that i dont think he ever spends any time with.
Don’t worry I am not for the Gays. I don’t look at 4 inch Gregs all day… THIS GUY DOES.- nik
