11.19.09

Ohhh Would You?

Would you?  A midget and a comb over?

Would you?  A midget and a comb over?

THE DIRTY ARMY:Nik, Would you? I mean if you have a thing for loud mouth annoying midgets and girls with comb overs and fake noses!

Answe: No, Photoshop is for lairs, and they should sue whoever did that nose job. Their beaks are still as wide as a football field.


Nik Richie

11.16.09

Posted in Raleigh-Durham

Brock's Chick in VEGAS

Brock's Chick in VEGAS

Brock's Chick in VEGAS

Brock's Chick in VEGAS

Brock's Chick in VEGAS


Nik Richie

11.12.09

Wrestler Wannabe Douche

Posted in Raleigh-Durham

wrestler wanna be douche

wrestler wanna be douche

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik huge fan… ok this douch his name is patrick but everyone knows him as yuk is a wrestlers/ mma wanna be. He is in his 30’s married to a 22 yr old they got married when she was 18 she had his kid and he ran off to live with his gf who is in the pic with him, he is still married to his baby momma. Yuk has slept with over 175 women and has hpv and doesnt tell any of these women about it. i know this cos he slept with one of my friends. He is friends with matt and jeff h*rdy and used to be on thier oneline reality show ” the hardy show” but they can’t stand him anymore because hes a total @ss. so i want to warn people about this thing i wont even call him a man cos a real man would take care of his kids when his baby momma is struggling to even put food on the table.

What the hell is on that girls face? -Nik


Nik Richie

11.11.09

North Carolina Douche

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, ok in honor of douche awarness week nik i bring you the midget douche this guy his name is aj, he originally is from brooklyn  but now lives in north carolina, he is in the air force or so he says, i made the mistake of being bored this summer and giving him my cell number, well a few months later i found out that he was trying to get with 7 other girls all of us who are friends on twitter. In july he sent me a naked pic of himself, well a few days later someone posted that pic on twitter of him. This guy thinks hes a wrestler/mma fighter. He has a kid that i dont think he ever spends any time with.

Don’t worry I am not for the Gays.  I don’t look at 4 inch Gregs all day… THIS GUY DOES.- nik


Nik Richie

11.05.09

Pathetic Ginger

Pathetic Ginger

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, the guy on the right is Sean L*bar- he is a total douche in the Greenville area. He is, clearly, a ginger and claims to be 6′9″ in his freestyles (yes, he freestyles- in public and often). This frat star somehow manages to hook girls by using his sob story about how he found out he was adopted at age 20 and how he can’t bust a load because of his fear of having a child and giving it up for adoption. Yet, he’s not afraid to take hundreds of unsuspecting girls home with him- He brags around town that he has the clap and never took the meds, so all of his girls are contracting the STD. He thinks he is going to be a TV star due to his appearance as an extra on One Tree Hill and he will make sure that you know it. He even attempted to open a strip club, but no evidence of success was ever seen. This giant loser is known to be friends with a rank of the most infamous Greenvillians ever- James C, Worth G, Steven G, Erica R, The S Brothers, Heather R, Stephanie B, Dannon M, Charles O. They are well known for scheming people into doing their dirty work and have all either been to rehab or sold coke or beaten their girlfriends and majority have been banned from the city of Greenville. WATCH OUT FOR THIS FRAT KING AND HIS ENTOURAGE.

Note to self:  stay the hell away from this guy.- nik


Nik Richie

09.24.09

Dirty Dumpster Diving Diva

Posted in Raleigh-Durham

Dirty Dumpster Diving Diva

Dirty Dumpster Diving Diva

THE DIRTY ARMY:Nik, this girl’s name is melissa, shes a lying wh”re. She acts like her $hit don’t stink and can not tell the truth. Supposedly she was a stripper. I do know she had an abortion with a purple crayons baby. She now lives in Wilmington.

I didn’t know Corona sponsered trannys?- nik


Nik Richie

09.01.09

Biggest Loser In Raleigh

Posted in Raleigh-Durham

BIGGEST LOSER IN RALEIGH

THE DIRTY ARMY:Nik, this douche thinks he’s a big tough guy! Look at this over grown loser pour my drink and shut your mouth douchebag!! Whatcha think NIK?

I think he is just being a Douche because he realizes that he is not going anywhere in life, and has a receding hairline.- nik


Nik Richie

08.27.09

Wrestling Is For The Gays

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik I don’t know how wrestling is still around it has got to be the lamest thing ever.  One of my friends is a die-hard fan and idolizes all these douchebags, a few guys he likes is the Hardy Brothers which are the guys on the left in both pics.  These guys are paid to prance around in tights and fake fight and get slapped around by dudes.  They pretend to be tough but its all fake these guys are all lame little fairies whose main crowd is a bunch of drunk guys cheering for them.  I think its all one big cover-up or another way gay guys can say they are gay without saying it..example “I love wrestling” really means I love the cock.  Nik what do you think.

Guys who use guns can’t fight.  I decided.- nik


Nik Richie

08.14.09

Unanimous

unanimous

THE DIRTY ARMY:Nik, watch out for these girls…you know they are coming by the cloud of smoke coming from the chimney on the left. They will f**k anything that stands errect and hate on anyone they think is better or hotter than they are (which is pretty much everybody)…never thought I would see obese and anorexic girls hanging out together.

I’m sure the skinny girls secretly hates the fat one.- nik


Nik Richie

08.12.09

NCSU D Bag Kicker

NCSU D Bag kicker

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, check out the official group picture of the NC State kickers and punters. More importantly, check out the toolbox ginger with the mohawk and the tats. I think this d bag needs to be reminded what band he is not in.

I just like the thumb up the butt.  Explains everything to me.- nik


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+2 Factor: when a chick gets a boob job it increases her value two points on a ten point scale

+2's: fake boobs

30k Milli: a guy who claims he make millions, but really only make around $30k a year and spends all his money on stuff he can't afford; a poser

6 head (5 head): when a person has a enormous forehead (measured in inches)

Affliction: a brand of clothing worn by losers

Afro-Brow: hairy eyebrows

Air biscuit: fart

Anti-petite: no way near small

Aquaf*gs: underwater f*gs

Babushka: a big giant, Harlem Globetrotter-like afro, that explodes out of the panties of a Crabby Patty when panty security has been breached

Beak: Nose like a large bird

Beat: disgustingly ugly

Bissues: b*tch with issues

Blanimal: A black animal

Blast (putting someone on blast): putting someone in the spotlight and/or exposing them; talking crap about someone

Bucket Seats: nice ass

Butterface: everything looks good, but her face

Cadirack: not easy on the eyes, an eye sore

Caker: chick who wears way too much makeup

Cannibal: a lesbian. Because they eat their own kind

Car-Tastrophe: beat looking people in a car

Ceptor head: looks good except her head

Cheesecake: real fruity guy

Chubble: problems fat people cause.

Combustible Cougar: horny for young men

Combustible face: Hazardous look

Cougar in Training (Baby Cougar): a girl who will grow up to be a Cougar because her mom is one and/or she is starting to look and act like one

Cougars: women who are 40 or older who try to be 20 (by getting plastic surgery, wearing tons of makeup, dressing like they are 20, etc) and usually date or "prey" on younger men

Cougar-Troll: an ugly cougar

Cougarville: place where cougars come from

Cougarwood: place where famous cougars go

Cougrrrr: Very ugly cougar

Count gutula: big stomach

Crabby Patty: p*ssy

Crash test dummy: a dumb friend that you can convince to do anything

Dale Boy (Dales): a guy who claims to be straight but acts like he's gay (or really is just gay)

D-Bagalicious: sensational D-bag

D-Bag: Douche bag; someone who sucks at life; a total jerk

Dirty Army: the group of people who are fans of thedirty.com

Dirty Bird: dirty/sl*tty British chick

Don: a young female gold digger looking for a new wealthy father or sugar daddy

Douchetard: douche + retard

Drag Hag: someone who hangs with drag queens

DSL's: D*ck sucking lips

Dugout Driller: aggressive gay guy

Egg Roll(s): fat Asians

F*gadocious: super gay

F*gtastic: overly gay

F*gtician: professional f*gs

Fake SGM: people who are not in the Scissor Gang Mafia but pretend to be by giving the scissor gang sign in pictures (and NIk will point out the reason why they are not cool enough to be in it)

Fanny Pack's : beat girls that have no appeal

Farm: a person's ass

Fattastrophe: group of very fat people

Fifty cake mistake: big girl who loves cake

Fifty Yarder: only looks good from fifty yards away

File You Away: putting a hot guy/girl (whatever works for ya) in your mental hard drive so you can masturbate to them later

Flesbian: Fake lesbian

Forgy: Short for, "For the gays"

Frat Rat: a girl who loves to hang out with and/or screw guys in fraternities

Freetard: a free retard

Front Grill: teeth

F*ck Trophy: baby/kid..."What bout that chick you met at the club the other night, did you hit that?" "Naw she's got a f*ck trophy."

Fugly: f*cking ugly

FUPA: a fat upper pu**y area. Men can have it too.

Gaysian: a gay Asian.

Gestappo's : those who oppose the dirty army

Gills: side fat; love-handles

Grave Diggaz: dirty nails

Grazer: chick that likes to eat a lot

Green Bay: cellulite; cottage cheese

Gregalicious: Owns a greg

Greg-Juice: self explanatory

Greg: penis; tummy stick

Helmet Special: retard

Himstitute: tranny prostitute

Hoemerican: an American hoe

Horses (or any reference to a horse, stable, the derby, races or horse names): people with huge teeth and gums that resemble those of a horse

Insurgents: non SGM perpetrator/ enemies of the army

Jack Bauer: a person with a large fore head or a twenty forehead

Jay Leno: got a big chin

Kodiak: body of a bear

Lee push up bra: from the makers of lee press on nails

Long Head Clan: horse division ( horse head)

Lotto Baby: unknown father (a lot-of people hit that)

MAC Forcefield: tons and tons of makeup that looks clown-like

Mad Monkey: extremely drunk & out of control

Mick Jagger's : Big lips

Muffin Top: when a person's side or stomach fat bubbles over their waistband because their pants are too tight, forming the shape of a muffin

Multichin: multiple chins

Multi-Gregging: Gang bang on one chick

Nominee: person with no money

Nomo's: a place where no homo's are welcome

Noodles: referring to Asian people or descent

Nostrildahmus: Huge nose pipes

Onion: nice a$$

Oscar Myer: Got a Greg

Pack of franks: fat rolls on a chicks body..."Damn! look at the pack of franks on that chic"

Paki house/hut: liquor store

Patch Adams: balding

Pearl catcher: chicks who get c*mmed on

Pebbles: an attractive, yet underage and overly sexual young girl. (aka jailbait)

Pepperidge Farm: way too old

PGM ("Pinky Gang Mafia"): the rival gang of SGM whose members show their pinky finger when having a picture taken

Pickle Smoocher: rubs the Greg

Pig Fishing: guys who are out to just f*ck anything

Pirate: gay dude. Because they like semen on their poop deck

Poon lagoon: pu**y

Prop 8: gay person who wants to get married

Prosthetic Playa: fake wanna be player

Puffydumbbell: roid user

Purple Crayon: A black man's Gregr

Raisinets: ugly nipples

Red Cup Nation: those of us who agree that only red plastic cups should be used at parties (because all other colors are stupid)

Refund Gap: the huge gap between some women's fake boobs that is so big that they should get their money back from their doctor

Ronald Mcdonalds: High arching eyebrows

RVM: red vest mafia: Valet attendant

Sevenhead: means "Yes I ride the Short Bus!"

Sewerfront: Waterfront in Scottsdale

SGM ("Scissor Gang Mafia"): people who make a scissor/backward peace sign when having their picture taken

She-Boys: Trannys

Shim: a girl who looks like a man

Shimspital: hospital for shims

Shman: female type of man

Shopping Bags: droopy boob job or +2'S

Shotgun: a slutty chick. One cock and she's ready to blow

Shougar: a girl that is a cougar and a shim

Skankaholic: addicted to or being a skank; likes skanky chicks; an alcoholic skank

Ski Jumper: big or long nose

Slant F*cker: guy who only likes f*ckin asian chicks

Slim Slow Diet: a fat person who feels it necessary to show people her body..."Sick, see that fat girl in the bikini? Oh, she is feeling good about herself since she just got on the Slim Slow Diet."

Sloon: a chick that looks like she's mixed with snake lizard and baboon

Slug: Ugly slut

Snicker Licker: White girls who only like black guys

Soldier: a member of the Dirty Army; a fan/supporter of thedirty.com

Sorostitute: a girl in a sorority that is easier than a prostitute

Sphere Job: a boob job

Spongebob: a nasty female that has a crabby patty instead of a vagina

A Stallone: a really ugly Italian chick (or any chick for that matter)

Stay Puff: juice-muscular guy obviously on roids

Stretch Armstrong: face lift too tight

Sugar butt: a gay guy

Summer Teeth: some are here, some are there

Superhighway Gap: boobs miles apart

Synchronized Sucking : what aqua f*gs do

Talons: ugly toes

Tenderfoot: gay or feminine

Thunderstorm: extremely large thighs; thunder thighs

Too Fat Shakur:2-pac fat reference

Top Romin : a person that is broke

Tranimal: animal tranny

Tranny: a girl with so much makeup caked on her face that she looks like a transvestite

Tri-Tip: she can try the tip

Troff Feeder: an obese female

Trout: an older man who dates younger women in trying to be younger or "swim upstream"

Trout Mouth: looks like a fish

Tuna Factory: chick who has nasty lookin p*ssy lips..."That chicks gotta tuna factory goin on down there."

Unbeweavable: lots of weave

WNBA: a tall female who is manly

Would You?: means "would you screw this chick?"