THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this f*g johnny cr**ch uses roids, his parents pays for his car and he’s a reject in the Raleigh scene. He’s been kicked out of every bar at some part. He poses like he has money but he’s broke. He sweats every girl possible. Nik what do you think of this douche?

I think he will be eating his moms meatballs and showing off his trophies to all the underage girls he chases till at least 40.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Audra she is from NC , I grew up with her and she always would tell us one day she would get to Jordan and he would love her. Well looks like her and his AIRNESS are now “just friends” … Nik this is Micheal JORDAN we are talking about why do ex NBA guys like Dennis Rodman, Charles Barkley etc, Score better tail than the great MJ?

Yeah that is true… MJ does score some pretty RANK chicks, but from what I have heard he is a sex addict like Tiger which throws looks out the window.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, this classy broad’s name is Kylee Gr**. She started dating someone in my group of friends a few months back. We were happy for him at first, she seemed decent, kinda flat-chested but alright. Boy was I wrong…she is one crazy ass bitch. She actually hit and punched him on numerous occasions and partied constantly instead of taking care of her son. She got high on pills one night and asked if I wanted a blow job..I had the good sense to say no. She dumped him to date another one of my friends, and then slept with both her ex and some other dude when she was drunk. My friend wouldn’t believe she would cheat on him…so our other friend had sex with her(sober) and brought him proof(pictures) just to show him how easy she is. I won’t even inflict those pictures on you…she has the chest of a 12 yr old boy and her vag looks like a rotten roast beef sandwhich. So if she got +2’s, a nose job, and the lights were off…would you?

She looks evil, I think she is going around trying to spread the Dennis Rodman to any guy she can.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Ok, so Nik this thing was married to this guy i knew….he is a great guy….anywho, she cheated on him with highschoolers? Really???? WTF? I had to put her on blast….Her nickname is Madussa aka Morgann- Note the snake like hair that has never been brushed….I mean …im not a 10 but i dont even think she is on that scale.. .

She must love Halloween with all those trick-or-treaters.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik This worthless piece of flesh is Matt Joh**** he thinks hes a ‘fighter’ and talks a big game but is such a p*ssy he wouldnt even be able to defend himself. He tries to f*ck anything that walks and hes usually found jobless wandering downtown raleigh trying to act all big and bad. Sense his girl left him hes been seen with some of the ugliest bitches NC has to offer. This p*ssy ass motherf*cker loves to mooch off other people and deserves to be called out!! Idiots come in groups as u can see hes friends with Robbie redbull who was previously posted.

Doing a few push-ups a day and eating all your calories does not make you a fighter…get a job.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: This local Dj think he’s hot sh-t. He acts like he’s 20 but he’s 30 something. His music stinks and he is way to cocky. He cant keep a girlfriend and he is confused about what color he is..

Anyone can burn a cd with a bunch of songs on it.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, another tatted Dbag in Raleigh Durham, don’t know whats worse anymore Jersey Shore or Raleigh.  This douchebag thinks he runs Raleigh but he doesn’t he is a douchebag just like everyguy out here.  Also you figured he would be on rogaine by now I mean the dude is 24 with and going bald.  What you think about this douche nik?

Forget about his hair… what is with his Key West Express business shirts?  Those colors are for the Gays.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is Jodie Bar*. Part chick, part man, part fish, part dog??? I cant decide. This slooze jacks her t*ts up to try and distract you from that dog face and that smell. What a train wreck. Its about time IT was put in ITS place.  So Nik some help please…. Would You hit this dog doggie-style?

Answer: no.  that would just make it worse cause i’d be puking on myself.

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik Meet Blake (AKA “Snowflake”), A local salon superstar that is starving for attention. Word is, that if you pay a few compliments and maybe give her a quick nickname she’s down for whatever and apparently she sleeps with clientele, there are quite a few people in the area that know firsthand. Book your appointment now!

Funny thing is she may actually get more clientele from this, its like advertising for sexual predators…thats if they don’t mind her belly poking them while she works.- nik

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