THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I’ve been DA strong for years now and I have the perfect new dirty celeb. This girl is Meagan Reedy and I grew up with her in Wilmington, NC. She has always been mean, slutty, and completely delusional. All through high school she claimed to be a famous model, saying she would go to NY and LA every weekend. She also claimed to be dating one of the stars of that lame show that was filmed here, One Tree Hill, and told everyone that we were gonna see her on the big screen one day. Well, turns out home girl was right. A few years ago she was in an awful locally-produced horror movie called “Dismal.” It was acted by a bunch of UNCW film students, and Meagan played a hooker who got naked, had sex with a black guy and then she was murdered. I figured that would be the last I saw of her, but much to my surprise (and amusement), a few weeks ago, the E! channel premiered a new reality show called Escape Club about a bunch of broke idiots who get drunk on an island and act crazy, and who should be one of the cast members but the lovely Miss Reedy! They’ve only shown 3 episodes and already Meagan has made an idiot of herself by screwing a guy in a shower and having a psychotic breakdown, and I am loving every minute of it! Nik, she’s already proven that she will do ANYTHING to be in the spotlight, so let’s give her what she wants and make her a dirty celeb. Trust me, this girl is as crazy and trashy as they come and she will always give you plenty to talk about!