Friday 24th May 2013,
Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities

TJ Moore AKA Wee Man

April 1, 2013 Raleigh-Durham 76 6,492 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: nik, I’ve known this guy for years and I’m tired of his shit. Yea I use to call him my boy but TJ your shit aint sexxy anymore. You kiss everybodys ass because you cant get a real job and hope that by kissing ass you can get business. Your a coked out, pill popping drunk. You had a good woman but you treated Tina like trash. Your lucky to have had her and you didn’t appreciate it. You act like you have all this money but you don’t have shit brother. How did you get your carz? I heard it was a MAJOR hook up. Do everybody a favor and grow up -mentally- because we know you quit growing in the 7th grade. And another thing quit riding Ricks shit. You keep posting all these pictures like you have the perfect life but who were you crying to when you were losing your house, wife, kid, car. I guess your too sexxy for your own shit.

Looks like we got a collar popper.  Classic 30k move.- nik



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Heather Shearin

April 1, 2013 Raleigh-Durham 20 8,051 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Heather Shearin is the biggest piece of shit in the World! This raggedy bitch has been trying to talk to my man and Nick don’t want her trashy ass. Heather is so stupid! She thinks her friends don’t know that she tries to fck their men behind their back. I heard one of her friends, April who is pregnant, Heather has been sending her fiance these trailer park pictures from these roach motels trying to get him to fck her. She has no morals but all the diseases you can think of. I heard she just went to court too because her own mother doesnt want her to have anything to do with her son. Heather and the babbys daddy don’t do anything for that poor little boy. He’s innocent and brought into this world by two people who dont deserve him. She just gave him up like it was a relief and so did the dad. Your time is coming heather and I pray that God has mercy on your lost soul because you are really far gone. All you care about is getting high anyway possible. Oh and by the way, your webcam business is a joke. You need to quit wasting your money on stripper clothes and hit the gym and lose some major weight you fat, loose, trashy, ass whore! And whats even more funny is your new mugshot for being arrested with that DUI. You and Brandy are idiots! You got done sucking and licking Brandy I guess you needed to wash your mouth out with some beer. Your a real winner. TOP NOTCH alright!

That first pic took a lot attempts to get one without wrinkles.  I decided.- nik



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Raleigh’s Local Sideshow

March 25, 2013 Dirty DUI, Raleigh-Durham 5 7,076 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Elise S. has done it again, a long time Glenwood Avenue resident next to the hot dog stand can’t stay out of stolen cars taking joyrides. Usually for a free meal she will do anything. You can find her in front of the urban hangout Oryx.

That’s a chick??- nik



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Womanizer

March 15, 2013 Raleigh-Durham 4 7,054 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, So this fall-out boy reject (Glen Satterfield) I went to high-school with years ago was a total loser and has some how found a way to make him not seem like the same guy he was then. He worked out and acquired a pretty hot body. unfortunately he didnt alter his face or his “better then you” gay boy attitude. I follow him on FB and recently he’s been posting pictures of girls slamming features about them or putting his number on his status saying “Hey ladies send all your nudes to **6-343-xxxx… I won’t tell your boyfriends, so no worries.  Those who don’t send anything… I will assume your insecure and you have floppy pancake boobs with 5 inch wide nipples..” like wtf creep-o you are a 4(at most)… not a 10 so who gave you the right to judge these poor little girls that you are praying on (whom are in high-school and don’t know any better than to play into your petty pedophile ways). while you’re working at not being a drop out of college, no moral all around douche swap.. put some clothes on. It’s FB not one of the porn sites you stay on 23 hours out of the day.p.s. These are legit default pictures… I did not alter them in any way. He edited them to say what they say and have them on FB.

Sounds like a front to cover up the sugar in his shorts.  Nice bangs…- nik



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Fetty 530

March 14, 2013 Fayetteville, Raleigh-Durham 4 10,157 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: so nik this nasty girl, Kourtney Fetty, was posted a a while back… i just want to say that whoever made that post hit it spot on. kourtney is fcking vile and disgusting. she uses the same move to get guys every single time. she blames all her problems on her mom saying how she never payed attention to her and treated her sisters like gold. she also says her mom never taught her how to wash her hair or bathe or groom properly and thats why her hair is always greasy and her nails are dirty, you can see it in every picture. but get this… her mom owns D street salon in marysville… someone who does hair and nails for a living didnt teach you how to take care of yourself? shes 22 years old and she cries if her mom doesnt take her out and buy her chinese food. shes pretty much shit in the mom department. her poor daughter has already called about 3 different men “Daddy.” and as i read in the previous article, she DID say her baby daddy molested her daughter and even admits she never took her to the hospital or called the police on the baby daddy… and he has 3 other children living with him that are the same age. and she clearly doesnt buy anything new for that little girl EVER, everything she has was given to her by people that felt sorry for her. Kourtney tries to sell weed but she fucks everyone that will buy from her, then they wont have anything to do with her. she even mentioned having plans to ship some weed from california to Oklahoma where her little sister lives. shes been with 35 people at this point and theres pics posted online to prove she can fit a whole fist in her snatch. bottom line this bitch is all fcked up, shes currently dating a man named glen young who just got out of prison. she moved him in her apartment after only knowing him a month. the move didnt take long though, he lived right next door to her apartment… with his wife. yep those two pieces of shit belong together. she also admits to laying in the floor naked and trying to make 2 dogs lick ketchup off her naked body while two of her friends watched (apparently the dogs werent interested) also about a year and a half ago she let a puppy chew on her nipple then she killed him a week later with cockroach poison….. it makes me sick to know this sick whore has a kid.

She makes me sick to, more-so for visual reasons.- nik



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Trey Massengill

March 14, 2013 Raleigh-Durham 22 9,961 Views


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this guy. Trey Massengill is a total man whore. He is constantly using girls for sex, he once told me he has a sex addiction.. He is my ex boyfriend and after we broke up he slept with almost what i thought were my friends. he has worked his way through wayne, wilson and johnston county girls. He is a sweet talker but his true colors will come out in the end, watch out girls!

Easy cowboy.- nik



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