


THE DIRTY ARMY: Kayley Renee Wells 22 Years Old North Carolina Nik, I would like to inform you about this creature known as “Kayley Renee Wells,” it is quite a sad and disturbing story really. I feel I must tell it. Take it as an entertainment, like watching fat Roseanne snorting cocaine and crashing her car into an animal shelter and all the cute little cuddly animals’ burn helplessly while on goers watch with ice cream cones shoved down their throats. SO here it goes. It all started August 2012; a married Corpsman comes home from Afghanistan to his lovely wife. This wife informs him about how she KNOWS he has been cheating on her, EVEN while overseas. He BEGS her to please not leave him! That he LOVES her, that she IS his life. Well, this loyal wife gave in, and agreed that they TRY to work things out and go to a counselor. Well, a few weeks passed. It all seemed like they were working things out. The loyal wife was to move into the husbands’ apartment in September 2012. This wife was going to leave EVERYTHING behind JUST for this husband, leave her family, her well paid job, friends, AND School. We all know this is what a wife must do normally for the husband. Yada Yada. One late night (two nights before the big move) the wife noticed the husband’s phone was going off sporadically. So being THE WIFE, she looked into it. Found that her endearing husband has STILL been cheating on her. Emailing other females, putting himself on date sites (Match.*** Single***om Christianmin**m militarycupid***m) these are just a FEW of many. The wife even found how her husband put up ads on (Craigslis***om), photos of his (you-know-what)(not so big). This made the wife Irate! Who wouldn’t be ticked off after seeing this! So the wife went into their SHARED bank account, and sadly found that her husband has been visiting Gastonia North Carolina. Paying for hotel rooms, meals at Cracker Barrel, Taco Bell. (Wow, someone likes to eat!!) After all of this, the wife decides to stay home (HER HOME) and divorce the good for nothing piece of shit! The husband goes CRAZY! Went through her apartment, ripped up almost all of her clothes! Punched holes into her walls, smashed his fist into her bathroom mirror (thank goodness it hurt him physically!) and threw her television.
Well days went by, husband back in North Carolina, wife in Tennessee. Like it should be. Husband calls, emails, and Skype’s to grab his legal wife’s attention. She replies here and there. AGAIN this wife knows he is moving ONE the sluts into THEIR apartment.
NOW this story is about to get to the MAIN plot.
Isn’t Underarmor for athletes. PS: your story took way too long to get to the main plot, I deleted the other 80% of it.- nik