Gone Off the Deep End

January 14, 2014 East Carolina University, Raleigh-Durham 9

THE DIRTY ARMY: I have been friends with Cindy Patterson for 5 years. Her fiance broke up with her over a year ago and begged me to take her in 6 months ago. Her fiance broke up with her because Cindy beat her and stole $2,000 of her money. Cindy begged me to take her in and to never leave her alone. As a friend should, i took her in. She is the worse roommate ever. She doesnt clean, she lets her dog piss and shit all over my house and doesnt clean it up, i have to constantly remind her of her bills and rent. All of this wasn’t a problem until i found out she has been bringing drug addicts and have been a using drugs in my house. I asked her not to and she still did. I gave her an alternative to move out or stop, last night she has 2 drugs abusers in my house and was blasting music till 6 a.m. I told her she needs to leave. In return she posted up lies all over social media and has said what was her mess, my own. She sleeps with strangers for money and i found out last night she has been doig that at my house also. This is the thanks i get for rescuing her like a good friend should. On top of that, my neighbors have made me aware that the cops have been watching her and have been asking about what goes on in my house. This is the most disrespectful way someone could pay back a friend. The worse thing about it all, she lead on one of my guy friends to loving her and used all his money and left him. She will use and drain everyone that will help her until she gets pushed out of their lives. She has 2 dwi’s and have been drinking and driving still and still can not get her life together. She strips to make ends meet and i have no problem with strippers but when she uses her exs lingerie to strip in, that is a bit insane. She even tried to use her exes name as her stripper name. This girl has gone off the deep end! Help me spread the world so that she can never use a single person for their kindness ever again! No one with good intentions and a kind heart deserves to be taken advantage of!

Yikes.- nik



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We All Slore Around Right

January 9, 2014 Raleigh-Durham 2

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Wrong! It turns out whoring has taken a whole new level here in marinetown USA. With the name of Christi Corkum. I mean damn not only does this girl use and abuse (she took some bodies Xmas gifts then dipped and blocked them completely) but she’s always gotta have a dick up her ass! Probably because shes “allergic” to condoms and doesn’t use birth control ;) but girl don’t think your safe either! This little skank will fuck anything that moves and gives her attention! Got kids? No problem! This whore works at Chuck E Cheese!! I know where I want my next bday party! I only people still believed your bullshit, cause you also talk more shit than anyone else this town knows! Time I move bitch, buh-bye! You know her too?? Tell her about how she probably stole your mad or crushed your heart,

Sexts are pointless without a face to match.- nik 



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Lori Barbour The Scary Lip-A-Saurus

January 4, 2014 Raleigh-Durham, The Dirty 313

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I’m scared and I simply do not know what to do. I need your help. Lori thinks she is the best looking model from New York.  She treats everyone bad and still thinks she has what it takes. What to do think? I value your opinion immensely. Please give me your honest opinion on this beauty.  How hot and sexy do you find her?

Are we 100% sure that hairy stomach is female?- nik



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Sandy Slore

January 3, 2014 Raleigh-Durham 21

THE DIRTY ARMY: Just wanted to bring the attention to all unsuspecting men to this DRD infested store. Nik, i have had a hard time deciding what’s worse the fact that this thing is employed at Rent-A-Center or her parental rights have been revoked by both children yet feels the need to continually be in arrears in child support. Her rap sheet includes DWI’s, possession of pepsi, fleeing scenes of accidents, she likes to steal checks from unsuspecting family members. Men and women all it takes is a few stiff drinks and she’ll do whatever you want. Be prepared once you take her home you’ll get something ajax won’t take off.



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Sage Water Is A Terrible Company

December 26, 2013 Dirty Business, Raleigh-Durham, The Dirty 77

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, my apartment complex hired SageWater to do a water re-piping. The workers seemed competent and efficient, until I realized my pet (cat) was missing after they dry-walled and painted. This is 4pm on Friday afternoon. I am freaking out, call my apartment office because I can hear her meowing but can’t locate her. As it turns out, a worker dry-walled my cat into the wall and painted. After an hour and a half of trying to contact SageWater, “Ken” told me someone would be here to open up the wall and let the cat out. The worker showed up, cut a hole in the dry wall and left. Still no cat. I took a bottle and knocked a big enough hole in the wall that I was finally able to locate and rescue my cat.  This “assistant to the regional director” asshat “Ken” tells me he is sorry that my family pet is enclosed in the wall and there is no one he has to send out to help me.  I told him that indeed he was sorry.  Here is a pic of my handy work.  This company needs to be held responsible for their incompetence.

You have a dumb cat.- nik



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Chad Nutsch Is A Rich Pig

December 22, 2013 NC State, Raleigh-Durham, The Dirty 163

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Chad Nutsch aka the biggest douche bag in North Carolina. This idiot started making t-shirts that said “Lake Life” and now all of a sudden he’s an entrepreneur and CEO equivalent to Donald Trump, and don’t you dare try to tell him different. He does nothing but brag and talk about his business to the point of extreme obnoxiousness, mainly because he’s too dumb and boring to find anything interesting to talk about, but also because he wants everyone around him to know how great he is at all times. He treats everyone like they are peasants… a girl threw up in his car and he actually paid a guy to eat the puke while he taped it, then put the video up on his facebook like us normal people wanted to see it. What kind of person does something like that??? A true asshole, that’s who! But the most disgusting thing about him is the way he treats women. He thinks that it’s okay to throw one dollar bills on any and every girl like they’re strippers, and he is just a complete pig. He offered to give a friend of mine a ride home from a party because she was really drunk, then once she was in his car, he told her that if she wanted to get home she had to get naked and give him head while he was driving. When she refused, he actually PULLED THE TRUCK OVER AND PUT HER OUT ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!! She had to walk in the dark until she saw a road sign and called someone to come get her. This dirtbag needs to be put on blast so every girl in Raleigh will know to stay far far away or you will regret it, not only because he will treat you like sh*t, but also because if you sleep with him, he’ll leave you with a little gift that keeps on giving (Hint: it starts with a HER and ends with a PEE). You’ve been warned!

We call it DRD… there is no HER or PEE in our world.- nik



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They Love The Attention

December 21, 2013 Raleigh-Durham, The Dirty 40

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Colleen McGinniss from Fayetteville, NC. She has two different facebook pages and is best friends with Stefanee Jessee also from Fayetteville. The girls are known in Fayetteville for partying especially at dubstep concerts. Both are well known sl*ts that love the Greg although Stefanee has a boyfriend now. But once a sl*t always a sl*t right? They’re both obnoxious as f*ck and think they’re hot sh*t.

Why do I feel like those boobs are real? Yeah they are definitely real… what a bummer.- nik



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Raleigh’s Biggest Loser

December 17, 2013 Raleigh-Durham 28

THE DIRTY ARMY: nik this is Dirty Dan…. Known for how many dirty skanks he has hooked up with in Raleigh and he’s proud of it. Even has his own mug at a bar with Dirty Dan engraved on it… Can we say loser! He works as a waiter at Outback and has been there for only 9 years lol! He sleeps till 11 and oh, hes 31 and lives with his mommy. What a bitch! She does his laundry and waits for him to get home every night from work so she can serve him his dinner. He likes to hit on anything with a vagina. Oh did I mention he’s racist, yep the clown hates blacks, it’s horrible!! Thinks hes better than everyone. Cant keep a girlfriend cause word on the street is he can’t get it up, ha dude went to the doc for viagra… Sounds like a personal prob. No wonder why when he does have a girl she cheats, wouldn’t u! Kid is the definition of a LOSERRR!!! What a clown! Go get a real job Danny Boy and grow up!

He’ll never become a kept man living under his parents or until he de-pedo’s those t*ts.- nik



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