Thinks Shes Too Hot

February 10, 2014 NC State, Raleigh-Durham, Would You? 78

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, This girl is a Raleigh local But she thinks shes like from miami or something She acts like everyone wants her and i think she is a stripper from her pics but Nik would you

Answer: No, if she was hot she wouldn’t need to rely on photoshop tricks.

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Little Micheal Hill

January 24, 2014 Raleigh-Durham 36

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I can not believe this little nasty boy is not on this site yet. Well it’s about damn time! You can find this nasty little man anywhere from raleigh to rolesville to wake forest. He drives a big loud blue truck which compensates for his little nasty dick. This boy thinks that he is the hottest shit and can talk his way into or out of anything. He was dating this really nice girl when I met him whom he had apparently been dating for years, that did not yield him whatsoever. I can name 3 girls he hooked up with while he was with that poor sweet girl, one of which he is with now (the other fat ass in the pic). Well honey, word from the wise… If he will cheat with you he will cheat on you! So have fun with that little chode! Micheal Hill you are a disgusting excuse for a man and karma is coming for you! Ladies, watch out it will be the worst youve ever had and leave you with a little funk… If you catch my flow.

How bigs his truck?- nik

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Allison Elizabeth Coates

January 17, 2014 Raleigh-Durham 187

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Wilbur……..Allison Elizabeth Coates is a known pillhead/junkie around Raleigh and she hangs with Heather Shearin so thats enough said. This hoe was married to one guy only to use up his money and get pills and was sleeping with his friends and sucking and fucking anything she could find. She tries to be all Jamaican and shit. Girl your a triler trash country bumpkin whore who shops at Marshalls and Ross. She is always posting selfies trying to be tough and “sexy”. She is a far cry from sexy. People are lieing to this girl. She needs to eat and wax that upper lip and those caterpillar eye brows. She was up at a clinic not to long ago taking care of her burn and it would not surprise me if you find her raggedy ass on backpage. Quit worrying about posting picture of your nails and what dumbass you got buying you shit and better yourself you stupid ass hoe. And how about shave those teeth down a few inches, Mrs. Ed.

Where’s her saddle/- nik

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Gone Off the Deep End

January 14, 2014 East Carolina University, Raleigh-Durham 9

THE DIRTY ARMY: I have been friends with Cindy Patterson for 5 years. Her fiance broke up with her over a year ago and begged me to take her in 6 months ago. Her fiance broke up with her because Cindy beat her and stole $2,000 of her money. Cindy begged me to take her in and to never leave her alone. As a friend should, i took her in. She is the worse roommate ever. She doesnt clean, she lets her dog piss and shit all over my house and doesnt clean it up, i have to constantly remind her of her bills and rent. All of this wasn’t a problem until i found out she has been bringing drug addicts and have been a using drugs in my house. I asked her not to and she still did. I gave her an alternative to move out or stop, last night she has 2 drugs abusers in my house and was blasting music till 6 a.m. I told her she needs to leave. In return she posted up lies all over social media and has said what was her mess, my own. She sleeps with strangers for money and i found out last night she has been doig that at my house also. This is the thanks i get for rescuing her like a good friend should. On top of that, my neighbors have made me aware that the cops have been watching her and have been asking about what goes on in my house. This is the most disrespectful way someone could pay back a friend. The worse thing about it all, she lead on one of my guy friends to loving her and used all his money and left him. She will use and drain everyone that will help her until she gets pushed out of their lives. She has 2 dwi’s and have been drinking and driving still and still can not get her life together. She strips to make ends meet and i have no problem with strippers but when she uses her exs lingerie to strip in, that is a bit insane. She even tried to use her exes name as her stripper name. This girl has gone off the deep end! Help me spread the world so that she can never use a single person for their kindness ever again! No one with good intentions and a kind heart deserves to be taken advantage of!

Yikes.- nik

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We All Slore Around Right

January 9, 2014 Raleigh-Durham 2


THE DIRTY ARMY: Wrong! It turns out whoring has taken a whole new level here in marinetown USA. With the name of Christi Corkum. I mean damn not only does this girl use and abuse (she took some bodies Xmas gifts then dipped and blocked them completely) but she’s always gotta have a dick up her ass! Probably because shes “allergic” to condoms and doesn’t use birth control ;) but girl don’t think your safe either! This little skank will fuck anything that moves and gives her attention! Got kids? No problem! This whore works at Chuck E Cheese!! I know where I want my next bday party! I only people still believed your bullshit, cause you also talk more shit than anyone else this town knows! Time I move bitch, buh-bye! You know her too?? Tell her about how she probably stole your mad or crushed your heart,

Sexts are pointless without a face to match.- nik 

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Lori Barbour The Scary Lip-A-Saurus

January 4, 2014 Raleigh-Durham, The Dirty 313

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I’m scared and I simply do not know what to do. I need your help. Lori thinks she is the best looking model from New York.  She treats everyone bad and still thinks she has what it takes. What to do think? I value your opinion immensely. Please give me your honest opinion on this beauty.  How hot and sexy do you find her?

Are we 100% sure that hairy stomach is female?- nik

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Sandy Slore

January 3, 2014 Raleigh-Durham 21

THE DIRTY ARMY: Just wanted to bring the attention to all unsuspecting men to this DRD infested store. Nik, i have had a hard time deciding what’s worse the fact that this thing is employed at Rent-A-Center or her parental rights have been revoked by both children yet feels the need to continually be in arrears in child support. Her rap sheet includes DWI’s, possession of pepsi, fleeing scenes of accidents, she likes to steal checks from unsuspecting family members. Men and women all it takes is a few stiff drinks and she’ll do whatever you want. Be prepared once you take her home you’ll get something ajax won’t take off.

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Sage Water Is A Terrible Company

December 26, 2013 Dirty Business, Raleigh-Durham, The Dirty 77

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, my apartment complex hired SageWater to do a water re-piping. The workers seemed competent and efficient, until I realized my pet (cat) was missing after they dry-walled and painted. This is 4pm on Friday afternoon. I am freaking out, call my apartment office because I can hear her meowing but can’t locate her. As it turns out, a worker dry-walled my cat into the wall and painted. After an hour and a half of trying to contact SageWater, “Ken” told me someone would be here to open up the wall and let the cat out. The worker showed up, cut a hole in the dry wall and left. Still no cat. I took a bottle and knocked a big enough hole in the wall that I was finally able to locate and rescue my cat.  This “assistant to the regional director” asshat “Ken” tells me he is sorry that my family pet is enclosed in the wall and there is no one he has to send out to help me.  I told him that indeed he was sorry.  Here is a pic of my handy work.  This company needs to be held responsible for their incompetence.

You have a dumb cat.- nik

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