


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, ERIC SARVER is the biggest douchebag, *sshole, piece of sh*t that has ever walked in the triangle. Get this sh*t….Eric was in a relationship with this awesome beautiful girl (J) for 2 years, when randomly he decides that hes sick of the relationship and wants to cheat on J with one of her coworkers…REALLY?! But not only does he cheat on J with someone she works with, he then continues to text this coworker every day for the next month…TOTAL F*CK FACE. He tells this other girl that he doesn’t want to marry J, that he wants to break up with J, and that he just isn’t happy in the relationship….while from J’s point of view, he is constantly telling her “I love you so much” or “i miss you so much and can’t wait for you to come home.” Or ” I would never ever cheat on you, if I had the urge to do such a thing we would sit down and talk about what was causing me to feel this way, but I would NEVER EVER hurt you like that.” So to sum it up, ERIC SARVER is a VERY MEAN, HEARTLESS, CRUEL, BIGGEST LOSER, LOW LIFE, DOUCHE BAG, F*CKING *SSHOLE AND BIGGEST PIECE OF SH*T that has EVER (not only in the triangle) WALKED THE FACE OF THIS EARTH. And he shaves his entire body because he can’t handle being a real man. Watch out for this guy…he is a f*cking freak. SO WATCH OUT for ERIC SARVER, a low life individual.
It’s like her grew up but his teeth stayed the same size throughout his life.- nik





















