We Love Tabitha Dawn


Tabitha Dawn

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, okkkaaay, I’m sure this Entire city knows TABITHA DAWN, the girl who cries out for sympathy on 1000000 different levels… The world owes her EVERYTHING…. shes been abused, shes been cheated, shes abortioned, shes miscarried, shes divorced, shes mentally ill, and best of all, SHES HOT AS F, and bangs every guy she meets!

I can’t tell if those are devil snail trails or a highly raised tramp stamp?- nik

Welcome To Slootsville


Slutsville! Population: Nicole

Slutsville! Population: Nicole

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, lock up your husbands & lock up your sons! this girl, i mean sloot is named NICOLE BENNETT. she lives in the trashy *ss city of Swift Current. She is honestly one of the biggest wh*res that i know of, she’ll f*ck anyone! She’s made it throughh the list of riggers, boyfriends, ex boyfriends, crackheads and even no namers. This sloot is not to be trusted b/c no matter what you tell her she won;t listen. Her legs spread like butter and she’ll lie on her back for hours. But don’t be fooled! This lady is as about as useful in the sack as a corpse. She may act like shes good but fellas be warned, you’ll be doing all the work with this one. Pills, c*ck and c*ke are all on her list of favorite activities and she’ll do w/e she has to to get it. Her favorite place to roam and crawl is the legendary shack with her posse of quick n’ easy sloots, you’ll always be sure to find her on the stripper pole where she belongs best. if you know any men that are in desperate need of a one night stand just call 774-EASY.

Do they not sell toothpaste in Regina?- nik

Wild Horses


wildddd wilddddd horses

wildddd wilddddd horses

wildddd wilddddd horses

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this girl (horse) obviously belongs in the pasture, or better yet locked away in the stables for GOOD! I even found a picture of her beside her twin species, cute. Her name is Shelby Saylor a native from Moose Jaw. This chick thinks she is a model and has an obsession with other women’s boyfriends. If he has a woman she goes after him. Watch out for this homewrecker!

You’re thick alright, I don’t think I’ve ever seen a more jacked neck, its thicker then her head.- nik

The Beave


The Beave

The Beave

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, meet Beverly Ann Affleck, this 47 year old buck toothed harlet has over 400 pictures of her face on fb, she thinks she’s hot but she resembles the Michelin Man. This nasty piece of work cheated and lied on all her boyfriends. She brought a guy home her daughters age,slept with him and told her man that he was here to visit her daughter. She plays men like a violin. While she sleeps with one man,she has another guy on a string spending his money, Hang on to your wallets men. The Beave is coming!!

Those creases are supposed to be at the back of her neck.- nik

Lingerie Football League – Regina Rage


Lingerie Football League - Regina Rage

Lingerie Football League - Regina Rage

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, from the city that rhymes with fun (yep, that’s our official slogan) Regina (which also coincidentally rhymes with vagina), I present to you the newest LFL team – the Regina Rage. I have NO clue why they chose Regina as the 3rd city in Canada to get a LFL team. Maybe it’s because we support our CFL team so strongly, but that is because we don’t have any other “pro” teams and we have nothing better to do in the summer. Don’t get me wrong, I love my small-town-feelin city, but we aren’t exactly known for having hot women. 28 women tried out for the team on March 31. And honestly, the women aren’t as bad as most people were expecting. They definitely aren’t hot though. The ones that don’t have guts have no boobs. This is just such an embarassment for our city. We are already known as the butthole of Canada (well, besides Winnipeg) and these chicks are just making us look worse. I hope this team folds in the new years…or purchases their players some +2s and nose jobs. What do you think of all this Nik?

Why are they trying to make this a real sport with burly women? Guys want to see hot chicks getting their clothes ripped off, not Lesbians trying to hurt each other.- nik

Mandy Zubot Aka Mackenzie Lee Gamble


Mandy Zubot aka Mackenzie Lee Gamble

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, meet Mandy aka Mackenzie, Regina and Saskatoons original cr*head wh*re. This dirty little b*tch has seen more d*ckends than weekends she has seen more miles of rubber than the trans canada highway. Mandy’s claim to fame is her ability to smoke her weight in Cr*ck Co*aine and drink herself into a comma where she pisses herself. Mandy can routinely be found selling herself on a variety of websites and if you look around just like everything else that is dirty you will find her sk*nk ass on the backpage. Once a wh*re always a wh*re, she has been selling it her whole life.

Looks like a man with that thick skin of hers.  Also, that lump on your arm should always be covered with a shirt.  I decided.- nik

Regina Hoodrat


Cousin baby

Cousin baby

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this slore is the fakest b*tch in the city of Regina. She goes around acting like she’s the roughtest toughest hoodrat around and yet she tries to fight girls that are smaller then her. And not to mention pregnant girls! She’s a Massive sh** talker. This chick thinks its okay to pick fights with girls that are pregnant and not to mention attacks them and then turns around and charges them like the rat b*itch that she is.. She is the stupidest Mother in the world. She is always drunk spending her kids money on her friends. Every weekend she is out and about like she has no babies. LOL she cant even keep her house clean it always looks like a dump. She also likes to mess around with her baby daddy’s friends and claims she isn’t a hoochie. Keesha bitternose is the FAKEST b*tch around so watch out. Ladies she may act like your friend but on the flip side she’s not!

Victorias Secret


Viktoria's Secret

Viktoria's Secret

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I dated this girl off and on she claimed i was her first love…right. The whole time we dated she’s break up with me for anything with a dick that showed the tinest bit interseted. She would randomly call me to come over to f*ck her when her dad wasn’t home. Girl must have dad issuses cause she call me daddy everytime we f*cked. Her room was always a nasty mess chick dont know how to clean. One night after f*ckin I notice her garbage can was right beside her bed. Thing smelled so bad I had to get out off there. She was never a good lay she had a odor issuse down there. As soon as she get off she’d just push me off and go to bed right away. If you dig this chick rap you’re tool she been around town. Act like a sloot you get blasted on the dirty.

Skater Douchebag


SK8R FUCK

SK8R FUCK

SK8R FUCK

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Jared Wahn. He is the biggest, dirtiest, laziest loser piece of sh*t I ever had the misfortune of knowing! He is 27 years old and UNEMPLOYED. All he does is skateboard and he lives at home in an APARTMENT with his mom. Wow, right? The guy does nothing but lie & cheat to get what he wants. He is incredibly charming, ladies, so watch out!! I felt bad for the guy but now I just feel bad for his dumb ho “girlfriend” (the term she uses, but he will deny till the death) who keeps taking his sorry *ss back! The guy is a waste of time and going no where! He sleeps with everyone and anyone, and then refuses to wear a condom. He is manipulative and a complete snake. Watch out Regina, I doubt he will ever leave!

He won’t.  He’ll sack up with a fat high school chick and make babies…I decided.- nik

Crackhead Of The Year


crackhead of the year

crackhead of the year

crackhead of the year

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this dirty sloot Naomi Johnson has been around and around and around like no other woman that ive seen. Shes from the hat but now lives in Regina with her crackhead boyfriend who’s a total loser claims to own his own company….not! She is a mother who gave up her child when she was young and sits around b*tching about it. She had the opportunity many of times to go and see her daughter but doesnt see her. She will use you for materialistic items such as a tv…she briefly dated this guy named roy even though she said she wasnt attracted to him but he bought her a tv. Back in medicine hat she screwed curtis kent for a $20 bag of weed…(hurtn) not to mention she now works at a lingerie bar in Regina (ewwwwwwww) I wouldnt give her the last penny in my pocket. Men stay clear of this one.

She looks like the type of gal that showers once a week.- nik