Cactus Shadows High School Vice President Knows How To Party
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, the Cactus Shadows High S...
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Is She An UFC Dreamkiller
Posted in Dirty Athletes, Reno, The Dirty | March 14th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, UFC fighter Ryan Bader is an up and coming star in the light heavyweight division. He’s currently 11-0 and will probably get a title shot in the near future. Unfortunately, he’s dating this girl. Do you think he could do better? Do you think she’ll bring him down and ruin his career?
As long as she’s making Bader’s prostate tap out, he will never be the champ.- nik
Nasty
Posted in Reno | December 23rd, 2009
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is Brittany. She is disgusting. She think’s she is the hottest thing in the world. She has no idea how fat she is either and she always wears clothes that are 5 sizes to small for her. She thinks she knows everything about everyone and she stalks people to. Its creepy. She’s also a whore who will give out her number to anyone. Someone will f*ck her and then she wonders why they never talk to her again and tell her not to tell anyone what happened. I’ve known her since sophomore year of highschool and she hasn’t changed over the years. .
It looks like she ate the bottom of her dress..Why is it the same color as the cheese (edible dress perhaps..).- nik
Mother Of The Year
Posted in Dirty TV, Reno, The Dirty | December 18th, 2009THE DIRTY ARMY: hey nik, I love the site! ive never submitted anything before but this video is definitely dirty worthy. This happened at a bar in reno, nv. Some stupid b*tch brought her son with her and let him run around unattended. well this is what happened… so wrong on so many levels. Put his mom on blast!!
Isn’t the legal drinking age in Reno two years old? The kid doesn’t look like a rookie, that is for sure.- nik
Would You With Hedi Cortez
Posted in Las Vegas, Reno, The Dirty | December 10th, 2009
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, would you with Hedi Cortez I don’t know why she is famous but I guess she is a bikini model and owns a tanning salon in Reno but she is kinda hot would you?
Answer: No, I met her once and I almost got sucked into her REFUND Gap. She tries so hard to push them together, but the bags hate each other.
Khaotic Nastiness
Posted in Oregon, Philadelphia, Portland, Reno | October 23rd, 2009
THE DIRTY ARMY: hey nick… this girl “KHAOS” is 20 and she is already a fat retired stripper. haha tryin ta boss & hasn’t even gone to school yet. i would say more but really, the pictures say it all!!… what do you think?
I think she is nasty, I don’t know how she is retired with flapjacks like those. She is probably some trouts call girl.- nik
Reno Has Pretty Girls
Posted in Reno | October 2nd, 2009
THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey nik, love the site but im sick of seing beat chicks posted under the reno section. This is Alecia, I think she is super pretty, plus she’s a total sweetheart. So…..would you?
Answer: No, lack of +2’s, and I’m into chicks that take Exctacy.
A BUG’S LIFE
Posted in Reno, Would You? | September 18th, 2009
THE DIRTY ARMY: NIK, THIS IS HALEIGH ROBB*NS [THE SLOOT WITH THE PLATINUM BLONDE, OR SHOULD I SAY WHITE GRANDMA HAIR] SHE GOES TO TRUCKEE MEADOWS COMMUNITY COLLEGE IN RENO AND THINKS SHE IS GOD’S GIFT TO THE EARTH; INCLUDING HER BEST FRIEND ASHLEY J*RDAN, THE NASTY BRUNETTE. HALEIGH DOES NOT SHOWER REGULARLY, FAKE BAKES WAY TOO MUCH, AND F**KS GUYS SHE MEETS OFF MYSPACE!! SHE LOOKS LIKE A DAMN BUG/GOBLIN! WHAT DO YOU THINK??.
I think they have another years tops before nobody finds them desirable (not even that kid in the corner eatting out of a spider-man lunchbox). Also +2’s too much?? put together they are not big enough, especially if they want to hide those bellies.-nik
InCase You Didn’t Know…
Posted in InCase You Didnt Know..., Reno, The Dirty | September 9th, 2009
This guys fresh Tattoo makes him DIE HARD DIRTY ARMY! Blows my mind.
Pack Of Pickle Smoochers
Posted in Reno | August 14th, 2009
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik So I am a gay man and I recently hooked up with one of the “straight guys” in this photo. He was doing this testosterone thing where he pretended to hate “f*gs” but he was really easy to turn. I won’t say which but anyone that knows him probably can guess…I can give you a hint though…its the one in the middle.
The one with his tounge out, and with the star tattoo. Why am I not surprised.- nik
Nasty ASU Chick
Posted in ASU, Reno, Scottsdale | August 11th, 2009
THE DIRTY ARMY:Nik, so this girl/man, Lauren, used to be a gymnast but she couldn’t hack it anymore because she wanted to be able to party more and get a beer belly and double chin, sounds like fun i know, so she likes to show off her amazing flexibility that she has left, enticing young men to want to perform this same position sexually on her because you know she’s oh so desirable and sexy. This is the only attention she can get from any male, sexual attention, this is how she helps her own self esteem tricking her into believing shes an actually attractive man i mean woman… She likes to push and squeeze her boobs up to make people stare, it stemmed from being flat chested in the past and being jealous a prettier sister who is also a complete moron and a dirty dirty virgin. The flexibility picture is somewhere in a ASU dorm room, she probably had sloppy seconds with a drunk frat f*g right afterward, and this was about 5 months ago i believe. I’ve posted other pictures for optimal viewing of her male characteristics.
I thought gymnasts were supposed to be skinny?- nik
