Thursday 20th June 2013,
Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities

She Loves To Party

June 17, 2013 Reno 4 9,027 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, his girl is a typical valley hoe. She\’s had sex with numerous guys and is always having pregnancy scares.and its not very hard to convince her to do things with you. She texts a lot of guys saying that she\’s down for anything and sends raunchy pics but the moment they are alone she acts innocent and shy. but everyone knows that\’s just a little act. She tells people when she moves to Vegas that she\’s gonna be a stripper but then insists shes joking, but no one would be surprised if she actually became one. when she goes to Vegas she\’ll probably snort more coke and continue drinking even more.

Is she trying to get skin cancer?- nik



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Watch Out For This One

June 17, 2013 Reno 17 5,789 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, watch out for this one Reno! This is Jamie Behan She\’s crazy as f*ck. I heard that she went to a mental institution when she was 15 for attempted suicide. 19 and a miscarriage under her belt already! I can\’t even begin to tell you the extent of her b*tchy personality. Don\’t want to hear it? She doesn\’t care! This fat mouthed b*tch doesn\’t take anyone\’s feelings into account. Don\’t make the mistake of thinking she\’s just brutally honest. All she does is tell people off constantly. I suspect it\’s probably because her mom is bat sh*t crazy. And the apple doesn\’t fall far from the tree! If you want your ego to go from 10-0 in thirty seconds, this is who you want to be around.

The look in the second picture is very creepy.- nik



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Watch Out Ladies – She’s Got Your Man And Hers

June 17, 2013 Reno 17 6,677 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, these two are Madeline and Scott French, watch out Reno. This girl is a total sl*t and cheats on her now husband consistently. The funny part? He chooses to be too oblivious to admit it. He has found out more than three times. One time, she ran him over with her car! He broke three ribs, and she didn\’t even give him a ride to the hospital, didn\’t come to visit him. Was he mad? No! He proposed. Another time, she got really drunk and threw up in the toilet and shit all over the wall– and herself. Who cleaned it up? Not her. This guy is a total pushover, and boy does she push! I remember one time my ex brought these two over to our apartment, and they fought the whole time, she hit him, then drove away drunk as sh*t. Oh yeah, and she convinced my ex to leave me because I was \”abusive.\” I never once hit her, only restrained when necessary so I wasn\’t the same p*ssy as Scott here. This girl only sleeps with other guys in relationships, so ladies, if you\’re man is around her, don\’t feel safe just because she\’s married. It is NO object to her!

He must really love her.- nik



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Fake Prince of Reno

June 12, 2013 Reno 36 5,914 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: So nik here is the perfect couple of fcking people over…First there is Bri Mounts…AKA super whore (or ill sleep with all my baby daddy’s friends with cash) and then there is Kristian (K Deezy) Walters AKA You think I got inheritance but its really left over cash from Smugglin money and guns for the Chinese Mafia..ooops did i give up the Secrets. Nik these two made a great couple till they were exposed for the truth..She saw her own personal gold mine and he saw his way out of life that will never escape him. The lied and cheated on each other everyday. Fact is she didnt know who her baby daddy was cuz she was 2 busy f#&^ing all of Reno and he fronts like he has some inheritance but its all money and guns from the SF chinese mafia…i hope reno keeps a close eye on them cuz they cant be trusted…they always have another motive on how to get by on people…not caring who they hurt or who their kids are exposed too. Can you say parents of the year lol!

Dude must think he lives in the ‘grand theft auto’ world.- nik



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Joe Blow

June 11, 2013 Appalachian State, Reno 6 6,202 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: See this old man? This is Joe Beauchamp, a 51 year old washed up ex stripper. Joe was once a motivated bodybuilder trying to get pssy, in fact he is so pathetic he later became a male stripper and a hairstylist just to get laid. He has screwed half of Reno and has at least 9 children that he fathered just because he is too lazy and stupid to wear a rubber. None of the kids has ever been supported by this loser. he spends his days now chasing a dollar, smoking meth, gambling his life away in the local sleeze bag casinos, picking up on drug addict girls half his age. He thinks everyone is his friend when all they do is laugh and talk shit behind his back. He has a seriously obsessive foot fetish and can’t get his stank dick hard without some strange porn/ meth action. he just had another kid this last year with his on again off again girlfriend Jamie. He treats her like shit just so he can do drugs and go gamble and then blame everything on her. So Reno be warned this guy is an idiot,lying, douchebag,a dead beat broke dick, wanna be hustler, that still lives off of his 72year old gold digging mother and her 90 year old husband.

Those billboards aren’t of him, he has tribals.- nik



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Fake Crystal

June 6, 2013 Reno 4 6,288 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Dear Nik. This little Fucker is Crystal Simon, AKA BArbie Roxy Hagar,. very suprised she hasent made this site yet she is the biggest liar Reno has ever seen. i had her move in with me cause she was top shit and played an amazing lie to sell me into letting her live with me.. she didnt pay rent, got fired from the easiest job ever (Baskin Robins) lied about everything….then when you think shit couldnt go worse she goes out saying she is looking for a job, comes back 2 days later drunk as fck, engaged to an “Australian rock star”… remind you we were living together and sleeping in the same room/bed… what a sloot right ya.. she fuks anyone who has big muscles and a tiny dick…or shitty pretend rock stars….she lies about everything She told me that she was a DJ at multiple clubs in reno… but when i talk to the managers of thopse clubs they had no idea who she was, and if she was she was 16 back then way illegal……. she has it in her mind that Sammy Hagar is her dad Fucking moron.. she up-sales who she is… saying she is the best model and stylist in the world… FACT she is not a model, at least not a good one, she cant style worth shit.. she was going to fashion school and dropped out cause it was to hard, i saw her shit, it was so fcking easy..

Sounds like that guy conned his way into a green card.- nik



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