Thursday 23rd May 2013,
Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities

Reno’s Top Bop

April 29, 2013 Reno 53 8,214 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: hey nik, this dirty homie hoppin h*e has gone straight ratchet on so many ni**ahs. this is renee “top bop” mathiesen!!! this horseface two- timin scank a** hoodrat goes around fu**ing anything with two legs, literally!! she tries dating one dude and fu**s another guy at the same time!!!!!! i heard from one dude that she was dating a guy and he went to jail and she fu**ed multiple dudes while staying “faithful” to him. this bi**h sits in class acting like she learning but the only thing she is learning is how to give better head. this lightweight piece of sh** cant handle her liquor and then the next day she claims she got raped. bi**h thinks she fine AF but she got muffintop for days. i swear this bi**h couldnt keep her legs closed even if the world depended on it!! with her outfits you would think she works on 4th street if you ask me. it smells like she has one piece of clothing that she never washes. the word on the street is that you could smell her from a mile away. i am completely shocked that she isnt on here already with all the nasty shit she does on the daily!! les-be-honest she swings both ways, maybe thats why her breath smells like her pu**y….FISH!! i heard she was running around at some party yelling “im the top bop of reno!!” nik she needs a lot of help!! what do you think??

Chicks who chill in their sink have infancy/childhood problems.  I decided.- nik



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Ashlee Tran: Reno’s Nastiest Noodle

April 18, 2013 Reno 51 9,242 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik! Check out Reno’s nastiest noodle. Probably made in China, which explains why she looks like about one billion people. She’s the one in the middle of the first picture. Ashlee Tran, also known as Ashlee Tranny or Ashlee Transvestite around UNR, is the name of this ugly cunt. This hideous UNR trash thinks her shit doesn’t stink because she’s on the cheerleading team, but she’s the only cheerleader I’ve seen that looks like she hasn’t hit puberty yet. Clearly, her reputation is in the gutter or else I wouldn’t have heard about her car being keyed. The funniest part is that this flat-chested boy wants to be a dentist. Would you want to be a patient of someone who smiles like a f*cking retard? I think not. I don’t know a single guy that would touch this garbage with a 10 foot pole, especially since this man can’t even fill out an A cup bra. So Nik, would you consider banging this chink if she got some +2s?

That’s a deep breathe (pic #1).- nik



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Chuck Norris Lives in Reno

April 17, 2013 Reno 5 6,155 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, got another Reno scumbag to blast. This guys is David Tietjen and works as a bouncer at Rise nightclub in Reno and UPS. He thinks he is a ladies man, but likely a virgin or pays for prostitutes. This guy is a compulsive liar and is knows as Chuck Norris cuz he is such a joke and will actually admit that he reminds himself of Chuck Norris. He likes the name and doesn’t even realize how huge a douchbag he really is and that everyone…I repeat, EVERYONE, thinks he is a joke. He has been shot and stabbed multiple times working as a bouncer cuz of course Reno has such a bad ass nightclub scene. He claims a girlfriend, but his GF is simply the fantasy girl he jerks off thinking about. He has a tiny penis, but claims to be hung like a horse. I wont go into how I saw it,…at least not now…I don’t want to vomit. He claims to knows multiple professional athletes and should have played pro football himself. He literally tells new lies every day…and not just little ones. Chuck is fucking outrageous and needs to be put on BLAST. Everyone in Reno that knows who this closet fag is will definitely agree. I guarantee there will be hundreds of stories he personally spread to everyone who can hardly stand to listen. Nik, put this guy on Blast…he needs some humbling.

I’m sure he’s got some nudes floating around, not of his greg but his ass…you do the math.- nik



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Jenny Allen’s Proud Bever

April 17, 2013 Reno 49 9,741 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, This is Jenny Allen. Reno’s ugliest drag-queen! She struts her shit like she’s reno’s baddest bitch. uhhh, bitch you aint bad! YOUR DOING BAD! Your a cracked out little girl who is losing weight until your just BONES! YOU NEED HELP. And no, not the kind of help MJ can give you or smoking pills can give you. You smoked pills till you dropped out of school and screwed guys to make yourself feel good and when that didn’t help, you snorted pills and fucking around with meth until you were numb. And yet you cant stop harassing people and your ex Cameron over stupid shit. Jenny, I hope you end up in a worse garbage can than you already live in! your a a piece of shit person and all you do is shit talk everyone and try to talk yourself up. YOU AINT BAD. all you can do is run away from a fight and numb the pain out of your horrible life. Your not stronge enough to face anything head-on. That’s why you gave your baby away you nasty hoe. because you didn’t want it. It was either adoption or the garbage can. You should never talk to you child, you’d only disappoint them. You should get your long tits and make a homeless sign, you’re on your way there!

She looks like a bouquet, minus the flowers (just the stems).- nik



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Dirty Couple

April 15, 2013 Reno 22 8,943 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Jessica Valles and Tony Perez, probably one of the nastiest couples I have ever seen. They are nothing but drama. Jessica lied about her age, when they started dating, and Tony still dated her underage ass, while being 23. Can we say pedophile? They are constantly cheating on each other, and fighting. Since Jessica moved to Reno, she quickly became one of the dirtiest sl*ttiest girls around. She hangs out with some of the grossest guys in town, and has f*cked just about everyone of them. She talks sh*t about every body she meets, thinking she is better than them, but in reality she is nothing but trash. Tony cheats on her all the time. He talks sh*t about her, yet still sticks around to deal with the crazy b*tch,maybe because he has no where else to go. He has flirted with girls on front of her, got girls numbers right in front of her face, and she does nothing, but b*tch then is back in his bed the next night. I dont know why hed want to f*ck that anyways, Ive heard that she is loose as f*ck and has a raunchy smell. But then again he is nothing special. He is lacking majorly in the downstairs area. Jessica always has the be the loudest person in the room. She has to make a point to let everyone know about her disgusting insest family. Her and her ‘brothers’ the nasty Campbell twins, are a little too close for comfort. Disgusting must run in the family. Her brother Jesse is also one of the biggest losers in town. These two are perfect for each other. Jessica and Tony talk sh*t about everyone in their lives, and flipflop between who they like and dont like day by day. They are both dirty, nasty human beings, they love the drama, fights and cheating, and are so fake. But that doesnt mean they dont need to be put on blast for the backstabbing losers they are.

These couples post are usually from one of the couples trying to confirm suspicions.- nik



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I Hope DJ Pauly D. Really Didn’t Smush This Reno Trash

April 9, 2013 Reno, The Dirty 178 88,416 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Pauly D was in Tahoe this past weekend at Peek Nightclub and ended up hooking up with super nasty, DRD infested, stripper from Reno, Hailee Vogt. Just look at her and her crew, they are all beat as it comes and of course Pauly D had no standards and hung out with them anyway, atleast he slept with the cutest one but still that’s not saying much since Hailee looks like a tranny and has a permanent stomach pooch most likely from having hepatitis. Long story short Pauly D should get checked out after this one, Hailee gave my boyfriends roommate some DRD a few weeks back and when he confronted her about it she admitted that she had tested positive for it but was drunk when they hooked up and therefore failed to mention it. Classy chick right there! Have fun with your “souvenir” from Tahoe Pauly!

DJ Pauly D lives by my motto- “You can only catch it once.”- nik



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