THE DIRTY ARMY: Sarah Jaeger is all about beer and being a redneck in Nevada. She is gross and very oger like. Her and her sister have a habit of sleeping with their best friends boyfriends. She is terrible in bed and dances like a dying cow. She has pulled guns out on her friends and ex boyfriends drunkenly. She is a hot old mess who still hangs out with kids barely graduating high school. She also hooks up with some younger boys.She is crazy. And just about every guy I know has hooked up with her somehow… most of them regret it.