Tuesday 21st May 2013,
Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities

Alexa Heath

April 5, 2013 Reno 89 7,613 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, say hello to Alexa Heath. Where do I even start with this hoodrat? She has got to be the biggest homie hopper I have ever seen. She has a boyfriend, yet is constatly cheating on him…with his own friends! She says she is so sprung over this guy yet she cant keep her legs closed for 24 hours, its like an open to all 24 hour buffet down there. But buffets dont have the smell those legs do. Alexa is total druggie and alcoholic. She will take everything and anything offered to her. She thinks she is hot, but she needs a serious reality check. Everything she does, she does for attention. Always writing the stupidest sh*t Ive ever read on facebook, asking for attention, and people to act like the care about her. Alexa nobody cares about your pathetic excuse of a life. Go get drunk and do some more meth and feel cool cause you always post how f*cked up you are on facebook somemore. Find a low life to date, instead of a good guy like Charles. Go be a cheater and get cheated on. Nik, tell this girl how shes not as cool as she really thinks.

That looks like no ordinary pipe.- nik



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Dirty Morales

April 5, 2013 Reno 172 6,247 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, these two nasty b*tches are Julianna and Trisha Morales. Being a dirty h* must run in the family. All they do is get drunk and try to get guys to f*ck them. Lets start with Trisha, the dirtier of the two. She isnt even 18 yet, and is already one of the grossest girls I have ran across. She is now a m*th head along with her lowlife loser friends, and Julianna. She talks sh*t about everyone thinking she is above them, when in reality she is no better than the dirt under my shoes, She cant decide which one of the homies she is trying to f*ck tonight. Her excuse is always ‘I was f*cked up’. B*tch you are ALWAYS f*cked up. Julianna isnt AS bad, but she is a dirty sk*ank too. She thinks she is fine as f*ck, but honey look in the mirror. She tries to act like such a good friend, but she is full of sh*t and is one of the biggest back stabbers I have ever met. Just like her disgusting younger cousin she likes to hop from homie to homie, fro guy to guy. They have to edit their pictures to make themselves look even slightly attractive. They are nothing but nasty b*tches and all their friends do nothing but talk sh*t about them, because they all know how worthless they really are. Quit calling all these guys your best friends, when all you wanna do is f*ck them. They all think you are annoying as f*ck and talk bad about you anyways. And YES it is the ones you are always tagging on facebook, and no they are not going to admit it but they do! And as much as you think they want you, they dont! SO…. why dont you two worthless, disgusting pieces of trash get the f*ck out of everyones lives, and go to cali like you planned. No one wants you here.

Never seen someone fill out a snuggy before.- nik



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Charlee’s A Stalker

April 5, 2013 Reno 42 6,667 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Charlee Frates. The nastiest, dirtiest skank I have ever met. She is so thirsty, and needs attention constantly. She tries to show off her body as if it is something worth showing, but she needs to find clothes that fit, and hide that disgusting blob she calls a body. She hooks up with every possible guy that will look her way. She needs to realize guys talk to her because they know she is an easy lay. I dont know why anyone would want to touch her anyway, Im sure she has multiple drdS. Charlee wonders why no one likes her, lets see maybe its because she is a SL*T, maybe its because she is a homie hopper, maybe its because she has gone through just about every guy who is bored and needs to get their d*ck wet, or maybe its because she has no respect, for herself, for her ‘friends’ by going after their boyfriends, or by talking behind their backs. She is constatly calling other girls hos, and saying they want her sloppy seconds, yet SHE is the ho and doesnt see it, and she is the one going after every ones sloppy seconds, one girl in particular. Not going to say names, but charlee, do you ever ask yourself why these guys like this girl, or any other girl over you? Because you are nothing but a dirty sl*t and are disgusting in every possible way. Not to mention B*TCH ISNT EVEN LEGAL YET, and she been ran through more times than Renos nastiest hos. Nik, please help me and the rest of Reno show this girl how nasty she really is,

Was getting on the counter really necessary?- nik



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Reno’s Dirtiest Couple

April 3, 2013 Reno 90 9,291 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik meet Remo’s scummiest pair. These two think that they are gods gift two Reno. She is a porn star that has appeared on here a few times. She is Emma Musser/ Porn star Alya Marie/ Stacy from exploited college Girls. . She also dances at the Spice House and Numerous other strip clubs as Stacy. Most of the clubs will not let her dance any more because of her other money making activities. Troy Patton is her boyfriend/pimp, He walks around with a gun shoved in his pants thinking that will save him when someone decides to take all of his dope. Sooner or later he will end up shooting someone, because he waves it around like a little school kid. Emma says that he makes her feel safe. What a joke. She looses her boyfriends again and again because she catches them screwing around but doesn’t see anything wrong with screwing all of her friends boy fiends. She calls them all sluts when they complain. Almost every boyfriend has porno’s of her from the time she was 15. Now she goes to Carington College on the hopes of landing in a doctors office so she can screw her way into a sexual harassment suit.

She’s not ready for the big leagues..- nik



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Horton’s Downward Spiral

April 2, 2013 Reno 23 6,801 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this little sl*t likes to come in between other peoples relationships; she gets a sick kick out of it. This chick is crazy as hell. she was way obsessed with jager and tries to find out any information she can…even if it involves sucking some d*ck for it..she a sociopath. and cant even stay faithful in her current relationship. this c*nt looks like a snaggle-toothed horse and she thinks shes hot sh*t when in reality she is a fu*king LOSER. she feels the need to copy other peoples styles to make herself “fit in” but seriously, this bitch cant even handle having a bag over her head.. Shes that psycho crazy c*nt that you dont want to EVER have anything to do with. She loses all of her friends because shes envious of them all and just uses them and f*cks them over in the end. She couldnt even graduate highschool if she quite doing all the drugs she does. she gets so wasted she cant even stay up half the night, just blacks out and has no idea what she did . throwing up all over my friends and not even cleaning it up. what a nasty grungy hoe that needs to get her jaw realigned.

If she’s obsessed with jager she’s obsessed with bro’s.- ni



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Jesse Mitchem

April 2, 2013 Reno, San Francisco 54 7,482 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hello, Nik. This is Jesse Mitchem. He goes to the University of the Pacific/UOP dental school and has been spreading his drd for years. Not only did he prey upon his students when he was a teaching assistant, he also gave his genital herpes to multiple girls in the dorms at the University of Nevada, Reno/UNR. I’m posting this because I don’t want this fat pizza face to trick any more women that aren’t aware of his image. This overweight piece of shit is known for bragging that he fcks like a porn star. His disease certainly fits the stereotype of one, does it not? Too funny! Watch out for his acne-ridden skin that looks as bad, if not worse, than his infected dick. Trust me, his pimples are disgusting as fck when you see him in person. Don’t be fooled by the appearance of his hideous gap-toothed smile. This chubby walking drd will stop at nothing to get what he wants and will do whatever it takes to get his bump-covered cock wet. If he somehow manages to fool you despite his reputation, make sure to double bag his ugly ass face in case the first one breaks. Several girls have suffered, so I hope I saved someone from tangling with this obese mess. What do you think, Nik?



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