THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this wicked witch is dirty to the core. She is so evil that she can’t even stand herself. She has attempted to create an alter ego of a nice old lady who enjoys crafts and is morally pure. She cheats on her husband Donny with her “friend” Randy who is a customer of the legacy. Patty claims Donny wo’t fck her anymore but who could blame him? As if her outdated look and haggard appearance weren’t reason enough, this lady is compleatly nuts! She must pay her husband to stick around in order to keep up appearances just as she pays her supervisor to help keep her employed. And talk about greed, this creature of the night will go to any length to get that money. I have seen her burn so many people over the years. She will put money before anything. She cheats bartenders and fellow waitresses alike. If you pose a threat she will take you down and pretend to be a friend the entire time. This is exactly why Patty has no friends. Over time she has managed to burn everyone. Did I mention that this lady is crazy? She will smile at you one moment and bite you the next. It is time someone put this crazy old dog down!