THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, check this xouple out. They are John and Maria Schwartz. They are from Minden, NV but moved to Ventura,CA because they are loosers!! John cheats on Maria all the time and the only reason he moved down to Ventura is because his girlfriend broke up with him so he ran to be with Leather face Maria who he says he can’t stand. Maria is the worlds biggest *unt@!!! Works at target lol and thinks she is so much better than everyone. New for you Maria, your a looser! Both of their kids are Heroin addicts one is going to prison and the other has a case against her that she just caught. They blame everyone and everything for their looser kids drug habits but cant admit that maybe the problem began at home..I mean come on, both of your kids are the biggest H addicts in town. don’t you think its maybe coming from some similar issue at home? But neither John or Maria are good enough people to look at the problem, admit the truth and support and help their kids through this time they are going thru. John’s way too busy giving his everything to his little girlfriend and Maria is too busy thinking she is perfect! What a ridiculous family!