

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this crazy chick lives a freaking lie. She claims her name is Kandi Andollini, but her real name is Heather Keenon. She edits all of her pictures on Facebook to make her look skinny as crap, but in reality shes 180 lbs and ugly as shit as well as pounds of makeup caked on. She pretends she has giant toys but really wears THREE 2 INCH THICK push up bras. She also wears buttpadding to make her appear she has an *ss. She makes up this whole life about how a guy named “Matthew Cooper” beats her up and scratches her face like a freaking tiger, but really Matthew Cooper is a fake Facebook she made, and uses to make empty threats to people and talk sh*t to herself on her actual Facebook. She IS ACTUALLY the one who beats herself up and scratches her face, neck and body with her nails. She also uses eye shadow to paint on bruises on her neck. She claims to be in the marines but god knows that fat bitch could never pass fitness assessment. She brags to everyone how she’s a “sex addict” but Ray Charles and Helen Kellers baby would never F*ck that nasty snow bag. Also, this girl claims to have had over 30 abortions, some of them spaced out weeks in between. If your ever driving and almost get hit ,ran over, t-boned, tailgated or have any sort of near death experience with a Ford Focus, it was probably that crazy b*tch. This psycho b*tch is the DEFINITION OF CRAZY.