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Samantha The Pinter Burns

December 11, 2014 Richmond-BC, Surrey 18

THE DIRTY ARMY: Samantha Burns This bitch is disgusting she’s hurtin and all she cares about is drugs and booze if you got it you can have this one for cheap every drug dealer knows her because she will do anything to anyone for a line or for a shot she always seen with nasty guys that creep on girls and that’s the shit she likes she stinks she’s dirty and wears 6 layers of clothing to try and cover the smell little does she it doesn’t work you stink girl she needs to get a job or at least get paid for all the dick she sucks everyone needs to know about this bitch she will steal rob you she robs her own mom and dad that’s sad she has a son that she never looks after and spends his money on drugs stop smoking pint and close your legs

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They Think Stripping Is A Career

December 1, 2014 Richmond-BC, Vancouver 47

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, there two girls are Camille and Kay Kay. I don’t even know where to start with these two. As you can tell from their work attire, the girls are some low class strippers. And as you can see in the picture, one of them has a huge refund gap and needs to get her +2′s redone. Maybe if they had real jobs and didn’t sleep with peoples boyfriends, people might actually respect them. Keep it classy girls.

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Reilly The Rave God

November 19, 2014 Richmond, Richmond-BC 4

THE DIRTY ARMY: Reilly P. aka Ratchet Reilly is known as a *closet* Raver jk hes huge. Every raver knows who he is because he worships kid de blits. He is a god. He downs 40s of Beefeater for breakfast lunch and dinner. He is too much like God and thinks hes cool.

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Kassey Is A Loser

November 10, 2014 Richmond-BC 16

THE DIRTY ARMY: So this is Kassey Bouchard the most f*cked up boy ever. I asked him how many people he has f*cked and he told me 24. Is that a f*cking lie or not. Anyways he was dating a girl for 2 years and cheated 7 f*cking times. He hurt a girl I know so badly and lies about everything. Rumors are that he fucks his sister and has aids. I hope this fucking idiot learns to stop f*cking so many girls or hes gonna get his ass f*cking beat.

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White Rock Thieves

October 14, 2014 Richmond-BC, Surrey 12

THE DIRTY ARMY: nik these two Mexican bastards stole money from my place. Could someone give me their full names? I need to report them. Apparently, they work in the legal system.. I met then in white rock in BC, Canada. Thanks.

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Kiana Dimascio The girl who Cries wolf

September 10, 2014 Richmond-BC 47

THE DIRTY ARMY: Dear Nik…. This is Kiana big nose Dimascio… I don’t have much to say about the girl…. except that shes a total winey SLOOT! Her boyfriend constantly lies and cheats on her, instead of her simply dumping him, she cries and complains about it, they are constantly on and off (cries wolf). she has an eating disorder and cuts herself, Her wrists look like cutting boards. She sucked my dick for A dime bag and a twinkie and threw up right after. Shes a total druggy she snorts coke and shoves Ketamine up her ass, drinks red wine for breakfast and Vodka for dinner, and this girl actually thinks she can become a dentil assistant? LoL not with that grade 2 education. Tell Anthony to punch in the face again, Knock that sense back into you. Girls like this need to be swept off the street.

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Anthony Perez

September 9, 2014 Richmond-BC, Vancouver 78

THE DIRTY ARMY: Dear Nik, This is Anthony Perez, Ive about had it with this kid hurting my best friend, He needs to be stopped now! He was in a relationship with my friend for 4 years, and hes done nothing but cheat hit and lie to her, Did I mention shes wayyy way wayyy out of his lead, he has no idea what he had. Shes the most beautiful amzing young women Ive ever met. He flirts and hits on girls over the internet and trys to pick up randoms using google and facebook! Like hello have u seen your girlfriend!!!hes a fuckin loser, Ive never been so mad and disgusted in my life, Kiana u need to leave this guy and move on! hes gonna do nothing but drag you down and hurt you, and honestly hes nothing special look at him. Watch out ladies stay away from this one. Not like youd hit it anyways hes ugly as fuck.

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Richmond Sloot

August 15, 2014 Richmond-BC 59

THE DIRTY ARMY: This chick is a filthy prostitute, goes out to old mens houses and sucking dick for 20$. She has 2 kids by 2 diffrent men neither one of these men she even knows if there the father, she is 33 years old and making a career out of prostitution, but she looks like she is 40! Idk how she will keep it up much longer cause she is aging pretty rapidly! She is the biggest slut in the Richmond area! She thinks she is a model because she pays people to take her picture in only underware! She needs to grow up act her age and quit prostituting, she claims just got married in vegas to the biggest dead beat dad of all time! She has no morals this stupid old hag goes around spreding her legs for a line of pepsi and if your looking for a loose vagina to fuck for a night look up. I have it on good authority that those beef curtians just flap in the wind when this ratchet slut spreads her legs. The cottage cheese on those thunder thighs jiggle like jello too.

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