THE DIRTY ARMY: Shrouded in pure darkness is an exiled barbarian warlord they call Brandyn Gertz. Feared in many Okanagan kingdoms, this savage warrior resides in the Rutland fortress of the Kelowna kingdom. His path of destruction has devastated many neighbouring kingdoms. He spares no mortal men and rapes their beloved elven wives and daughters. He takes a beautiful innocent woman from every village that he burns to the ground as a sex slave trophy. He is no stranger to the ale and even goes to battle piss drunk as a dirty orc. He is such a powerful leader that he charges all of the businesses in his homeland a protection tax. Undefeated in battle he is a slayer of vikings, spartans, orcs, frost-trolls, pterydactals, wizards, leprechauns, ogres, and even minotaurs. Some even say that his power comes from the mythical Ogopogo’s blood which he drank after he raped and slayed it, and raped it’s corpse. If you stumble upon this barbarion, run or feel the cold steel of his battle-axe.
Black n milds, the poor mans weapon.- nik