Richmond-BC | Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities - Part 4

Would You With This Raven

April 26, 2013 Richmond, Richmond-BC, Would You? 59

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this fat ass thinks she runs Richmond. Dude, I know why you only stop in Richmond once every couple of years. We have chicks like this who are considered hot. In every other picture on her Facebook she’s doing the retarded looking duck face. I know I’m wasting my time asking you, but would you? By the way bad ass book

Answer: No, she has no knees and he shorts appear to be stuck on.

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The Mystical Gertz

April 16, 2013 Richmond-BC 13

THE DIRTY ARMY: Shrouded in pure darkness is an exiled barbarian warlord they call Brandyn Gertz. Feared in many Okanagan kingdoms, this savage warrior resides in the Rutland fortress of the Kelowna kingdom. His path of destruction has devastated many neighbouring kingdoms. He spares no mortal men and rapes their beloved elven wives and daughters. He takes a beautiful innocent woman from every village that he burns to the ground as a sex slave trophy. He is no stranger to the ale and even goes to battle piss drunk as a dirty orc. He is such a powerful leader that he charges all of the businesses in his homeland a protection tax. Undefeated in battle he is a slayer of vikings, spartans, orcs, frost-trolls, pterydactals, wizards, leprechauns, ogres, and even minotaurs. Some even say that his power comes from the mythical Ogopogo’s blood which he drank after he raped and slayed it, and raped it’s corpse. If you stumble upon this barbarion, run or feel the cold steel of his battle-axe.

Black n milds, the poor mans weapon.- nik

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Married Lying Greasy Douchebag

March 8, 2013 Richmond-BC, Vancouver 9

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik his name Is Jeff Heaslip. He goes onto dating sites or Facebook claiming to be separated from his wife when hes not. Jeff pretends to be looking for someone to start a new life with and promises women the world but NEVER delivers just one heartbreaking lie and excuse after another. He has a good job but is a broke cheap ass fck that even borrows money off the women hes cheating with. Gets them to bend over backwards for him always using a new line even going as far as giving rings renting houses and spending Christmas together to show hes trustworthy and honest.The guy even lied about his grama for fck sakes to cover up his bullshit how low can you get. The kicker is he’s an ugly little asshole with really nothing to offer anyone but his ugly bitter wife. Regardless Jeff thinks hes such a big tough man and something special for sure(you should see his truck clearly overcompensating for something )He convinces women to change there life so they can be together and them leaves them high and dry at the first sign his wife catching on and getting involved. Jeff even uses children and family to suck you in further into his make believe fantasy land. Jeff swears up and down he hates his wife can t stand her and there done so that you ll stick around just a little bit longer cause according to him your the women of his dreams. Jeff has two little girls at home and a wife that knows hes a cheater. How dirty is that. She takes it so she can sit on her fat ass and have him pay for everything. A seriously nasty women who has no respect for herself or others her name is Jen. Thats prob why he chooses the sweetest most trusting pretty women for his victims cause he wants someone nothing like her. SO BEWARE THIS IS ONE GREESY LYING HURTFUL UGLY LITTLE RIG PIG OF A MAN. If you can even call him a man.

Noone seems to care for their children these days.  Bunch of cable box kids.- nik

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Hide Your Children

March 1, 2013 Richmond-BC, Vancouver 15

THE DIRTY ARMY: nik meet Daniel Fly-high Chika this motherfcker is a internet predator he gets young girls to send him naked pics then exposes them on facebook…the last girl was only 16 and he posted a very dirty pic on fb cuz she hung up on him..someone needs to stop him before we have another amanda todd on our hands, we all wished we could have saved that poor girl we can save this girl!! i have also called the cops to let them know about the child porn he is putting out there please help let parents know to keep your kids off line scum bags like this are all over

What’s with those angle tricks…makes me think he’s for the gays.- nik

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Benjamin Bowden jailbait

February 1, 2013 Richmond-BC, Surrey 3

THE DIRTY ARMY: ok listen to this nik this man is pure trash he is mentally sick actually saw him walking down the street once yelling at the sky fuck this life he hangs around downtown watches young girls all day and he is 43 he needs to grow up and get out of the 70′s already what’s your opion

Bondage?? is that what that pic means.- nik

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The Mole With No Morals

November 7, 2012 Richmond, Richmond- CA, Richmond-BC, VCU 51

THE DIRTY ARMY: Melina Keranovic is the dirtiest, most ratched skank whore youll ever meet. Bitch jumps on eveything with a kurac (dick). Shes got no morals, and then trys to act like shes your friend. No bitch, no one likes you. She sucks more then a fcking hover. Avoid at all costs, this drd infested shit rag.

Remove the wig and she’d look identical to that dude in Lord of The Rings, the ranger dude.- nik

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Manipulative Compulsive Surrey Boy

October 22, 2012 Richmond-BC, Surrey 37

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Damien Carlsen is one of the biggest scumbags on the planet. He may seem like a very nice, shy person but really deep down inside hes the lowest pig I know. He has the urge to screw anything that walks with big tits. Poor hygiene, a huge bush, and the most disgusting skinny and weak body. He dated this girl for 3 years. Within those three years he beat her and treated her with no respect. Hes a jealous prick that doesn’t deserve anything. He’s also been known to hurt other girls he’s dated and forcing them into having sex with his disgusting self. This pig has to whack it at least 8 times a day and still cant get enough. He spreads rumors about his ex’s to make himself look and feel better. I have never heard the truth come of that disgusting mouth. People need to know about him, before he hurts someone else again.

Metal in and around the mouth are for gregs.  I decided.- nik

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Jamar’s A Creep

October 15, 2012 Richmond, Richmond-BC, Vancouver 48

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik In case you don’t know, this piece of shit’s name is Jamar Dunham a.k.a ‘Jay’. I probably don’t even need to explain why I am blasting this fool, just look at his pictures! He is one of the grimiest people I have ever met in my life! He spends 99.9% of his time mooching off of everyone he knows to maintain his drunk. He can be found at any trashy bar in Chesterfield, ‘club’ in Richmond, or house party filled with girls between the ages of 13 and 19. He has several ‘main girlfriends’ that support his drinking habit since he has never had a job for more than a week (probably because they receive his criminal background check). If he cannot get one of his pathetic girlfriends to buy him alcohol, he steals from his friends, family, and even strangers that he manipulates when he goes out. The saddest part about this douche bag is that he has an infant daughter who he rarely ever sees (unless he’s begged), supports financially, or takes care of. The only time he has thought about his daughter is when he was getting her name tattooed on his ugly ass face! Jamar’s daily routine consists of him getting obnoxiously drunk and going around trying to find someone to ‘rap battle’ him. He thinks he can ‘flow’, but the only reason people are laughing at what he says, is because it is garbage! He’s such an ugly piece of shit, and the only way he can ever get laid is by taking advantage of drunk-underage girls (and boys, he doesn’t discriminate). I am truly surprised he is not already on the Dirty. I feel it is my duty as a citizen to warn all girls and guys in Richmond of this drd-infested bum that is constantly lurking the streets looking for any orifice to shove his blistered dick into.

I love how he’s trying to ‘floss’ with an empty bottle of crown…- nik

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