Cactus Shadows High School Vice President Knows How To Party
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, the Cactus Shadows High S...
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Dirty Army Sloot
Posted in Richmond | March 17th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Jessica is her name Screwin anythin & everythin in her way is her game!! Nasty sl*t screwed every dude I dated while we were friends & said that they werent right 4 me if they were screwin her & it was her way of protecting me. Dumb A$$ C*NT… oh on top of it all she thinks shes gods gift 2 men & thinks she is hot as hell! She was at Ft. Lewis she might be in Virginia now?!?! Who knos she leaves a trail of STDS where ever she goes.
Not only does she have fat fingers and a long curvy beak but she shouldn’t ever wear white in a photograph, bad bad choice.- nik
Father Trout Runs RVA
Posted in Cougars, Richmond, The Dirty, VCU | March 16th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this 70+ year old trout has been parading around Richmond clubs for the past year. He seems to acknowledge that we are lacking in the young ladies in the Cap City. Instead he gropes and dances all over his 60+ year old BBW hottie girlfriend. He says screw Ed Farty, the dude is constantly decked out in up and coming designer clothing. Will you be able to keep up when you’re his age?
Talk about end-life crisis. Gramps is rocking the fo-hawk and Assliction shirt… he must be MMA for sure.- nik
Nik I Have An Important Question
Posted in Night Rider, Richmond, The Dirty | March 11th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, where is the dirty celeb I made famous?
She is hiding in Richmond Virginia somewhere!! DIRTY ARMY, we need more intel on Night Rider.- nik
Extreme Cake Face
Posted in Richmond | February 25th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is Megan. she thinks she is extreme hot sh*t. she gets with any guy that will do her, she even sleeps with friends boyfriends! nasty sloot.
What a beautiful eyebrow stroke she has.- nik
Charlottesville Has A Lot To Offer
Posted in Richmond, University Of Virginia | February 23rd, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, these dirty girls think they run Charlottesville. The noodle mix (april m) thinks she is a model, and that her sh*t don’t stink. She f*cked her best friends boyfriend, and then tried to deny it. Her and her little gang of gremlins like to go to Richmond and DC clubs, and act like they own the place. Asides from the mac forcefield all these b*tches slap on their face every morning, they all wear extensions that came from the dollar tree. So please put these stupid b*tches on blast. with love, charlottesville.
They all look like Jersey chasers to me.- nik
Mardi Gras Madness
Posted in Richmond, Xavier | February 17th, 2010THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik I don’t know this guy’s name, just that he’s from Virginia Beach and that his first Mardi Gras would probably be a lot more fun if he got some better friends. After he puked all over in front of our bathroom and passed out in one of our chairs the people he was with abandoned him to go party at Lee Circle. He woke up about an hour later looking very confused and pathetic. …Always remember kids, no matter how well your vacation is going, drinking an entire bottle of Jim Beam by yourself is never a good idea..
That’s embarrassing.- nik
Snookie Visits Virginia
Posted in Richmond, The Dirty, Virginia Tech | February 16th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, as you can see, Virginia Beach was visited by Snooki from the Jersey shore over Valentines Day weekend. Peabodys nightclub hosted a Jersey Shore themed party and what a mess that was. It was all beat chicks, guys slathered in rub on tans and hicks. Snooki’s visit was the most exciting news Virginia has had since Pharell, it was on the news and everything.
It is really sad to say this, but Snooki is actually better looking than all the random Virginia girls. Look at all those monsters… plus, I heard Snooki’s rate is going down hill. She will go anywhere for $2k. I hope she is saving her money and not wasting it on spray tans.- nik
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Richmond Finest
Posted in Richmond | January 26th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, 39 years old drama queen. lives at home with mommy and daddy. file clerk at a law firm..stating she has her paralegal degree in 4 weeks, with honors. has H*RPES of the mouth and the vagina AND DOES NOT TELL THE GUYS SHE HAS SEX WITH. Told my best friend after that had sex. And 4 month later I had a party and he came around and she showed up and he 100% believes that she druged him with all her crazy meds and he woke up the next day in a hotel with her…he is going crazy…PUT THIS B*TCH ON BLAST!!!!! She needs to be stopped.
So she’s mentally insane and has herpes? Sounds like she’s an amazing catch.- nik
New Tranny
Posted in Richmond | January 22nd, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik.. look at this parade of five heads and is that a new tranny manny? I think i see a greg tucked away. This girl thinks shes so hott, please say otherwise. Pick her apart Nik!
How big is this giant and why does its hair peacock like that…The sad part is this is probably a girl, and she probably out drinks and takes advantage of the guys shes with.- nik
Caption Of The Day
Posted in Caption of the Day, Richmond, The Dirty | January 18th, 2010
DIRTY ARMY, here is your beautiful picture for “Caption of the Day”.
Tonight On Wife Swap? Please be funny and not racist.
Winner of this Caption of the Day wins a DIRTY ARMY Shirt guy or girl!
Last Caption (Click Here) Winner: Persian D Bag
Finally a d*ck Leper can feel.
