THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I found this picture of Snooki with Lisa Opie. What is the story behind this?  Lisa is sure as hell looking soooo good these days.

They should swap Deena out for her (decent face on a heavy body).- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, one person you will regret meeting is Maxwell Sellers. He is the dirtiest, most disgusting guy you will ever meet! He sleeps with all these guys, but yet he acts like he is all innocent and is the perfect little Christian boy that his tries to play off as. Dont think that if you get close to him, that you will have a chance in hell with him! He thinks relationships are just a joke and not worth the time, instead he will cheat on you and lie to you, non-stop, making you think that he just has a difficult life, when he doesnt! Dont believe a single word that comes from his mouth. He is a man-sl*t, and deserves to be punished for his existence as a human being, a gay one at that, he brings a terrible name to the gay name! The worst thing is he lies to his parents, and little does he know lying is a sin, but he should know that, but this little Christian boy doesnt know a thing about it.

How can you claim your a perfect christian and be forgy?

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this guy is a player (or thinks he is) he uses the fact that he is a doctor to try and score with chicks at clubs.  These girls are just out trying to have fun but he rushes up on them talking mad sh*t. He will keep trying to get with them even when they keep turning him down.  Once his begging finally works on a girl afterwards he uses lame excuses for why he can’t talk to them period any more.  He is 31 too and I think its pathetic to act like some high school horny boy! To ditch a girl right after? He is a typical man wh*re who prays on really nice “good girls” who just happen to fall for bs talk after hearing it over & over I guess it wears them down a little who knows but girls watch for creeps like this.  One girl who never dates or even has time for it or even really go outs much, was approached by this douche in the club “Off the Hookah” some how after a few run-ins with this dude became involved with him.  After talking for several weeks & his game spitting paying off he finally got what he wanted then her fears came true and was used, she tried hard to avoid this usual player game but he knew how to manipulate her, guess he is a real smooth guy.  Get a heart and a life dude!

Sounds more like a Predator than a Doctor.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, I’m a huge fan of your site and have a “Would you”. This is Miranda Harrison she’s from Richmond, VA but attends Marshall University. She’s one of the most beautiful women I have ever seen. She’s a beauty queen studying theater. She has a beautiful face, and a nice body. So would you?

Answer: No, her face is overweight.

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, finally got my +2′s.  Tell me what you think.  PS,  these pics are 2 days post op. Can’t wait for them to drop and be perfect, my doctor knows what the hell he is doing.

**Nik, so far only 2 doctors are in your Top Gun program. Dr. Martin in Scottsdale and Dr. Hochstein in Miami, you have over 450 emails you can’t even reply to because you have no doctor in that area.  Chicago, Dallas, Seattle, Portland, Atlanta, New York, Tampa Bay, Denver, Hollywood and Orange County you have not found any worthy doctors yet.  This young ladies doctor has to qualify, that is true art, reminds me of Michael Angelo.- JV

JV, plastic surgeons are a dime a dozen… I am looking for artists that can create erections by visual glance. These look like they are going to drop well. Ladies if you want to refer certain artists to my Top Gun program please email me Nik@NikRichie.com (before and afters help the process).- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I saw your recent post of Lisa Opie, here’s some more photos, enjoy.  I mean this girl is incredible, I find her so sexy its not even funny.  This is a girl I would wife up in a heart beat.

What a bust. These pictures suck.- nik

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Leeza Zain. She thinks she is an up-and-coming model.  Her goal is to be a Victoria Secret angel. She is a pre law student at JMU and is moving to Florida to study and NOVA next year to pursue her modeling career. She won the miss swimsuit contest and is titled miss quaker steak and lube. She wears her sash in public like she is someone important. Would you? Apparently she is smart an beautiful. What more could a guy want, right?

Answer: No, she will never be a VS model and has gross dark pigmentation down below (doesn’t look maintained).

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Joann. Her mom, Willene, had an affair with a man named Ova. Willene left Joann’s dad to marry Ova. A year later, Joann had an affair with Ova’s son, Donnie. Joann left her husband to marry Donnie. Joann even tried to get her daughter involved with Donnie’s son. Her daughter won’t have anything to do with her because of her infidelity and attempt to prostitiute her.  Crazy ass story right?

Looks like they still rock cargo shorts in Richmond, Virginia.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Andrew Ranni. I work with this annoying D**chebag every morning. He will literally hit on any chick that walks in the door. I cant stand this guys voice either, it’s so raspy it sounds like he’s been gagging on the greg all day/night. On top of being a complete loser his only goals in life are to work at Tim Hortons and play video games. Him and his roommates talk about it all morning at work. (example: Skyrim this, Skyrim that. My response? get a f*cking life, or a girlfriend perhaps?) Everytime I work with him I want to hang myself, or drink the cleaning products in the back. I don’t see this dude ever getting laid or even going anywhere in life. His favourite pastimes aside from vid games and serving coffee are creeping any girls he sees in real life or on the internet. This guy seriously thinks hes top shit at work when really NOBODY likes him or his stupid voice. He’s always late, too. (probably up late masturbating and/or sucking penis) He really deserves to get blasted so he can see just how far being a greasy nerd can get you. Knowing this guy internet fame will probably boost his ego if anything, but maybe knowing how people view him will knock him down a notch.

A unibrow and missing teeth…#Winner.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, we all know you love blondes… obviously you married a hot ass one.  Anyway, I’m sure you think here in Richmond we have no hotties, but Nik don’t forget this is the home of Night Rider.  Here is a smoking hot, young and sexy brunette for you.  I have to ask Nik, would you?

Answer: She is cute for a normal looking chick. I need more intel if I am going to take one for the team. Strange from Richmond does not sound sexy to me.