THE DIRTY ARMY: Meet BRAD KIRK DEAN (left). Richmod’s biggest pill popping degenerate. Brad is richmonds biggest loser. He prides himself on being a gangster…..nice try buddy. this broke ass monkey cant hold a job longer than 2 weeks. he jumps from job to job just long enough for him to steal enough customer credit card information. he is a cke sniffing, oxy popping junkie. he put himself in to a methodone clinic to get help but it was only an excuse for him to double dose on oxys and methodone at the same time. all his money is spent on coke and pills. this guy has so many haters, that even his own friends and ex girlfriend robbed him. he had to sell his car to pay for his drug habbits. he runs his mouth like he owns a set of balls, but the only thing he owns is a hugo boss track suit he bought 5 years ago and rocks it on a daily basis like its running out of style. i dont think he got the memo. boss called, they said stop wearing the suit brad, your making then look bad.

Is he wearing his jacket like a cape…what a d-bag.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik This goof right here is the number one jail hoe! She’ll be “dating” one guy in jail while dating another guy on the outs only for the soul purpose to live off them. She does crystal mth and ghb and thinks she’s is the shit and so secretive about her manipulative personality to get what she wants. She will say what ever sounds goods so you fall in love with her and support her while her number one man sits in jail. She is constantly getting jail calls from all these different inmates flirting and hoeing it up. She had this one guy so in love and when her other man gets out of jail kicked him to the curb like trash for her jail boyfriend to move in then when this guy went back to jail she was watching his house and was fcking at least 12 different guys on the daily, got pregnate and had a miscarriage cause of the amount of drugs she uses. She’s fake, loose, and used up!

I’d imagine she wears a lot of spandex lined pants with a belly like that.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this dumbass will spray your face with saliva at any given moment. Bring an umbrella when you plan on having a conversation with him. He’s fallen in love with some black slut who doesn’t know what the fck she’s doing with her life. He claims to love her but in reality, he loves the idea of actually getting laid. This is the only guy who will actually do duck lips while taking a picture with another man. He will try having a romantic moment when he’s with you, regardless of your gender. I’m sure he’s a bisexual or some shit. Oh, and he also wears magnetic earrings from Daiso. If you ever go clubbing in downtown, he’s the fcker wearing full white. We want the news, not the weather, Jamal!

Is one of his car rules ‘no shirts’.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, DA strong for about 4 years all the way from Virginia!  Just wanted to say I just pre ordered your book Sex, Lies and TheDirty off amazon and even tho I have to wait awhile to get it its worth the wait!  Loved you on Couples Therapy.  I was so excited when I heard you’d be on there and we definitely saw a whole different side of you, you made me cry on the season finale.  Shayne has an amazing body! Can’t wait to read your book and hear about old dirty celebs and get to know the other side of you more!!!

The book took a lot of hard work… I had to let go of everyones personal feelings to make it as authentic as possible.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Aaron Coleman is a preppy asshole who thinks he’s the shit, when in reality he’s a loser. He likes to brag about girls he’s been with, but in reality he’s never even kissed a girl. He’s a douchebag. He talked to me for over a year and never told his preppy friends about it cause he was too embarrassed. He thinks he’s too good for everybody, when he’s really just a dick who’s fake and has no idea what the fck he wants. He’s a pssy – and he completely deserves this.

Put some pants on.- nik