THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik This girl, “Megan Mayhem”. has her own facebook “modeling page”, and has the most entitled attitude. first of all, she’s “modeling” in Roanoke, Virginia. she’s too skinny, has terrible poses, and uses the same face in EVERY picture! not to mention, she’s a fcking psycho who smokes meth. she goes from Roanoke, to Myrtle Beach, to VA Beach, partying doing “modeling shoots”. so, i’ve got to ask, this girl thinks she is such hot shit-would you?

Answer: No, other then her arms she’s built like a man, her ankles also look like wrists.

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this girl is nasty, she’s a backstabbing b*tch, she drinks, smokes, and sleeps with the majority of the guys in her school, and she likes to steal peoples boyfriends, she moved to Delaware because everyone ganged up on her and she got scared and dropped out of school for her seventh grade year.. pathetic right?! She attempts to look like snooki on a daily basis, and did I forget to mention SHE’S ONLY THIRTEEN. Nik, what do you think about this girl?

I think she will try to get pregnant on purpose for MTV auditions. I hope her parents (if she has any) sees this. She NEEDS TO BE GROUNDED until the age of 16 or at least wear heavy sweaters.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so here’s a good one. So the fat Asian chick in these pictures (the one who looks a lot like Jabba the hut)her name is Jacquelyn Noey. She calls herself Jae No probably do to the fact that she is such a big fan of that sh*tty t.v. show that she likes to watch while stuffing her fat face. Well joke on me don’t know what I was thinking but I dated this girl for a year and introduced her to the rave/club scene. What a mistake that was. She told me when we first met that she is quite the sloot. She also told me that she wanted to quit her job driving a taxi to become a drug dealer. That did not quite work out seeing as though she just does all the drugs. When we met she was a metal head & a punk. Now she is a metal head, punk, wannabe raver, wannabe hippie that doesnt know where she belongs. She hangs out this skin heads dont see how that makes any sens but yes she hangs out in the richmond skinhead scene and she is asian. She slept with my best friend while we were still together. Even though she has that huge spare tire around her waist she swears she is losing weight because she is getting closer to 200 lbs. She is a drug dealing taxi driver that drives for Napoleon taxi in Richmond. Who smokes about a halof ounce of weed every 2 days during her work week. She and her friends got very addicted to Bath salts hard for a while. she con’d an insurtance agency out of money after getting hit in her taxi and did not get hurt. Then she went to college for about a week just to collect the check. Now she thinks she is some type of rave queen bee and needs to be squashed. So when you see this girl hanging outside of her favorite bar Wonderland in downtown Richmond or driving her yaxi jeep for Napoleon holla JAE “NO WAY”.

Girls who don’t know where they belong spread their legs easily.  Fact.- nik