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Your Richmond Hottie And Snooki

January 31, 2012 Richmond, The Dirty 9 5,289 Views

Your Richmond Hottie and Snooki

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I found this picture of Snooki with Lisa Opie. What is the story behind this?  Lisa is sure as hell looking soooo good these days.

They should swap Deena out for her (decent face on a heavy body).- nik



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Meet Max Sellers

January 25, 2012 Richmond 0 9,170 Views

Max Sellers

Max Sellers

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, one person you will regret meeting is Maxwell Sellers. He is the dirtiest, most disgusting guy you will ever meet! He sleeps with all these guys, but yet he acts like he is all innocent and is the perfect little Christian boy that his tries to play off as. Dont think that if you get close to him, that you will have a chance in hell with him! He thinks relationships are just a joke and not worth the time, instead he will cheat on you and lie to you, non-stop, making you think that he just has a difficult life, when he doesnt! Dont believe a single word that comes from his mouth. He is a man-sl*t, and deserves to be punished for his existence as a human being, a gay one at that, he brings a terrible name to the gay name! The worst thing is he lies to his parents, and little does he know lying is a sin, but he should know that, but this little Christian boy doesnt know a thing about it.

How can you claim your a perfect christian and be forgy?



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Doctor Bob Needs To Get A Heart

January 19, 2012 Dirty Predator, Richmond, The Dirty 28 5,272 Views

Doctor Bob

Doctor Bob

Doctor Bob

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this guy is a player (or thinks he is) he uses the fact that he is a doctor to try and score with chicks at clubs.  These girls are just out trying to have fun but he rushes up on them talking mad sh*t. He will keep trying to get with them even when they keep turning him down.  Once his begging finally works on a girl afterwards he uses lame excuses for why he can’t talk to them period any more.  He is 31 too and I think its pathetic to act like some high school horny boy! To ditch a girl right after? He is a typical man wh*re who prays on really nice “good girls” who just happen to fall for bs talk after hearing it over & over I guess it wears them down a little who knows but girls watch for creeps like this.  One girl who never dates or even has time for it or even really go outs much, was approached by this douche in the club “Off the Hookah” some how after a few run-ins with this dude became involved with him.  After talking for several weeks & his game spitting paying off he finally got what he wanted then her fears came true and was used, she tried hard to avoid this usual player game but he knew how to manipulate her, guess he is a real smooth guy.  Get a heart and a life dude!

Sounds more like a Predator than a Doctor.- nik



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One Of The Prettiest Girls I Have Ever Seen

January 19, 2012 Marshall University, Richmond, The Dirty, Would You? 15 1 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, I’m a huge fan of your site and have a “Would you”. This is Miranda Harrison she’s from Richmond, VA but attends Marshall University. She’s one of the most beautiful women I have ever seen. She’s a beauty queen studying theater. She has a beautiful face, and a nice body. So would you?

Answer: No, her face is overweight.



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Finally Got My +2′s

January 10, 2012 Richmond, The Dirty 0 7,708 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, finally got my +2′s.  Tell me what you think.  PS,  these pics are 2 days post op. Can’t wait for them to drop and be perfect, my doctor knows what the hell he is doing.

**Nik, so far only 2 doctors are in your Top Gun program. Dr. Martin in Scottsdale and Dr. Hochstein in Miami, you have over 450 emails you can’t even reply to because you have no doctor in that area.  Chicago, Dallas, Seattle, Portland, Atlanta, New York, Tampa Bay, Denver, Hollywood and Orange County you have not found any worthy doctors yet.  This young ladies doctor has to qualify, that is true art, reminds me of Michael Angelo.- JV

JV, plastic surgeons are a dime a dozen… I am looking for artists that can create erections by visual glance. These look like they are going to drop well. Ladies if you want to refer certain artists to my Top Gun program please email me [email protected] (before and afters help the process).- nik



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Your Richmond Hottie

January 3, 2012 Richmond, The Dirty 10 6,459 Views

your richmond girl-more photos

your richmond girl-more photos

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I saw your recent post of Lisa Opie, here’s some more photos, enjoy.  I mean this girl is incredible, I find her so sexy its not even funny.  This is a girl I would wife up in a heart beat.

What a bust. These pictures suck.- nik

ALSO SEE:  Would You With Richmond Hottie Lisa Opie



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