THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this dumbass will spray your face with saliva at any given moment. Bring an umbrella when you plan on having a conversation with him. He’s fallen in love with some black slut who doesn’t know what the fck she’s doing with her life. He claims to love her but in reality, he loves the idea of actually getting laid. This is the only guy who will actually do duck lips while taking a picture with another man. He will try having a romantic moment when he’s with you, regardless of your gender. I’m sure he’s a bisexual or some shit. Oh, and he also wears magnetic earrings from Daiso. If you ever go clubbing in downtown, he’s the fcker wearing full white. We want the news, not the weather, Jamal!
Is one of his car rules ‘no shirts’.- nik