Dumb and Dumber

December 11, 2012 Richmond 0


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this dumbass will spray your face with saliva at any given moment. Bring an umbrella when you plan on having a conversation with him. He’s fallen in love with some black slut who doesn’t know what the fck she’s doing with her life. He claims to love her but in reality, he loves the idea of actually getting laid. This is the only guy who will actually do duck lips while taking a picture with another man. He will try having a romantic moment when he’s with you, regardless of your gender. I’m sure he’s a bisexual or some shit. Oh, and he also wears magnetic earrings from Daiso. If you ever go clubbing in downtown, he’s the fcker wearing full white. We want the news, not the weather, Jamal!

Is one of his car rules ‘no shirts’.- nik

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I Can’t Wait To Read Your Book

December 7, 2012 Richmond 2

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, DA strong for about 4 years all the way from Virginia!  Just wanted to say I just pre ordered your book Sex, Lies and TheDirty off amazon and even tho I have to wait awhile to get it its worth the wait!  Loved you on Couples Therapy.  I was so excited when I heard you’d be on there and we definitely saw a whole different side of you, you made me cry on the season finale.  Shayne has an amazing body! Can’t wait to read your book and hear about old dirty celebs and get to know the other side of you more!!!

The book took a lot of hard work… I had to let go of everyones personal feelings to make it as authentic as possible.- nik

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Aaron Coleman

December 3, 2012 Richmond, Virginia Tech 3

THE DIRTY ARMY: Aaron Coleman is a preppy asshole who thinks he’s the shit, when in reality he’s a loser. He likes to brag about girls he’s been with, but in reality he’s never even kissed a girl. He’s a douchebag. He talked to me for over a year and never told his preppy friends about it cause he was too embarrassed. He thinks he’s too good for everybody, when he’s really just a dick who’s fake and has no idea what the fck he wants. He’s a pssy – and he completely deserves this.

Put some pants on.- nik

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Dirty Diana

November 27, 2012 Cougars, Richmond 5

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik , this dirty deadbeat mother Diana Burns is from Richmond BC . She has 5 kids all with different guys because she’s a dirty slut not to mention a nasty cougar . She has horrible parenting skills , she can’t even put food on the table for her kids because shes too busy having more with other guys , nor can she feed her own fat ass because she’s too busy sending nudes to men of all ages . This bitch shouldn’t even be allowed to have kids and women if you’re reading this , keep guard of your husbands around this woman .

Rock paper scissors, or switch?- nik

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The Mole With No Morals

November 7, 2012 Richmond, Richmond- CA, Richmond-BC, VCU 51

THE DIRTY ARMY: Melina Keranovic is the dirtiest, most ratched skank whore youll ever meet. Bitch jumps on eveything with a kurac (dick). Shes got no morals, and then trys to act like shes your friend. No bitch, no one likes you. She sucks more then a fcking hover. Avoid at all costs, this drd infested shit rag.

Remove the wig and she’d look identical to that dude in Lord of The Rings, the ranger dude.- nik

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Fat Skeezer Vanessa

October 25, 2012 Richmond, Virginia Tech 0

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is a whore named Vanessa Cashmere Newman (facebook name) we use to be bestfriends UNTIL she backstabbed me. She faked like she was pregnant not once but TWICE she made a fake sonogram and she said she got an abortion both times then admitted to me it was a lie! Our friend died and while he was in the casket she was saying how she wish could have fucked him one last time and how sexy he looked in a casket and she wishes she could have cut his dick off and saved it. Sick right? She has herpes and she lost her virginity to her cousin and fcked TWO more of her cousins. She’s fully black but claims shes mixed. She’s a crazy bitch ADD her on fb and talk sooo much shit!!

I guess when you don’t know how to photoshop rubbing your mirror in water is the next best thing.- nik

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Jamar’s A Creep

October 15, 2012 Richmond, Richmond-BC, Vancouver 48

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik In case you don’t know, this piece of shit’s name is Jamar Dunham a.k.a ‘Jay’. I probably don’t even need to explain why I am blasting this fool, just look at his pictures! He is one of the grimiest people I have ever met in my life! He spends 99.9% of his time mooching off of everyone he knows to maintain his drunk. He can be found at any trashy bar in Chesterfield, ‘club’ in Richmond, or house party filled with girls between the ages of 13 and 19. He has several ‘main girlfriends’ that support his drinking habit since he has never had a job for more than a week (probably because they receive his criminal background check). If he cannot get one of his pathetic girlfriends to buy him alcohol, he steals from his friends, family, and even strangers that he manipulates when he goes out. The saddest part about this douche bag is that he has an infant daughter who he rarely ever sees (unless he’s begged), supports financially, or takes care of. The only time he has thought about his daughter is when he was getting her name tattooed on his ugly ass face! Jamar’s daily routine consists of him getting obnoxiously drunk and going around trying to find someone to ‘rap battle’ him. He thinks he can ‘flow’, but the only reason people are laughing at what he says, is because it is garbage! He’s such an ugly piece of shit, and the only way he can ever get laid is by taking advantage of drunk-underage girls (and boys, he doesn’t discriminate). I am truly surprised he is not already on the Dirty. I feel it is my duty as a citizen to warn all girls and guys in Richmond of this drd-infested bum that is constantly lurking the streets looking for any orifice to shove his blistered dick into.

I love how he’s trying to ‘floss’ with an empty bottle of crown…- nik

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Taking It To A New Level In Richmond

October 10, 2012 Richmond, Richmond-BC 48

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik About a year ago this girl left her boyfriend for one of his best friends. She has hooked up with over 20 guys. Most times she hooks up before knowing there names! She lives in Richmond she uses guys to get things, purses phones etc Not to mention her boyfriend is the fugliest kid there is he smokes crck is on house arrest. You just say her name in Richmond and you get the word slut as her definition. How she isn’t on here is remarkable. She’s the worst cause she has the nerve to Call all the other girls sluts! Which makes it the funniest. She hooked up with her sisters ex for Christ sakes She doesn’t leave one guy till another is on the other line. She had sex with 2 guys in one night before. And she is the biggest liar there is. The type that even though you have her red handed will try to act like your crazy! She deserves to be a permanent member of this website.

This post is gunna weigh down her photoshop finger (if ya know what I mean).- nik

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