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Wayne Rinker

August 7, 2014 Manhattan, New York, Rochester 0

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, please put Wayne Rinker on blast. He has a habit of browsing Craig’s List for trannies and wasting time. He’s also married and was busted by his idiot wife. This dude is a jerk and tried to use his company credit card to buy condoms and the card was of course declined.

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I’m Surprised This Case Didn’t Get National Attention

July 24, 2013 Rochester, The Dirty 203

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I am sick and tired of the media sensationalizing the race components of the Trayvon Martin case. In response to the question, “What if Trayvon were white and Zimmerman were black” I urge you to look up the case of Roderick Scott. He was a 42 year old black male that shot a 17 year old unarmed white teenager for breaking into cars on his street. Mr. Scott was the size of an NFL linebacker, and shot a scrawny white boy.  This got no media attention, so wanted to show this example so people are aware.

Everything is Black vs. White these days. We are going backwards… FYI- Roderick Scott was found not guilty in 2009.- nik

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Creepster Galore

January 29, 2013 Jersey, Manhattan, NC State, Rochester 0

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, you have to get the word out on this guy! He works at Wegman’s Grocery in Rocherster, NY and is a major predator! He is so dirty the way that he tries to hit on little girls all the time. I work with him and I’ve seen him in the store getting phone numbers from girls that are 15! He offers to get them cigarettes from work and alcohol. He also talks about how he has the DRD and hope all those little skanks get it. Nik, you have to get this out asap! He’s a danger to everyone!

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Cortland Sloot

December 6, 2012 New York, Rochester 13

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this chick amanda is the biggest, most disgusting walking std. The girls 18 and has a body count of at least 29 (last I knew). shes cheated on every bf shes had- my best friend recentlyy being one of them. not to mention from what I hear she has a complete roast beef vagina. and she calls herself a “model”. help me put this her on blast please?

I hope she washed her hands after that.- nik

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Dirty Lawyer Busted With A Porta Potty

November 29, 2012 Manhattan, Rochester 0

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, check out this trout lawyer from Rochester, NY. I can’t believe nobody has submitted this guy yet. James Doyle was busted a few months back for being passed out drunk with a port a potty on a thruway rest stop. Turns out the port a potty was on the show Wife Swap a few years back. Her name is Alicia Guastaferro and her orangeness still can’t cover up her busted face. You think this trout could do better for her $500 “service fee”. Step up your game Jimmy.  Click here to read full article. 

Old news buddy.- nik

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Where Do I Go From Here

November 7, 2012 Rochester, The Dirty 55

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I have been a Dirty fan for quite some time. A couple years ago I was at a low and wrote to you for advice. I ended up not following what you said and you told me I was a “lost cause”. I went about my life with a slightly bruised ego for quite some time, not understanding your answer or the negative response readers posted. Last year I almost died in a car accident. Three months of bed rest gave me a lot of time to think about life. I left my loser boyfriend of 3 years (the accident was his fault and he barely saw me after), my friends had forgotten me, and I was depending on my parents for every aspect fo life since I had a broken femur. This is when your response made sense. Living life anything less than to its fullest is a waste of my time. We are all blessed and need to stop focusing on the negative. As of now I bartend, go to school full time, I am single, 21, and attractive. My question is where do I go from here? I feel like I am at a turning point. I want to transfer to a different college and live in a flourishing city. I was wondering if you had any advice for me since I am no longer a lost cause!?

San Diego.- nik

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My Crush On Boobsquatch Is Bigger Than Her +2s

October 6, 2012 BoobSquatch, Newport, Rochester, The Dirty 54

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, love the fact you introduced us to the amazing BoobSquatch.  I don’t know why but for some reason I have the biggest crush on her.  To me the girl in perfect, blonde, beautiful eyes and those amazing +2′s.  I know they are way too big for her or any girl but that is how I like it.  I just want to put my face in those things and make sweet love to them with my Greg.  With her BF being such a douchebag, do you think they will be together for a long time?

Anything is possible if you have money.- nik

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Janky Josh

June 15, 2012 Manhattan, Rochester 5




THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, MEET THIS LIL B*TCH. He goes by the name Josua, he is the grimmest mother f8cker around. He plays girl after girl. HE DESERVES TO BE ON THIS WEBSITE! He thinks he is gods gift to earth, when really he is the scum of the earth. All is does is smoke smoke smoke. COOL LIFE BRO. REALITY CHECK — your nothing but a BRO and your GOING NOWHERE*** so stop spitting game and playing girls, your a skinny lil b*tch. YOU’RE OBSESSED WITH YOURSELF, you LOVE DRAMA, you’re a little b*tch. YOU HAVE NO GAME AND YOUR PATHETIC. Guys like you deserve to be put on blast. NIK, please put this low life from ROCHESTER NEW YORK ON BLAST.

Guys who wear shirts with their name on it pull no chicks.  That’s why he’s not pictured with a single one.- nik

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