She Was Sleeping Around On Me The Whole 4 Years
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Jessica T, she was ...
Posted in The Dirty, Vancouver, Would You?The Dirty Rollins College
Oodles And Noodles
Posted in Rollins College | April 30th, 2009
THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, I think this was a Raman noodle party or something like that…all I know is you couldn’t pay me enough to get into that nasty pool. You know your a dirty girl when you bathe in noodles, I hope they took a long shower after this or that no poor soul went down on these sl*ts.
Maybe we should set this up for Jaden and Kaden.- nik
Floridas Trash
Posted in Miami, Rollins College, South Florida | April 29th, 2009
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik could you please put this grimey b*tch in her place. She thinks she’s super hot and that no one is better than her. Although she’s got thunders and a glorious gut to go along with that hotter than everyone attitude. She will do anything and I mean anything male, female, dog, cat, RR, timberfake, etc. She has two kids who she’s not quite sure who the father is. So she tries guessing and putting them off on whoever she feels like. Getting married but still wants to f*ck anything that will pay attention to her oh and did I mention she’s pregnant but that ain’t stopping this lovely lady from sitting on other d*ck. She’s Floridas finest. So I guess my question to you Nik is would you? Cause I know I wouldn’t not even with a full body condom.
Answer: No, her hair is painted on.- nik
Call Me W
Posted in FSU, Florida Gators, Jacksonville, Rollins College, University Of Central Florida | April 16th, 2009
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik- This guy only refers to himself as W. If you try and call him by his real name, he won’t even respond. He thinks he’s on the same level as other one name wonders . . . but in reality, he’s just a major creeper who trolls South Florida for boys. Nik you have to put this creeper on blast, at least to make sure no other boys fall victim.
I’m guessing he likes to stop and smell the flowers, and bask in his homo glory.- nik
Sorority H*es
Posted in Rollins College | April 2nd, 2009
THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik these are some sorority h*es. The tall one on the left Tina wears as little clothing as possible all the time she thinks she is some super model. These sisters have a ‘no boys’ policy at their dorm so you will find most of them sleeping on the floor in some guys room or in some randoms bed. These b*tches think they run things they will come too parties change it to the gay music they like and drink all your booze, this would be fine if people actually wanted to look at them or liked them.
I haven’t seen a hot sorority girl in years. Dirty Army Please submit one or I’ll get Burrito to shut down the Greek system.- nik
Dorms Don’t Give You Much Privacy
Posted in MSU, Michigan State, Mississippi State, Montana State, Navy, Notre Dame, Ohio, Ohio State, Oklahoma, Oklahoma State, Ole Miss, Penn State, Pitt, Purdue, Rollins College, Southern Illinois University | March 25th, 2009This must be the dorm room version of a rape shower.
Red Cup Army
Posted in Rollins College | March 24th, 2009
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, What do you think?
Good work on the Cup, not so good on the chick. Now if we could get some hot chicks from Rollins College.- nik
Everyone Beware Of The Token Black Friend
Posted in Alabama, Anchorage, Appalachian State, Auburn, BYU, Baltimore, Butler, Charlotte, Clemson, Davidson, Delaware, Drake, Duke, East Carolina University, Hamptons, Harvard, Ibiza, Indiana, Iowa, Jackson, LSU, MSU, Marquette, Marshall University, Miami Of Ohio, Michigan, Michigan State, Minnesota, Mississippi State, Montana State, NC State, Notre Dame, Ohio, Ohio State, Ohio University, Oklahoma, Oklahoma State, Ole Miss, Oregon State, Penn State, Pitt, Purdue, Rollins College, Rutgers, Southern Illinois University | March 20th, 2009He’s the total token black friend who makes a complete ass out of himself.- nik
College Song
Posted in Kansas State, MSU, Marquette, Marshall University, Maryland, Miami Of Ohio, Michigan, Michigan State, Minnesota, Mississippi State, Montana State, NC State, Nebraska, Notre Dame, Ohio, Ohio State, Ohio University, Oklahoma, Oklahoma State, Ole Miss, Penn State, Pitt, Purdue, Rollins College, Rutgers, Southern Illinois University | March 19th, 2009Someone should get this guy in touch with timbaland.
After 7 Beer Bongs…
Posted in Air Force, Alabama, Appalachian State, Auburn, BYU, Baltimore, Butler, Charlotte, Clemson, Davidson, Delaware, Drake, Duke, East Carolina University, Hamptons, Harvard, Ibiza, Indiana, Iowa, Jackson, MSU, Marquette, Marshall University, Maryland, Miami Of Ohio, Michigan, Michigan State, Mississippi State, Missouri, Montana State, NC State, Notre Dame, Ohio, Oklahoma, Oklahoma State, Ole Miss, Penn State, Pitt, Purdue, Rollins College, Rutgers, Southern Illinois University | March 18th, 2009College kids these days really need to learn how to hold their alcohol, it’s getting pathetic.- nik
Sometimes You Just Have To Go
Posted in MSU, Marshall University, Maryland, Michigan State, Minnesota, Mississippi State, Montana State, Notre Dame, Oklahoma State, Ole Miss, Penn State, Purdue, Rollins College, Southern Illinois University | March 11th, 2009This is why I never lived in the Dorms.- nik
