Droopy Eyed Walrus

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this droopy eyed “cutie” belongs on this site. According to her ex boyfriend, she sounds like a walrus being mutilated during sex. In addition to her less than appealing sex sounds, and droopy eyes, she is also mentally unstable and has two brain cells. She has orange skin, and resembles an oompa loompa. I have seen rotiseree chickens with bigger boobs than this girl. she looks like a rack of ribs. This girl is in desperate need of +2′s. if all of that isnt enough to scare you away, her fake spider eyelashes might scrape your eyeballs right out of their sockets. In conclusion, this girl is a droopy eyed, orange, oompa loompa walrus.

Tranny eyes.- nik

Dirty NoX Guy

Posted in Dirty DUI, Houston, Rollins College

Dirty NoX Guy!

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik This is David the biggest douche bag in H-town! He thinks he is the shit because he works for Exxon, and went to Rice but he is nothing but a low-life loser. He hits up Nox every weekend and tries to hook up with random girls. He knows he has an but still like it bareback. He got a DUI not to long ago and has to blow into his car to start it.. What a loser.

I bet he took a picture in front of that sign cause it was the first steak house he’s ever been too.- nik

Oodles And Noodles

Posted in Rollins College

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, I think this was a Raman noodle party or something like that…all I know is you couldn’t pay me enough to get into that nasty pool. You know your a dirty girl when you bathe in noodles, I hope they took a long shower after this or that no poor soul went down on these sl*ts.

Maybe we should set this up for Jaden and Kaden.- nik

Floridas Trash

Posted in Miami, Rollins College, South Florida

Floridas trash

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik could you please put this grimey b*tch in her place. She thinks she’s super hot and that no one is better than her. Although she’s got thunders and a glorious gut to go along with that hotter than everyone attitude. She will do anything and I mean anything male, female, dog, cat, RR, timberfake, etc. She has two kids who she’s not quite sure who the father is. So she tries guessing and putting them off on whoever she feels like. Getting married but still wants to f*ck anything that will pay attention to her oh and did I mention she’s pregnant but that ain’t stopping this lovely lady from sitting on other d*ck. She’s Floridas finest. So I guess my question to you Nik is would you? Cause I know I wouldn’t not even with a full body condom.

Answer: No, her hair is painted on.- nik

Call Me W

Posted in Florida Gators, FSU, Jacksonville, Rollins College, University Of Central Florida

Call Me W

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik- This guy only refers to himself as W. If you try and call him by his real name, he won’t even respond. He thinks he’s on the same level as other one name wonders . . . but in reality, he’s just a major creeper who trolls South Florida for boys. Nik you have to put this creeper on blast, at least to make sure no other boys fall victim.

I’m guessing he likes to stop and smell the flowers, and bask in his homo glory.- nik

Sorority H*es

Posted in Rollins College

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik these are some sorority h*es. The tall one on the left Tina wears as little clothing as possible all the time she thinks she is some super model. These sisters have a ‘no boys’ policy at their dorm so you will find most of them sleeping on the floor in some guys room or in some randoms bed. These b*tches think they run things they will come too parties change it to the gay music they like and drink all your booze, this would be fine if people actually wanted to look at them or liked them.

I haven’t seen a hot sorority girl in years. Dirty Army Please submit one or I’ll get Burrito to shut down the Greek system.- nik