THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this sl*t muff is Melissa Lockwood, she looks about 29 but is 19! She’s a complete retard who gets wasted and spreads her legs to anyone around Roseville/Sacramento. I went to school with this mess and she is one of the most fake, disgusting looking things Ive laid eyes on. I’d say she’s tipping the scale at 160 or so, with a nasty weave, capped teeth, a huge muffintop, and alien orange fake tan. Her brother is on here and is just as gross, an oxy freak who gets no ass. She thinks she’s the hottest sh*t to mankind, unfortunately this whale def has a few gifts to spread if you know what I mean.
I don’t know what you mean? She is Santa Claus?- nik
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