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Hayden Panettiere Is A Fraud

October 5, 2014 Hollywood, Roseville, The Dirty 64


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, the best part of this celebrity hacking scandal is seeing women like Hayden Panettiere acting like the common stripper. Hayden acts all high and mighty like she’s some A-list celebrity when really she is just a skeez like the rest of the bottle rats.

Don’t worry Hayden Panettiere… I deleted the good pictures.- nik

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Drake vs. Lil Wayne Concert Tour

September 16, 2014 Huntington Beach, Laguna Niguel, Mission Viejo, Newport, Roseville, Sacramento, San Clemente, San Diego, San Francisco, San Jose, SDSU, Seal Beach, The Dirty 11


The joint headlining tour marks the first time the two artists have toured together. Get your ticket now!

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Tom Dodaro The Dirty Former Fireman

April 26, 2012 Roseville 0

Tom Dodaro the Dirty Former Fireman

Tom Dodaro the Dirty Former Fireman

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Fire Inspector Thomas Dodaro has been released from his job with the city of Roseville in California for his M***etamine addiction. Which has cost him his family, wife and his kids. As well as risked public safety for all the inspections he did while under the influence. Let it be known that his mind is so twisted that he now uses sex toys on himself for his favorite hobby. Which include pocket devices, butt plugs and other battery operated things that he prefers to put in his own back door. Please expose this fraud dope fiend for the non hetrosexual he is.

Going broke turns guys gay.  Don’t go broke.- nik

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Oh Mr. Chadd

April 26, 2012 Roseville 2

Oh Mr. Chadd

Oh Mr. Chadd

Oh Mr. Chadd

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, could someone please explain to me why and how this man gets so much *ss? And why he is sleeping with fat not chubby FAT girls. I’m well aware most of them weigh more then 300 pounds but still! this is ben chadd and hes like 24. Homeless. Has a drug and alcohol problem and is on his way to being a dead beat dad from what i keep hearing i constantly see this guy out and about at parties and run into him because we have a lot of mutual friends but i think someone should give this bro a wake up call your not hot but your to good looking to be sleeping with fat girls or even associating with them get a job and maybe step up to the problems you have created in your life and others your daughter is going to grow up fatherless while your out and about killing more brain cells by the second. I know i don’t know you on a super closer personal level but we have talked and there is someone likable under all the sh*t your masking it with sincerely a fellow raver chick.

This guys still a virgin.  Chicks over 250 don’t count.- nik

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Tom Dodaro Fireman FIRED For Drug Use

April 24, 2012 Roseville 48

Tom Dodaro Fireman FIRED for Drug Use

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Roseville Fire Inspector Thomas Dodaro was fired for violating the cities no drug use policy. The fire inspector was performing various duties while under the influence of methamphetamine, such a public information officer, inspection of fire sprinkler systems for apartments and businesses throughout the placer county region in the city of Roseville. His behavior has caused the city revenues due the fact that inspections have to be redone because his work cannot be trusted and his bosses were covering for him for a long time. He is a Drug Addicted scumbag who for years manipulated his way through using people and ruining lives. Expose him for the Meth Head he is!

Gives hugs not drugs.- nik

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Christan Mccan Is A Wolf In Sheeps Clothing

January 25, 2012 Roseville 2




THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, okay where do I start. This girl is a pill popping sl*t, that can’t keep her legs closed. Her man was gone for three days, and she managed to sleep with five men. She has to be a loosey goosey.  She acts and thinks she is better than everyone else, she hides her drug use behind her material stuff. She pays to have her pictures professionally because she honestly believes she can be a model (when she is 4″10. and that she should be in movies. Her nose is horrible, does not match her face at all. She rips people off and will sleep w any guy that will give her two minutes of attention. She always talks about her career. Yet she is always broke. What do you think Nik?

More like a wolf in pigs clothing…- nik

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Sacramento Juicehead Alcoholic

November 25, 2011 Roseville, Sacramento, The Dirty 90

Sacramento Juicehead Alcoholic

Sacramento Juicehead Alcoholic

Sacramento Juicehead Alcoholic

THE DIRTY ARMY: So Nik lemme tell you about Maryon from Roseville. I don’t even know where to begin with this interesting character. He thinks he is the biggest deal in Sacramento and gods gift to women. He parties every weekend rain or shine and doesn’t go anywhere without a Stoli handle. He lives by the 3 P’s: Protein, P*ssy, and Partying! If you’re ever looking for him on a weekday, you can find him at 1 of 3 places- 24 hour fitness, California Sun, or at home doing his hair and shaving from head to toe. Listen up Maryon! There’s more to life than getting faded and partying like theres no tomorrow. Check yourself before you wreck yourself.

He needs to inject his face with fat so it matches his shoulders.- nik

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Someone Please Tell Melissa Lockwood She Is Not As Hot As She Thinks

November 23, 2011 Roseville, Sacramento, The Dirty 32

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this sl*t muff is Melissa Lockwood, she looks about 29 but is 19!  She’s a complete retard who gets wasted and spreads her legs to anyone around Roseville/Sacramento.  I went to school with this mess and she is one of the most fake, disgusting looking things Ive laid eyes on. I’d say she’s tipping the scale at 160 or so, with a nasty weave, capped teeth, a huge muffintop, and alien orange fake tan. Her brother is on here and is just as gross, an oxy freak who gets no ass.  She thinks she’s the hottest sh*t to mankind, unfortunately this whale def has a few gifts to spread if you know what I mean.

I don’t know what you mean? She is Santa Claus?- nik

ALSO SEE: Steer Clear Of These Two Sacramento Ladies

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