She Was Sleeping Around On Me The Whole 4 Years
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Jessica T, she was ...
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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik This girl Meg from Jersey has pictures of her escalating everywhere. Seems kinda cute to me but has a bit of an anorexic stomache, or maybe she just sucks it in. Need help deciding if I should get with her. Comes off cute but what do you think?
Anorexic stomach lol your nuts her gut sticks out more then her chest.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this girl on the right, Megan, goes around Jersey as if she is Hot Sh*t, exposes her little body to every known guy around Jersey. Do you think she is “Hot Sh*t” and would you?
Answer; no. She should strap on some suspenders and go yodelin.

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, is this the lost 9th housemate of MTV’s Jersey Shore? What do you think he is thinking when he looks in a mirror?
He is thinking “I don’t have enough collars“.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I caught this sittin in traffic on RT1S in Edison. A hyundai with with stick on air vents and spray painted hub caps. To top it off there was a Rutgers “R” on the trunk deck. Blast it.
I started buying those stickers and putting them on random cars. You should try it… it is fun.- nik


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, freshman beware this tall creepy dude gets completely sh*t faced on the reg and thinks its okay to walk up to any girl and be completely vulgar usually saying things like b*tch suck my d*ck and what h*es gna get on there knees tongiht his current face book status is Mat Margate R**ce freshman weekend: operation lets get p*ssy.. Hes a total fool time to be put on blast.
Sounds like he has a lot of game.- nik
We can do this if you want… Bud Light Lime! F*ck Patron!
This is in response to: He’s Calling You Out Nik, Betta Watch Out!

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I was thinking you should send out an official request to your army to begin sending in the dirt so we can see what this years freshman have to offer. Let College Season Begin???
Attention all college students, are you in a gay frat? Do you have a roommate who doesn’t shower? Do you know a new freshman who does the walk of shame as many times as they play “tonight is a good night”? The world needs to know and TheDirty.com is open for business. Studying is overrated… be my friend, it is cooler.- nik
Lets get a jump on College Season and Submit Your Dirt Here
If you don’t see your school just email me to add it. Freshman 15 for life!

DIRTY ARMY, here is your beautiful picture for “Caption of the Day”.
Gotta Go? Please be funny and not racist.
Winner of this Caption of the Day wins a DIRTY ARMY Shirt guy or girl!
Yesterdays Winner: TRIZ
Afghani Flugtag.

THE DIRTY ARMY: Saw this at Rutgersfest this weekend. =[.
Damn Jersey kids have no RESPECT!- nik

Alright, now go pay your rent before you drop your buddies’ money.- nik