Samantha Reardon Will Put A Finger Up Your Butt

September 30, 2014 Modesto, Sacramento, The Dirty 33

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so there is this so call lady, well if thats what you consider a women. She is your typical Valley girl from Modesto, her name is Samantha Reardon. Little do her parents know that she’s off spending their well earned money out in Sacramento getting hers. She claims to be a catch, far from it. She is noting but a head case and drama. She likes to sticks fingers in your but, can’t blame me, you’ve been warned!

The nose needs a little bit of work. It hooks.- nik



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Kelly Rose

September 30, 2014 Sacramento 2

THE DIRTY ARMY: This is Kelly Rose. She is a 30 year old shit talking rumor spreading two faced drug dealing stripper. Need I say more?



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209 Cutie

September 30, 2014 Sacramento 7

THE DIRTY ARMY: What do you think nik of this little cutie V. She is a stoner and has an amazing body. She’s 22 and is so sweet. She has the best weed! She is just the sexiest.



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Jessica Dirt Leg Castro

September 29, 2014 Chico State, Sacramento 10

THE DIRTY ARMY: So nik whats better than 1 dirtleg skank? Why 2 dirtleg skanks of course! Both Jessica Castro and Nicole Archibeque have been featured on the dirty in the past few years. And randomly they were hanging out together just LAST WEEK. Yes, indeed birds of a feather flock together…Yup. Jessica Castro graduated from highschool. That’s it, and that’s all this lazy, unmontivated, burnt out, 20 year old whore, will ever accomplish. Her days consist of putting on make up to take selfies on her so-called millionare, 65 trick-turned-boyfriends bed which sits on the living room floor of there luxury manufactured home. Or you might find her taking a selfie in the burnt holed, cat hair filled recliner that sits on the porch. Eating, smoking pot and cigs, and sending nudies to anyone that will reply, along with standing in line at the methadone clinic (the only exercise she gets) are the highlights of her day. And nooooo this whore didn’t fck my boyfriend but if I were you I would keep and eye out because she may be giving head to your father or grandpa behind closed doors. And…..she drives her trick-turned-boyfriends truck occasionally, unliscensed. FYI, this bitch still fucks for free and claims to have “game” but shes known to have been payed 10 dollars. So that’s an update on Jessica castro, just sayin.



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Egg Donor

September 29, 2014 Sacramento 7

THE DIRTY ARMY: nik this whore is KRISTEN BRUNO, she will sleep with anyone. She claims that she is lesbian but she keeps having babies. She is spreading chl***dia all over Sacramento so you better watch out!!! She blames it on Angelina Melendez, but really Kristen gave it to her and is spreading it like wild fire. Please don’t sleep with her, you WILL get her pregnant (all her babies are in foster homes) and you will get an drd. But if that’s your cup of Joe go for it.



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Tony Sousa

September 26, 2014 Sacramento 7

THE DIRTY ARMY: TONY SOUSA IS NOT A TRUSTWORTHY MAN. HE WAS THE PROPERTY MANAGER FOR ONE OF THE NICEST APARTMENTS IN SACRAMENTO UNTIL HE GOT FIRED IN EARLY SEPTEMBER. THIS GUY IS A LIAR, EXTREMELY SHADY, A CHEATER, A SKILLED MANIPULATOR, PHONY, MEAN, AND ON TOP OF THAT HE PRETENDS TO BE A NICE GUY WHEN IN REALITY HE IS NOT. HE IS TOTALLY FAKE. HE USES HIS TWITTER FOR WORK TO CLEAN UP A LOT OF BAD PRE-JUDGEMENTS PEOPLE GET OF HIM AND MAKES HIMSELF LOOK AS INNOCENT. MOREOVER, EVEN THOUGH HE IS UNHAPPILY MARRIED HE LOVES TO FLIRT BEHIND HIS WIFES BACK AND LOVES WOMAN WITH BIG BUTTS. I THINK HE HAS A “THING” FOR LATINAS ESP WITH EXOTIC FEATURES. HE WAS RECENTLY FIRED BC HE IS COMPLETELY CORRUPT AND DOESN’T KNOW HOW TO WORK HARD FOR THINGS AND USES HIS LOOKS TO GET AHEAD BUT IT ACTUALLY TAKES WORK WHICH IS SOMETHING HE DOESNT KNOW ABOUT! WHEN HE GOT FIRED HE RAN TO SAN ANTONIO BC HE IS THE ONLY AND SOLE PROVIDER FOR HIS DYSFUNCTIONAL FAMILY. HE IS A TOXIC MAN AND HE IS ALL ABOUT IMAGE, IMAGE, IMAGE!! THOUGH IT HAS BEEN HARD AT TIMES TO KEEP UP WITH IT HE IS ALL ABOUT IT! HE MARRIAGE IS FAKE TOO – HE DOESN’T LOVE HER AND HIS WIFE DOESNT LOVE HIM! THEY CHEAT ON EACH OTHER!! YUCK !!! HE USES APARTMENTS TO HIRE PRETTY GIRLS AND FIRES ALL THE UGLY ONES! WATCH OUT FOR THIS GUY !!!



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Playboy now has ZERO Standards

September 18, 2014 Los Angeles, Reno, Sacramento 56

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Playboy has become a joke. I came across this girl Gabrielle “Gabby” Mathers and she is probably one of the least attractive girls I have ever seen. Well, according to her she got invited to the Playboy Mansion for Halloween and is, in her mind, and Playboy model. I can’t help but roll on the floor because this girl is no where NEAR what the standards I was used to seeing in Playboy. They have really gone down hill. I mean come on just look at Gabby. WTF? Is this girl really THAT delusional? I would rate her a 3.21 on her best day. Playboy is so doomed if this is what they consider hot. What do you think Nik?



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Drake vs. Lil Wayne Concert Tour

September 16, 2014 Huntington Beach, Laguna Niguel, Mission Viejo, Newport, Roseville, Sacramento, San Clemente, San Diego, San Francisco, San Jose, SDSU, Seal Beach, The Dirty 10

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The joint headlining tour marks the first time the two artists have toured together. Get your ticket now!

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