Middle Aged Man In Search of Jailbait

August 26, 2014 Sacramento 5

THE DIRTY ARMY: Yo nik, this dude is straight whack. My 15 year old cousin has been kickin it with him, i dont know if they slept together but i know for sure they did some nasty shit. I don’t know if her knows her age and according to her he’s like 32 or something, she ain’t spoke to me since i went off on her for this. this is truly disgusting, but aye Joe, consider this the official message for you to watch your back, you dont know me but She got fam and man if I ever see you myself, I’m goin to put more craters in your face than that acne left you with. btw he’s a drummer of a local sac band. I wish were robots, ya’ll need better type of people for real. not this child chasin, crater faced, fcked up tatted, nasty fool.



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Caelah Joelle Parsons

August 26, 2014 Chico State, Sacramento 16

THE DIRTY ARMY: This one’s for you bro! My buddy told me about Caelah Joelle Parsons D.O.B. 11/4/82. Caelah has lived in Chico Ca. most of her life. She has 3 kids form 2 dads & she has HSV 1&2. Caelah has a large tattoo of black circles that represent “Scoirpio”. She was working at a Pizza place in the Chico mall last I saw her. My buddy had been in love with her since 7th Grade (almost 20 years). He knew about her super robo Slut past she convinced him that she had changed. To make a long story short, it all started out when my buddy had “hung out” with her a few times when she was house-sitting at a friend’s apartment. Then my Buddy helped her move into a new apartment on the second floor with her mom little brother & her 2 kids. She started making moves on my buddy & even convinced him to have unprotected sex with her even though she has  drd  She also told him to cum inside her, that she always loved him, wanted to get married & have kids with him. The whole time my super nice buddy was treating this girl that he knew was a total slut like a princess It turns out she was fcking a guy named Chase Chachi Moreau at the same time. She uses guys for financial gain. The last guy she was with promised to pay for an apartment for her and her kids. When he didn’t Caelah dumped him & moved in with Chase. Chase was traded for my buddy who is pretty wealthy. Last I heard she was still with Chase. However she was spotted on Tinder on 8-11-14 looking for more big dicks to infect.



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Men Watch Out For Natashja Eheler

August 24, 2014 Sacramento, The Dirty 22

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is a warning to any man out there. Natashja Eheler is a very deceitful person. This girl has accused several men of raping her and proceeded to report them after her affair has been threatened. She has even gone to the extent of convincing people that she was living in fear just to be able to get a restraining order against some of the men that she was worried would tell her husband. The man that has been providing for her and loving her. He has no idea that she has never once been faithful to him. Not even while he was serving our country in the USMC. Her Name Is Natashja Eheler and she has ruined mens lives and moves on to the next. If anything this is a shout out to everyone and hopefully you can avoid Natashja Eheler and some how avoid having your life ruined. She may look nice and innocent But dont let that fool you. She has ruined many of mens lives.

Told you Sacramento is the armpit of California.- nik



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Persian Trash

August 22, 2014 Sacramento 9

THE DIRTY ARMY: Kiarash Yadyasar:This little piece of shit is a wife beating, lying, thief who should go back to Iran before he gets beat down again. This boy broke his wifes nose, then skipped out on his probation because he was too busy using meth. He lives every day to do drugs. When he doesnt get his way, he hits his wife. He starts fights with his wife just so he can go fck this girl named Lena, who he has known since she was barely 15. He got caught at folsom lake with this bitch sucking him off and caught a sexual offender case for it 5 years ago. Then off and on for the last 5 years, hes been using this girl Lena as a sex slave, and he treats her like shit. But she’s a piece of shit too because she cheats on her current fiance with this dude all the time! This guy has no regard for anything or anybody but himself. He lives with his Mommy in Fair Oaks, unless he finds a vulnerable woman to leech off of. He hooked his wife when she was grieving the death of her child from a year prior. Now shes facing an eviction because of this guys dangerous behavior and drug use. A REAL CLASSY GUY. Not even! He is dangerous, and should be avoided by any woman with children.



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Shylah Bailey

August 21, 2014 Sacramento 9

THE DIRTY ARMY: Here is Shylah Bailey. Her**ne addict extraordinaire! If you have a cock and heroine, she will suck you off to get high. She falls asleep at random places, she is always so high. Can’t keep her head up because she’s always gone. Watch out for her on the streets while she’s driving, she likes to fall asleep at the wheel. She’s basically a worthless human being, not contributing to society what so ever. Sh’s 22 years old but so haggard. Poor thing thinks she can get by on her looks (which aren’t that amazing) but the way things are headed she’s going to look 50 at 30 (if she lives that long) Looks fade and she has zero personality. Only air and drugs in that head of hers. I kinda feel bad for her mom, to have such a ratchet for a daughter. She’ll sleep with anything that has a cock and drugs. It’s sad. Wake up Shylah, before you OD and are a distant memory. Her poor mom has, had to call people to take her to the hospital on numerous occasions- because she gets so high she becomes unresponsive. She shoots up so much that it takes her hours to find a vein to shoot up some more. She thinks she is Gods gift to men….Girl your a skinny drug addict that needs a lot of makeup- your not that special. Make room for people who are actually worth something. Do your mom a favor before you OD and are gone. Oh and don’t get me started on her annoying voice… She is immature. She thinks that just because she fucks older men she is mature… Fck her now before she’s gone!!!! She’s cheap, and smells like tuna crotch.



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I Don’t Know What To Do

August 19, 2014 Sacramento, The Dirty 459

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this girl here Kylie Cole was taken advantage of at a house party by a guy, but she doesn’t want to go to the police because she has known this guy for a long time as her friend. What should I do go to the police for her or tell her parents about it.

Thoughts?- nik



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NorCal Sloot

August 19, 2014 Sacramento 11

THE DIRTY ARMY: : Nik, this is Hailey king. She’s a slooty scum that pretends to be the greatest mom in the world but ain’t.She didn’t even know who her baby daddy was fit her first kid until she was born and tried to start a family with him and he kicked her to the curb no surprise. She talks hela shit on her baby daddys and there new gfs and posts dumb home wrecker shit on facebook everyday. She cheats on dudes all the time and wonders why it happens to her. KARMAS A BITCH !She talks shit on her “best friend” all the time saying she’s fat and 300lbs she’s rude and hopeless .she bitches on facebook being a whiny bitch about hparents even though they help her out with her children unlike some of us and how she hates when people show they’re love for they’re bf/gfs when she does it. Oh Her pssy stinks and has been ran through more than a football field probably by the football field.she says every guy she’s been with has a small dick will maybe it’s just youre pssy like throwing a hotdog down a hallway or something



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Sarah Goodrow

August 19, 2014 Sacramento, San Jose 7

THE DIRTY ARMY: Lets just take a moment to appreciate this girls courage and self confidence. See ladies ? Doesn’t matter if you got a bulging stomach and no ass with some chicken legs! Wear that bathing suit! Why save up for a nose job? Let that honker shine on fact wear an out dated ” rockabilly” look so it pops out even more. Hahaha oh man. Making goodhoe famous I think this is number 4/5? Thanks brit for starting the haters club of this tall can drinking nasty snatchhoodrat . Lets all keep it going! Cera goodhoe , sara goodrow , sarah goodrow aka cera goodhoe .. love it



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