THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Watch out for the 20 year old Joesph (Joey) Hood. This little man has his sights set for little girls, the best thing about high school girls is he keeps gettin older but they all stay the same age. He walks around sports suits that are to big for his tiny 14 year old boy sized body, like a child playing in daddys clothes, he longs to be a big man but his short man syndrome seems to get in the way; as well as gives him an attitude. He talks big about how he could take down anyone, even if they’re 3 times his size, but the truth is that his constant video game play, laziness and 15 year old girlfriend has placed him in his own land of “fictional reality” This little mammas boy could barley take down the mountains of ants that parade through his garbage pail of a room in his mommies house. He’ll never stop talking about how awesome he is and about all the girls he could potentially get with, even though every girl he’s ever asked out has turned him down with the exception of the one that pitied him and the 15 year old chubby virgin whore. Why get with someone your own age when you can have a fake high school girlfriend who will give up her virginity after a weeks time? Although he believes he can get with any girl he wants, since he was told that by a 15 yr old virgin, if youre female I wouldn’t suggest it. This child lives with, who he calls, his mommy, has no job, and very little intelligence; you must let him win at everything or he may get angry and through a tantrum including throwing things, hitting you and all, as well as calling all of your ideas, thoughts, and favorite things all stupid and retarded . If you are crazy enough to get with this psychopath be prepared for him to cry in front of you numerous amounts of times, especially on those, very common, nights when he needs to be taken care of because he’s blackout drunk. Don’t you be too emotional though, and don’t cry in front of him, acting like too much of a woman turns this little boy off for he already acts like enough of a female for the both of you. Make sure not to make any gay jokes at him either for he is overly sensitive because he is still unsure about his sexuality. Most of all don’t ever trust him, for he is always looking for a younger version. You leave him alone and he will go screw a minor and then blame it on how drunk he was off that one beer, then try to convince you that youre the untrustworthy one. Watch out for this 20 year old mammas boy slore stalking around the high schools, his tiny body blends in so well, he’ll use you like a kleenex, jizz in you then throw you away; then he’ll go find some other minor to fuck on his ex-girlfriends mattress. He’s an insensitive a**hole, a dirty little butt-muncher.
I bet he’s got a mean video game collection.- nik