THE DIRTY ARMY: hello, my name is Ron reeves. I have my own painting business here in paradise CA. I would like you to know that I actively use meth on and off the job, while consuming massive amounts of alcohol. I do extremely shitty work. and I am guaranteed to bring the value of your home down. also do not leave any windows open around me as I am notorious for being a peeping pervert.. when I am done fucking up your house and taking your hard earned money, I ussualy like to end my day by getting drunk, smoking my meth pipe, and dragging my wife through the yard by her hair. all while my two innocent daughters watch and cry. then I go try to fck the neighbors daughter Natalie. whom also happens TO BE MY NANNY. if you see me around town, or on facebook, be sure to let me know what I am doing wrong in life. an. oh also hire me @ “a touch of color” for all your home ruining needs! have a nice day!! and if you happen to be a filthy nanny, please call because I would love to try and “hire” you.