Friday 24th May 2013,
Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities

Tiffany Schneider

May 10, 2013 Dirty DUI, Sacramento 8 6,074 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik This girl is hella foolish, she goes around dating other girls boyfriend because she can’t find one of her own. She offers to suck their cocks for money, and she begs people to help her out all the time even though she continues to get multiple DUIs. If you don’t believe me look her up on[]x all you have to do is type her name in. She walks around like shes all sweet and innocent, but she is a dumb ass whore who wears too much makeup, but can’t even afford her own DUI habits. No wonder she can’t take care of her daughter and, she is following in the footsteps of her m*th addicted mother who also just got arrested. No wonder she has hella Failure to appear’s on her record because her broke ass can’t get a car. But I’m sure she will give you a happy ending at Miya Day Spa on stockt[] with all the other hookers. She is a user and abuser that any body needs to be aware of… that’s why I had to put her ass on blast.

Thats good news for the taxi service..assuming they barter.- nik



+ Submit More Info 8 Comments

Tiffanie Gattrell

May 7, 2013 Sacramento 177 7,288 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Check out this bitch. She is so dirty even she thinks her “cancer cells” aka *** and her nasty abscesses should be called out. What kind of dumbass posts that kind of personal info on Facebook? She is a major home wrecker to. She just tried to steals my girl’s hubby but he dumped her like the trash she is. She can’t grasp the fact the guy wants the clean wifey and not the dirty dirt bag drd stripper. Ha ha. Also look who got a DUI on her birthday lol, she got it leaving the bar. Stupid bitch doesn’t even have a license and now does not have a car but she did get a DUI. What goes around comes around. Hey, man face, your red hair is ugly, your H** is gross and your raging staph infection is not attractive. Stop trying to take men who don’t want you and go find rehab and Jesus and do something about your issues. Can you believe this thing is raising a little girl to be effed up like her? She is a stripper by choice cause she’s too ugly to wife up and too crazy to be spoiled by anyone. She dates drug addicts and she is one. Yay Sacramento, right?



+ Submit More Info 177 Comments

POF Gold Digger

May 7, 2013 Dirty Predator, Sacramento 29 5,376 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik This is Jason Lindquist from sacramento ca. I met him on POF(plenty of fish) dating site.I dated him for a year or atleast i though i was to find out all the weird things that didnt make sence was because he uses women off these dating sites to get everything he wants.He tells this dating site in his profile hes into god hes laid back and sweet and doesnt like drama.wellll he is the drama let ladies know thats a red flag when a guy says he doesnt like drama its because he is the drama.Anyways he will play you like a fiddle for your money and convince you and tell you anything you want to hear as hes telling all these women off POF the same thing.So any one that tries to get online to date at POF be ware of a man named JASON LINDQUIST u will get played for money and your vagina!!

Male gold diggers are either coug chasers or boy lovers.  I’m going with the latter.- nik



+ Submit More Info 29 Comments

What’s That Smell

May 7, 2013 Sacramento 7 10,009 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, my god I had to finally post this dirty skank. This is KRISTIN SMITH who is a hair stylist for Super Cuts in Tracy, CA. She is seriously the biggest ho in the Pleasanton area stretched all the way to the Stockton area. Every two weeks (seriously) there is a new guy on her Facebook who she is dating/screwing. She has the same lines over and over about these guys who don’t last and the only one who approves is her mother! She was once caught saying that she slept with a black guy just to see if the rumor (wink wink) is true. Here is the worst part: Every guy I have talked to about this ho has said that her pussy stank so bad that they nearly threw up — even after a shower! Tell me, Nik, what is that smell?

Are those doors regulation size or what.- nik



+ Submit More Info 7 Comments

Sac Town Pass Around

May 6, 2013 Sacramento 43 8,452 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: HERE WE HAVE A REAL WINNER ERIKA PRINGLE She goes around sleeping with every tattoo artist in town to get free tattoos. She was with my cousin recently and did him dirty and from being in the same scene every time I see her shes sloppy drunk. Shes known for raunchy deep throating and swallowing every poser tattoo douche she meets. As you can tell from her pooch and flap jack titties she’s had multiple late term abortions and all those darker tattoos are coverups of guy names upwards of 5 different ones. My cousins not the best in the west but this ho tried to pull one over on him and was trying to find a goof troop wanna be to pay all her legal bills for this car accident she just had and she did. Was still fcking my cousin as she hooked this lame in. Her alcoholic ass totalled her car into 2 other ones on April 19 in south sac. She severely hurt the others in both cars and has multiple felony charges like 2 duis with accident injury and hit and run. My cousins been in and out of jail and he was there for her but wasn’t going to lie and say nothings going to happen to her. She couldn’t take that and saw how much this is gonna cost so went on her way to hook some lame to pay for everything. The hos own friends gave him info the hole time cus they hate her. Besides for fucking every punk tattoo guy in town her ex’s consist of a heroin addict with one leg who got them jumped and then they snitched. A method head who beat her so bad she was in the hospital for months and the next 20 are basically the same including my cousin but at least he grew up in the hood and isn’t a poser. Oh and its common knowledge he has herpes and she obviosley did not care. SO SHE MIGHT BE AN EASY LAY IF YOU HAVE TATTOOS, BUT SHE HAS MORE DRAMA AND BAGGAGE THEN ANYONE IN SACRAMENTO!!! I WOULDNT THINK A SLUT LIKE HER IS WORTH ALL YOUR MONEY SHELL BLEED FROM YOU, THE DRAMA WITH MULTIPLE GROUPS YOULL BE FLUNG INTO THE MIDDLE OF AND THE HEALTH OF YOUR PENIS BOYS!!!! AND THIS IS JUST A TASTE OF THE DRAMA AND SCUMBAG SHIT SHE DOES!!!

Stuffing your hand down your pants doesn’t give u an ass, especially if we can see the point of entry.- nik



+ Submit More Info 43 Comments

Crazy Brian

April 30, 2013 Sacramento 13 7,439 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: I met this guy, Brian Hallaeur on Plenty of Fish; a free dating website. He SEEMED really nice and a “cool” guy and I went on 1 real date with him and wasn’t realy sure about him so I saw him again but this time with my cousin and her boyfriend. They liked him and thught he was nice. He kissed me that night, and I felt nothing. We’d had plans the next day but I told him I didn’t know if I would be able to because my babysitter was sick. I ended up not being able to see him the next day and I let him know that. So I ended up going to the movies with my daughter and brother and some of his friends and checked in on FB. He saw it and flipped out and wrote me a nasty message. After I explained what happened and that I wasn’t ready to introduce my daughter to him, he wanted to continue to date me. I did not and I told him in the nicest way possible and he was persistant, saying I won’t find a better man and he won’t find a better woman. When I didnt respond, he continued to contact me, saying he put a “Black Magic Spell” on me and I’ll figure it out over the next few months-few years! CRAZY!!

Its not his jet ski.  I decided.- nik



+ Submit More Info 13 Comments