THE DIRTY ARMY: We always see this Sloor around town at bars like Alley Katz trying to give away her nasty seal-burping vag to anyone dumb enough to take it. Smells like cat pee and rotten tuna. Pretty positive she’s positive for a couple drds. Our dude got some nastiness after a night with her and he doesn’t sleep around (she banged him in the bathroom, lol). She’s always getting wasted and riding her dumbass bike drunk down the street, we saw her bust her ass a few times. She carries on about being evil and dead babies. If you look online you can find all the dumb shit she posts plus her flabby pale ass. Tries to look slim by wearing all black but don’t be fooled this bitch is she-walrus. Stay away bros, she’s just another former goth with daddy issues and a stink hole you can scuba dive in. You can find her on Yelp, Instagram, and Twitter as Julia “has food standards” D. (Julia “never eat anything she touched” D.) godwascreated or juliaxe if you’re in the mood for a good laugh at a dumb bitch.