THE DIRTY ARMY: nik this Vacaville Air Force creep is Chris Smithling. This douchetard thinks he’s hot shit. Mr. Fcking Rico Suave, texting me and other random girls his awesome little bathroom selfies. He’s quite fond of his cheap beer and decent wine. Scratcher tattoos and skateboards like a twelve year old boy who still hates the world. This guy started emailing me on Facebook last spring. Always asking me to hang out. We exchanged numbers, met up a few times and hooked up in the back of his Audi a few times (drunkingly) and in his quaint little bachelor pad when his kid isn’t visiting. By the way, fix the broken window cheap ass! We slept together a few times last month when he’s gotten off of work. This whole time I’m under the impression he’s single because he’s never mentioned a gf. I started thinking something was up because he only wants me to come over at certain times. So I did a little research and come to find out he’s got a girlfriend that he’s been lying to me about, as well as the other hussies who blow him up quite regularly. He’s been blowing my phone up with cock shots and videos of him stroking it out, all to try and get me to hook up with him some more. Bro, you got a girl! Why the F are you hitting me up still when I called you out on your game?! Your girl is cute too, why screw around on her?! You don’t deserve her or any other woman for that fact! This loser needs to be put on blast so that maybe someone can warn his poor gf and so they can stay far away from this piece of trash who only proves that society’s men are all alike, unfaithful lying losers!