THE DIRTY ARMY: Ladies and gentleman let me introduce to you the fakest, the nastiest, the grimiest, the craziest goddamn bitch i have ever met. Mikeya Winddancer is a different kind of crazy, it’s as if this chick was spawned straight from the dirtiest corner of hell and shat out by some weird hybrid of a bat and a seagull into the ocean and washed up on the grimy downtown corner of chico,CA. this big bitch is one conniving mother fcker. she lures you in with a nice personality and friendly attitude and once she knows she has you in her trap she will use you up. this cow of a female will get money from you, she’ll eat your food because she’s as big as a tree, and she’ll drink your alcohol without ever pitching in. this nasty bitch will fck any and every guy because well she’s also a MEGASLUT!! It’s so gross how her and her sleezy ass friends just party all the time, do drugs, and fuck everyone in their little group. it’s like some trashy game of musical chairs the way they just bounce from one friend to the next. she gets way too drunk all the time and then bitches about how no man will treat her right, its because she’s a crazy ass bitch who instantly clings to random dudes that she meets online and fucks within three days of meeting. straight nasty as fck. Maybe if she didn’t spend so much time on her knees with different people, they would respect her. but she’s just a useless dumb as fck slut who doesn’t do anything with her life but waste it away and take advantage of others. FTB!