Sacramento | Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities - Part 4

Monica Thot Banuelos

November 5, 2014 Eugene, Portland, Sacramento 14

THE DIRTY ARMY: Monica Banuelos This thot of a mother is out in the bar every weekend with her ugly ass crew!! She has been around and it’s time someone called this skank out! She has the worst boob job I have ever seen and I feel bad for her son and her felon baby daddy! This girl runs through guys like crazy! She has the shape of a 13 year old boy those boobs need to be redone and her sleeping around is madness! She puts everyone on here so now karma is a bitch!



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Mikeya the Troll

November 4, 2014 Chico State, Sacramento 10

THE DIRTY ARMY: Ladies and gentleman let me introduce to you the fakest, the nastiest, the grimiest, the craziest goddamn bitch i have ever met. Mikeya Winddancer is a different kind of crazy, it’s as if this chick was spawned straight from the dirtiest corner of hell and shat out by some weird hybrid of a bat and a seagull into the ocean and washed up on the grimy downtown corner of chico,CA. this big bitch is one conniving mother fcker. she lures you in with a nice personality and friendly attitude and once she knows she has you in her trap she will use you up. this cow of a female will get money from you, she’ll eat your food because she’s as big as a tree, and she’ll drink your alcohol without ever pitching in. this nasty bitch will fck any and every guy because well she’s also a MEGASLUT!! It’s so gross how her and her sleezy ass friends just party all the time, do drugs, and fuck everyone in their little group. it’s like some trashy game of musical chairs the way they just bounce from one friend to the next. she gets way too drunk all the time and then bitches about how no man will treat her right, its because she’s a crazy ass bitch who instantly clings to random dudes that she meets online and fucks within three days of meeting. straight nasty as fck. Maybe if she didn’t spend so much time on her knees with different people, they would respect her. but she’s just a useless dumb as fck slut who doesn’t do anything with her life but waste it away and take advantage of others. FTB!



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Literally and Figuratively

November 4, 2014 Chico State, Sacramento 16

 

THE DIRTY ARMY: Let me just start off by saying that this bitch thinks she’s better than everyone else, that right there should be enough to avoid this troll, but hold on because there is so much more to this chick. this bitch is ridiculously nasty, she fcked some random guy who lived on her couch when her BOYFRIEND was literally in the room right next to the living room. she claims to be a hippie, you know preaching to others about healthy food choices and gives you grief about how putting processed food in your body is sooooo bad for you but yet you can catch her down at MickeyD’s stuffing her fat face as if trying to keep her double chin as flabby as possible. But hey at least she’s a great drinking buddy… if you like fat nasty drunken whores rubbing on you and drunken rambling about how her boyfriend is shitty all night. even though her boyfriend does do everything for her while she sits on her fat ass all day trolling through omegle so she can creep on unsuspecting guys and show them her nasty snatch. This poor bitch can’t even properly cheat on her boyfriend, without getting caught. I mean cheating is bad on it’s own but if you’re really gonna do it at least try to be good at it. She is also the biggest gossip in town. Everything to come out of her mouth is only meant to make others look like pieces of shit and make her look like some sort of perfect person. Meanwhile everything going in her mouth is either fatty food or trashy dick from anyone except her boyfriend’s. Poor bastard.



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Katie Hughes of Santa Rosa

November 4, 2014 Sacramento, San Francisco 10

THE DIRTY ARMY: nik this whore Katie Hughes is the biggest slut on plenty of fish dot.com . She will sleep with anything that is married or dating someone even though she has her own man. She pretends to be this sweet innocent whore but look at thet picture she and me and probably hundreds of others in the bay area . If your looking for a good time you can email Katie at**. ladies and gentlemen both need to watch out this bitch has heroes . You would think working for sutter in Rohnert park she would have been a little safer with her busted out twat. Start taking better care of your daughter and man then e everyone else’s man bitch.Nolan you should drop this bitch quick.



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Hilary Sanger the Swanger

November 3, 2014 Sacramento 21

THE DIRTY ARMY: nik this is Hilary Kate Sanger. She is the white girl scum of the Stockton/Sacramento area in NorCal. She got fired from her job cause her white “rapper” boyfriend slept with not one but TWO of her co-workers on the job and she stayed with him. Now he pimps her out on the internet under the name “CandyKatee,” so he can afford to pay his ex baby mama child support for a kid Hilary despises. She sells sex/blow job videos to buy him Jordans and pay the car payment on his Benz.. Internet pimp and prostitute disguised as a relationship. What do you say Nick.. would you?



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Fire Douchebag

October 26, 2014 Sacramento 18

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Jordan Rodriguez! The MAN WHORE OF CHICO!!! his poor girlfriend thinks he is so faithful and always Posting how great he is. He sleeps with everything that walks in Chico and is always sending snap chats and messages of his dick and everything else to any girl that will give him a attention. He uses his son in order to pick up girls and makes his girlfriend babysit while he goes out with other girls. He still has a plenty of fish account that he actively uses to get laid. He is a disgusting pig and his girlfriend needs to know before she catches something!!!



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Slutbrina McCary

October 23, 2014 Chico State, Redding, Sacramento 16

 

THE DIRTY ARMY: THIS WHORE NEEDS TO KEEP HER DAMN LEGS CLOSED AND BACK THE HELL UP OFF OTHER WOMENS MEN. THIS RETARDED JAY LENO CAVEMAN LOOKING TRAMP THINKS SHE IS A MODEL AND IS HOT SHIT. SHE HAS GOT TO BE ONE OF THE UGLIEST HOES ANYONE HAS EVER SEEN, YOU’RE NO WHERE CLOSE TO EVEN BEING CUTE HONEY SO SIT YOUR FUGLY ASS DOWN AND FIND YOUR OWN MAN. SHE TALKS SO MUCH SHIT ABOUT EVERYONE AND LOVES TO STARTS DRAMA. SHE CALLS, TEXTS, AND SNAPCHATS OTHER WOMENS MEN ALL THE TIME, SLEEPS WITH ANYONE THAT WILL GIVE HER A SECOND OF THEIR TIME, SUCKS AND FUCKS OLD MEN (10-30 YEARS OLDER) AND USES THEM ALL FOR THEIR MONEY AND WHATEVER ELSE SHE CAN GET. SHE IS EXACTLY THE SAME FCKING WHORE SHE HAS ALWAYS BEEN! SHAMELESS DISGUSTING TWO BAGGER WHORE.



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Sativa – The BadKind of 420

October 21, 2014 Sacramento 128

THE DIRTY ARMY: SATIVA ..this girl is a total rob. Lives off of [removed] but uses *** Hol***hy as her meeting place. Walks people to apt 313 (which is vacant) and “locks herself out” By this time, two goons are at the bottom of the stairs and the pasty white boy starts interfering. She’s off with the money and the goons run interference. Her response “I’ve texted and spent over an hour with you!” Apparently she’s hoping we don’t talk among ourselves in the hobby. She then said that “no judge will punish her for being a decent woman.” Not sure why she thinks decent people post in the escort section of BackPage. Stay away at all costs. Too bad too. The pics are accurate.



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