Sarah Goodrow aka Cera Goohoe

August 13, 2014 Sacramento, San Jose 20

THE DIRTY ARMY: This girl is crazy. I am warning you. Nastieststalker i have ever seen. This girl hasstalked my friend brittany for 4 years. She will lie and say brittany stalks her but that is not true. I have seen it myself. Sarah made at least 50 fake profiles writing herself to make it seem like brittany stalks her. She sucks so much dick and will not leave brittanys man alone when they only dated for like a week. She is desperate for attention. I will say she is a sloot, has all the time in the world to stalk but cant get a life. I am amused by her. Lets get the real story. Call me a rat. Idc she made a fake profile talking shit on brittany. Here i have screen shots.

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Aly Jo

August 12, 2014 Sacramento 64

THE DIRTY ARMY: Aly Puccetti works at the california state capitol and is one of the biggest and most insecure sluts in the whole world!!! she loves to fck any guy that carries a gun or badge. She got married to a marine so she could have the glory of her wedding having men dressed in there blues, along with using her wedding money to make her small DOUBLE A mosquito bites that cant even be scratched to grow to become a lopsided D CUP. She then got a divorce from her ex husband because she was already fcking another California highway patrol in the capitol, who rides a horse. But obviously she sucks in bed because he left her sooner rather then later. Her vagina is so acidic that she has to have the guy wash his genitals after they fck or what she calls fcking because there penis will burn and feel like it is burning off (can u say drd’s GALORE). Along with her vagina ac*d she also can only have sex while having her vibrator on her clit, on top of her vagina having extreme roast beef which also tells us her vagina is so stretched her vagina inside lips have to fall out the front. She thinks she is hot but her face looks like a wrinkly 50 year old decrepit women, she needs BOTOX ASAP!!! not only is she wrinkly but she is extremely extremely cater faced. she is a 50 year old with a pimples from head to toe!! YUKKK She rips every single girls style and what they do because she is so boring and lame nobody wants to hang with the REAL ALY JO THE HOE!!!

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Susanville Slootbucket

August 11, 2014 Sacramento 9

THE DIRTY ARMY: nik this is Angela, or “Buffy” as she likes to call herself. She is the biggest waste of skin in the State of California. She can be found on any given day lounging around watching Buffy the vampire slayer re-runs over and over again whilst neglecting her children. She is so damn lazy she never bothers to clean a dish or sweep and mop the floor, her house reeks like cat piss and she’s a pathological liar. She’s a fcking slut, contracted an drd while pregnant with her second child and she sure as hell didn’t get it from her husband!! She has decided it would be cool to throw her soon to be Ex husband out into the street and refuses to allow him to see his children, which speaking of she has decided to tell the kids their dad doesn’t love them. What kind of mother does this? She doesn’t work, doesn’t cook (relys on mcdonalds and cereal to feed her kids, still feeding her 3 year old jarred baby food), doesn’t clean but sure as heck doesn’t waste any time burning up hundreds of dollars she didn’t earn. She has a cosmetology license… Really? Because her appearance could’ve fooled me, I don’t know about you. She looks like a fcken Oompa Loompa with that shitty ass attempt at applying foundation. She says she looks exactly like Sarah Michelle Gellar, what an insult to poor Sarah. She is DISGUSTING, stay far FAR away from her, she’s toxic.

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Bryce Rowe

August 7, 2014 Sacramento, San Jose 10

THE DIRTY ARMY: nik this is Bryce Rowe, straight out of Turlock, CA. I’m one of many that fell into the trap of dealing with this kids bullshit for just a little too long. He acts like a child, but watch out for his daddy issues. If anything reminds him of his father telling him he isn’t a man, he’ll flip his lid! His hair line is receding and he’s not even 25. He’s a compulsive liar, and if you catch him, he’ll cry all day until you feel bad. If you don’t show any sympathy though, you might get a broke rib, just like me! He will make sob stories to new girls he meets in hopes they will let him move in with them so he can get away from his parents, who he always ends up back with anyways. He hangs out with kids 5+ years younger than him, and has had trouble in the court system for hooking up with underage girls. He loves profiles like meetme, and hash tagging all his Instagram photos to gain more popularity since he thinks he has the most “beautiful eyes.” He also loves taking pictures with babies! Ladies, don’t let him use your kid for cute photos to find his new hookup. Gross. When I started dating him he was about 140 pounds, and by the end of it he had gained nearly 50 on top of it. He buys protein powder, but doesn’t even do the right exercise, yet still thinks he’s hot. He also thinks he’s some amazing music producer. HA. Please. Oh, and for the finishing touches, he also totally contracted something infection that is related to genital warts, is too lazy to use the medication, and doesn’t know how to properly clean his uncircumcised penis. All in all, he may have pretty blue eyes and seem sweet and innocent, but he’s far from it in every possible way.

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Donald Harvey – Bathroom Boy

August 5, 2014 Sacramento, Santa Rosa 73

THE DIRTY ARMY: Donald Harvey is a self proclaimed gangster now a days. I know some of the homeboys that grew up with this homie remember his history. Sophmore year of high school this clown was caught giving Jeremy Evans head in the bathroom stall during class. Gangster Dick Blower has been denying it for the past 20 years. I think the homies would respect him more if he just admitted what 3 of us saw happen. He has a kid and gf now, so maybe it was just a phase of his gayness, but nevertheless, he’s carried the name cum lips for two decades.

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Cam Girl Ali

July 31, 2014 Sacramento 22

THE DIRTY ARMY: This girl ali will fck anyone she is a cam girl that never takes care of her kid. She fcks forgift cards and her pssy smells like fish. Tell me what you think nik.

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Needle Nazi

July 29, 2014 Sacramento 43

THE DIRTY ARMY: nik this is Paige, shes a little hoodrat who runs around Orangevale trying to get guys to give her drugs. She has no friends cuz she’s screwed everybody’s man and burnt all her bridges. You can find her wearing the white boots and bongo jeans probably talking on somebody else’s phone ( BTW Rachael is gonna put the boots to you for stealing her phone) You wanna hang around married men and text them while their asleep in bed with their wife talking about “baby im sick (out of drugs) can I have $20″ Really? You nasty dirty junkie!! Get up off that flat lazy ass and make your backpage ad!! I’m sure some baller pimp will recruit you to their stable where u can get all the smack ya want!! Have a nice day!!

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Heather D Baker Caught Red Handed

July 28, 2014 Sacramento, San Jose 25



THE DIRTY ARMY: Heather Baker is a 38 year women from merced CA. I met her one day while i was visiting my families house. she was their neighbor. next thing you know we were dating then i moved in with her. She said hauled cattle for a living but I was once married to A girl who grew up on a dairy, so i knew she was lying when she would be gone for a week and yet come home without a scent of cow on her. not possible. this continued for a year until i called her out on it. we had a blowout but she stopped \”hauling cattle\” she told me she was layed off and i asked why she doesnt draw unemployment. we argued again. then that was it. until recently we broke up and i set up a video camera in the upstairs window of my parents house. i pointed it at her front door for 3 nights and due to her kids not living with her anymore because she drinks too much, she was able to bring the johns to her home. i confronted her about that and she said she had a couple one night stands. smhhhh! you tell me what you think. on the 4th day of our breakup she was already in another relationship. this guy is 25 years old. i am 30 and when i met her she was in a relationship at the time as well, yet i was unaware. shes been fucking everyone over that loves her and she needs to be exposed. she has 4 restraining orders for 4 guys. me and the three before me that has gotten close to the truth. she will be stopped. help me out if you know anything. i believe she used to meet johns on yahoo dating site and communicate through yahoo messenger. thanks

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