Sacramento | Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities - Part 5

Samantha Kaiser

October 21, 2014 Chico State, Sacramento 16

THE DIRTY ARMY: Samantha Kaiser is a nasty prostitute.When she’s not with her baby daddy she’s out turning tricks mostly to the Arabs. She commits welfare fraud living off taxpayers dollars and making hundreds every month from hoeing. The bitch pawns her kids off on people to babysit while she is out hoeing to make a living. Working until 5 am most nights. Then sleeps all day and her one and a half year old in two and a half year old have to fend for themselves going through the pantry digging for food. Her daughter is almost 3 years old and still is not potty trained. Be careful cause she likes to hook up with her friends baby daddies. She also told me that she has HPV and has gotten chlamydia. She has head lice really bad and so do her kids and she does not take care of it just trying to spread it around. She is hella sloppy when she drinks letting anyone grind on her at the bars and make out with any guy no matter what they look like. She is always taking selfies with her nasty ass teeth and beer gut. This girl or shall I say IT needs to calm down with her UGLY self and take care of her poor kids.

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Yuba City’s Number One Ratchet

October 21, 2014 Sacramento 11

THE DIRTY ARMY: nik this is Diana Chapman, one of Yuba City’s BIGGEST sluts. And I’m not just talking about her size. She’s 35 or 36 years old and still lives of her mommy and daddy even though she’s got 3 of her own kids. All she does is drink and party. Leaves her kids with her parents and dips out all night to do drugs and party. She’s a huge slut too. She led my best friend on for months telling him how much she liked him but wanted to take things slow but the whole time she was screwing my man. I know he’s in the wrong too, I’m not saying he’s not. But the fact is not only was she one of my friends, she knew I was pregnant and that we were engaged. My fiancee and I would get in an argument and she would drive completely out of her way to pick him up. This girl is too much and finally needs to be put on blast. Always giving you a sob story about her failed marriage and how she got her tubes tied and can never have kids. But the truth is her marriage failed because she cant sit down and be a wife. She\’s gotta be drinking and driving (she crashed her car and her only means of getting her kids around) and does her sisters pain meds. She needs to stay home and raise her kids instead of being a homewrecking hoe

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Kelsey Rivera

October 20, 2014 Sacramento 26

THE DIRTY ARMY: Kelsey Rivera is your typical bum prostitute that sucks d*** for drugs and money. She gave one of my friends the cl*p. You will see her with random guys she claims is her “brothers” in LA, Tahoe, and the bay area. She has a new boyfriend every few months and immediately moves her bum ass in and mooches like a leech. She looks like Drake, and has a muscular man body. She claims shes “God’s Gift”, hence the tattoo she has blasted on her. If God intended to gift sacramento with drd infested prostitute escort drug addict, then we are doomed. She walks around with this hard thug front, but when people have had enough and confront her panics and hides. She’s all talk and aint about shit she claims. If you ever see a girl walk in who has a permanent stripper walk, dressed like a prostitute off watt ave, and looks like Drake… vacate immediately!

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Monique Sirens

October 15, 2014 Sacramento 17

THE DIRTY ARMY: nik this girl is a deity fck hooker she will steal your money call her and tell her u know her game1 . such a wannabe

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Pathetic Attention Seeking Taylor

October 14, 2014 Sacramento, The Dirty 110


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Taylor Harris. To say I feel bad for her is an understatement. She is constantly getting back together with her loser boyfriend Jeremy who constantly cheats on her and f*cks around with anyone that walks. She posts about how “in love” they are everyday and he doesn’t even admit they are together. When they go out together and she isn’t looking he will try to hit on girls and try to get their number so they can sleep with them afterwards. It’s pathetic!! How many times can you break up and get back together????  When they do breakup all she talks about is how happy she is without him but She is so desperate for attention that she posts nasty pictures of her fat ass and her face from the same damn angle on Instagram. She always posts sh*t for people to tell her how pretty she is even though she needs to remove that thing she calls a chin.  She hangs out with a whole bunch of dudes and gets so trashed she will hook up with anyone so she can feel wanted. She thinks she is gods gift to men but in reality she needs to lose like 30 pounds, get a nose and a chin job and fix her teeth.  She has f*cked over so many of my guy friends. She will text them all the same exact thing and doesn’t even realize that guys talk too. Please warn people about this white trash fake ass bitch!!!!!  NO ONE WANTS YOU TAYLOR!!!

That is not a strong ITG.- nik

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No Damsel in Distress

October 13, 2014 Sacramento 20

THE DIRTY ARMY: nik this broad is Monica Graves, she goes by the handle of Melody in her posts on Backpages, under escorts you can find her ad “Damsel in Distress”, where she asks men to help her out cuz she just lost her job and yada yada yada! The ho hasn’t had a job other than being a “Ho”. She is a skank, liar, manipulative, and a ROB! She will tell you that she is just a part time ho, set you up steal ur car and go straight to the casino. She’s an alcoholic, bag Ho, that says she’s in her 20′s but is really 30, she used to be kinda hot but the alcohol and drugs have left her fat and her face all poked up! Stay far away from her and watch ur car keys and wallet. Cuz she is a ROB!

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Justin Fleck Is A Loser

October 13, 2014 Sacramento, The Dirty 50

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this pathetic excuse for a man attacked a woman because he threw a tantrum, requiring this poor girl to be hospitalized. What man lays his hands on a woman out of a fit and runs away when their dude gets back… oh yeah a cowardly p*ssy like this guy.  Most dudes would beat your ass you’re so lucky no one has… for now.  He thinks he has intelligence but really can’t even spell.  You’re a miserable human with NO FRIENDS.  He’s a dangerous person because he lies so much he doesn’t know what is real anymore. A true psychopath. I’m so embarrassed for him, maybe he’ll stop looking like a tweaker who has been using for twenty years….

What is with the Ebola backgrounds?- nik

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Amanda Baird

October 13, 2014 Sacramento, Scottsdale 33



THE DIRTY ARMY: Meet Centerfolds stripper Amanda Baird who has a son in elementary school. This post is her wake up call. She just got this ugly tattoo in addition to taking her clothes off for money. Amanda your son is getting older and so are his peers. How would you feel if you were in high school and all your friends rubbed it in your face that they saw your mom naked? Or when he goes to college how are you going to feel when you strip and fuck his friends and they rub it in his face? Time to grow up and be a mom to your son! Get a real job and some self respect!

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