THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, this whore right here is Crystal Black. i posted about her before but I have more pictures of her actual face. She is basically a dumb whore who has slept with many guys in the sac music scene. She even gave a band member head in the bathroom at a house show. What a whore. In someone elses house!!!! She also sends nudes to people all the time and also has drd.She is famous for sleeping with people right away. She also likes to fck guys in front of her friend sheila while she is drunk. And if the guy she is fcking isnt in a band then he is best friends with someone who is. She does nothing with her life but party drink and fck. What a whore.

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hello Hookers Whores douchebags scumbags potty mouths sailor mouths friends enemies lovers haters sinners saints and *aggots. This is my good friend MIKE MALONE. And he is all of the above. I’m not here to hate on him, I’m on here to CONGRATULATE him. Hes really funny. As you can see from the photos THIS DB has a sense of humor. He friends tons of infected whores all throughout Suckramento, yeah I spelt that right. Hes had a few himself. He lies to his friends and girlfriends when he can manage to hold one that long. If you find this DB attractive you can find him hanging out at the Onyx in Hoesville. Theres alot of COOL BROS AND DUDES out there. He tried to hit on me and have me and my girlfriends do a 3some with him when it turns out he HAD a girlfriend the whole time. So Im just posting this to warn all the females out there how big of a AWESOME FUNNY DOUCHEBAG AND SCUMBAG he is. Hell make ya laugh, and hell woo you. But Enter at your own Risk.

That’s the closest he’s come to sex (bottom pic).  I decided.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I’m surprised Brittany Wilson isn’t already on here. She is one of the dirtiest girls I have ever met. Brittany gets around ALOT! I’ve heard some nasty stories about this pathetic slob, She has had sex with one of her ex roommates boyfriends, the roommate walked in on them! She has a different boyfriend every other month after she sucks them dry of money and gets bored with them. I’ve seen her kiss multiple guys at a party, no big deal to this bop, She was engaged to this guy james and was cheating on him the whole time acting hella shiesty and not long after they broke up she started fcking/dating his cousin forrest who she is still with. Talk about keeping it in the family!! This girl most likely has some diseases to go along with her dirty reputation.. Brittany karma is a bitch. Bravo for being the sluttiest crustiest homie hopper in Red Bluff!

That’s a cheap date..- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Who is simple… We call him Nasty Nick. This guy is a total tool and recentley started hooking up with a friend. He is a mooch, liar, rude, ill-mannered, theif. He has no respect for women or their friends, on top of being a racist pig. After only knowing eachother for 4 days he’s stolen from her friends, asked to borrow her car and has made her pay for everything. He is a lame drug dealer and pill popper. He is sexest and has made multiple comments about races and religions while laughing about it. In this small college of Arcata, most of the kids here are students at Humboldt State University but this guy is a local and has made the worst reputation for himself. Basically he sucks and is a giant douche-bag and deserves to get the shit kicked out of him. Girl user and Drug Abuser!!!

Judging by that room I’d say this guy is jobless.- nik