THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Iesha Davis better known as @beautidavis is sleeping around with married men for money and slept with my boyfriend.  Funny thing is that she has a boyfriend herself dating NBA’s Utah Jazz player Demarre Carroll.  She claims to be a model and only parties but never works, I guess that works for her because Demarre pays her bills and flies her to Utah every 4 weeks. Good for her but please Iesha keep your legs closed to married men. Someone please stop her.

It’s not a good look to be dating a Utah Jazz player. I feel her pain.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Breana Bowens from Utah.  The girl is smoking hot with such amazing big +2′s.  I have never really been into black girls until I came across her.  For some reason, I can’t stop thinking about how beautiful she is and how amazing ones body can be.  I know you aren’t into black girls, but still I wanted to ask you if you would with this fine specimen?

Serious question – can you be a Black Mormon? Is that even legal in SLC?- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, looks like the 3rd overall pick of the 2011 draft is scraping the bottom of the barrel already! Enes Kanter has been caught with Rosalee Ochoa, someone who has already been exposed on TheDirty. She’s pay for play and I can’t believe this guy is falling for her….Come on Man!

DK means DreamKiller for you rookies.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I was stupid for getting involved with this crazy stalker bitch. I know, a stripper that is a pathological liar and a total drama queen, I blame myself for being so naive. This is Annie, a stripper from Utah, she is known for reeling men in with her fake tits and seemingly chill personality until the medication wears off and her true crazy self comes out – she lies about health problems, her ex husband beating her, everything just to have men feel sorry for her and then she goes psycho and demands you act like a husband and take care of her and her kids. Shes 40 years old, isnt that too old to try getting men to do shit for her? ive had her call my work and freaking out when the secretary answers yet shes in vegas and on web cam sites having other losers pay for her “emergency” hospital bills aka new tits. she has completely drained me of money and sanity and just moves on to the next guy. please put this crazy bitch on blast.  Click here to see a heart.

Annie, my only advice is for you to take distance pictures (50-100 yards out)… no close ups because they show your real age. I decided.- nik