Greg Oden's Purple Crayon Exposed
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My Birthday Week- DIRTY ARMY Come Party
Posted in Dallas, Las Vegas, Newport, San Diego, The Dirty | February 8th, 2010
I am having three birthday parties this week as I get closer to my Trouthood. DIRTY ARMY roll out and help me celebrate… who knows how many years I have left?
Thursday, Feb. 11 Hardrock San Diego- 207/Rooftop
Friday, Feb. 12 Dallas Texas- Kinki Lounge
Saturday, Feb. 13 Hardrock Las Vegas- VANITY
Blondes Are More Fun
Posted in San Diego, The Dirty, Would You? | February 5th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Sonya, former runway and playboy model. She now owns a few high end tanning salons, she is really smart and super sexy… I think its time to quit trying to find a brunette cause it doesn’t seem like its going to happen anytime soon.
I know, my brunette fetish is fading fast. I am not into Sonya at all because of the dent in her jaw line right before her chin and I hate the CCCP, but she is more than welcome to come to my birthday party at the Hardrock in San Diego next Thursday (Feb. 11) and watch me celebrate my birth with hotter chicks.- nik
Drag Queen
Posted in SDSU, San Diego | February 4th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, i really need your help! This “thing” in the middle with the fake Louis Vuitton goes by the Name Brittany W!**, i see it all around town and me and my buddies are dying to know if its a man or a woman!?!?! it dresses like a woman but has all the physical features of a man! it even wears a really shitty blonde wig. I saw it danceing around on New Years and i thought i saw a bulge in its dress!!!! Nik your better at this than i am so please inform us…does this horse faced creature have a penis or a saggy bulging vagina?
I didn’t know Raccoons could be fat Shims?- nik
For The Bros
Posted in SDSU, San Diego | February 4th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik- the guy on the right Sherwin has been on here a bunch. But this is about his butt buddy Yuri with him. He tried picking up jersey shore’s “GTL” mentality thinking he can pick up more chicks. But in reality, every girl at sdsu thinks he is a total douche and a creeper…why doesnt he get it when they dont respond to his text messages? Dont be fooled by this guys facebook, he doesnt really have that many friends in real life, he lives and dies for that social networking site. He may brag about how many girls he has been with, but they are all just a bunch of barn yard animals…pigs and cows. Oh and one more thing yuri and do us all a favor, shut that big arrogant obnoxious loud mouth of yours for once..
Guys should never touch faces when they hug.- nik
Jasmine From SD
Posted in San Diego, The Dirty | February 4th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, just a quick update on Jasmyne. Wanted to let everyone know shes still a grimmy girl and the fakest b*tch in the world. She will put out to anybody that gives her attention. I dont know who the hell would sleep with this fugly. Even if you paper bagged her, she would still look like a 10 yr old boy. Oh and by the way she’s still “modeling” if thats what you want to call it…i took the liberty of posting them for commentary. she thinks that she is hot sh*t and sends nude photos of herself to guys…. sooo sad.
I hate how tattoos ruin bodies. I can’t even focus on her because all I see is the garbage drawn on her hip.- nik
GO CHARGERS
Posted in San Diego, Would You? | February 2nd, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik would you with these Chargers fan?
Answer: No, they have nothing to offer but hammer head faces and guts.
Married Trouts Cheating While In San Diego
Posted in Atlanta, San Diego, The Dirty | January 29th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so last night my friends and I were at the Shout House in downtown SD and we see these old guys with their wedding rings all all over three drunk girls, the blonde was the worst. And they had all just met, and the girls were only 21 while the guys were 60+ and from Atlanta…I hope their wives see what these business men were REALLY up to!
You are welcome first wives club of Atlanta.- nik
Jasmine From SD
Posted in San Diego, The Dirty | January 28th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, here name is Jasmine, This girl sleeps with anybody she thinks can help her in any way, she usually just gets run through by 30k’s..She makes the same kissy face in every damn picture. In her mind she is a pretty girl who shouldnt have to work..and that she just has a bunch of close friends who help her out by paying for everything. When in reality she just wh*res herself out to ‘her friends’ which is a bunch of different guys, pops a few pills to forget about the whole thing and then she just sits around all day looking in the mirror trying to make herself look skinny..rumour has it that that fat girl in one of the pics was her first gay experience.
You can tell she used to be really fat by the extra foreskin on her elbows.- nik
I’m A Bro And Can’t Ride Bikes
Posted in San Diego | January 28th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY:Nik, this guy is the epitame of a douchebag. He thinks he is a pimp but he is just a dummy with a truck that looks like a toy. Every girl that has ever dated him hates him because he thinks he is sneaky, but has the game of a 14 year old. he really believes in his heart that he is the sexy bad boy but in reality he is the douchebaggy tool that girls only enjoy dating when his mouth is shut. he is a mormon, but he raped and knocked up some chick and never talked to her again, WHILE her girlfriend cheated on her with him. he is a disgusting piece of work, and his gigantic beak produces the hugest boogs i have ever seen. please crucify this b*tt bandit.
It’s like his nose and ears are in a competition to see who can be bigger.- nik
SoCal Brunette
Posted in San Diego, The Dirty | January 28th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, 2010 is the year for brunettes so I thought you might like this girl from San Diego. Shes hot but not the sharpest tool in the shed. Shes a model.
She looks like one of those chicks you take home to mom. I wouldn’t date her because I am a Christoper Columbus fan (her face is too flat). I do have to say she is way hotter than any Monster models, which isn’t tough because those chicks are beat.- nik
