
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is Lindsey, a liar cheater and someone who can’t be trusted. Nik is it just me or is every girl who dye there hair red or pink a total nympho lying slut. They lie about everyone they sleep with or have slept with, they pretend to be the sweetest things until you find out the real truth about all the nasty dudes they have done just to do. This girl will sleep with tall, bald, medium, small, fat, old and ‘nice’ people. This girl seems to think she will never see a person she likes again so will jump on any opporuntity she gets to hop onto someone’s PI stick. Don’t waste your time with this girl or any dyed haired chicks like this..actually I guess if your a douchebag she is perfect cause you can use her and lose her, but she likes to go for the nice guys which get all p*ssy whipped over her and then she f*cks over…maybe she’s just having a p*ssy power trip, what do you think Nik?
I think she looks like road kill.- nik


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, here’s Loraine another stripper/escort druggie club rat who loves to jump on the backs of STD roided out freaks literally who love to use her. her fatass has major muffin top and she thinks shes hot and sexy. typical daddy never loved me i was raped by my uncle look at me mentality most strippers/escorts have in order for to be able to take off their clothes for strange men. she was in San Diego this past halloween with edmond the party animal and tony both of Dirty celeb AIM’s aylen leftover”papi’s” LMFAO. being a DA loyal member i was shocked to see this over the weekend in SD.
Best part about this picture, is you know he is on the phone with AIM trying to get her back. -nik


I am not understanding why the Sex Tape is is such huge news today. I told everyone about this back in the day. How good she is at masturbating and that it was too graphic to post on TheDirty.com. Hence her Dirty Celeb name Miss Good Finger. Also, I just found out that she will be on the Today Show on Tuesday probably to lie that she has never touched herself down below.
**Carrie Prejean sex tape forced ex-Miss California’s lawsuit settlement- NYDailyNews
TMZ Reports: We have more info on Carrie Prejean’s abrupt about-face during the settlement negotiations with Miss California USA lawyers — when they showed her the X-Rated version of Home Alone … starring Carrie herself. When the video started playing, Carrie’s first reaction was “that’s disgusting” … and Carrie denied it was her. Then, the camera angle changed … and panned up to her face. She was caught red-handed … so to speak. Carrie was rendered speechless and immediately began talking with her lawyer. We’re told it took about 15 seconds for Carrie to drop her $1 million dollar demand.
That is classic… Miss Good Finger is a patho liar. I decided.- nik



THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so this is Melissa, but she doesnt liked to be called that, She’d rather be called “Vivid” her rave name or stripper name i guess. Shes a little raver wh*re and party skank. Well this girl is the fakest b*tch ive ever met in my life. She treats her good friends like sh*t and lies to them and steels from them. But treats her “so called “friends like angels and is fake to them so she comes off like some sweet girl, but shes really an evil b*tch. What this girl does is manipulate people to get what she wants. Its pretty sad. She goes around f*cking every guy, to get money or clothes out of them and manipulates them into thinking she likes them when really shes f*cking like 5 other guys on the side. Most guys only like kickin it with her cause she puts out. She had/has the biggest crush and a guy that does gay porn and thinks hes hot sh*t , How cute! She thinks shes hot sh*t too but i think she looks like a really buff veiny lizard with a snobby attitude towards life. i feel bad for this girl. what do you think ?
Photoshop is for liars, and shims like her.- nik


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this fine young lady showing us her love canyon has seen more shaft than a Texas oil rigger. She works at one of San Diego’s premier night clubs, but tarnishes their reputation by hooking on the side to her vip clients. Obviously the strip club didn’t make enough money, so she switched industries and now is accepting applications for sugar daddies. Featured on her resume are everyone from door men to bus boys and bartenders to owners. The only reason I posted this pic is becasue of the unwanted house guests I received after sleeping with her. Buyer beware! Anyways, what do you think Nik
I think my whole office now smells like Taco Bell.- nik


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, got cufft and thrown in jail in our costumes..
Ok…so what did you do, did they mistake you for hookers.- nik


THE DIRTY ARMY:Nik, this boy is the definition of a manwh*re! He’s had sex with at least 12 girls in my sorority. Personally…I would NOT sleep with him!
I don’t think I’ve ever met a chick who prefers noodles.- nik


TMZ Reports: Carrie Prejean nets a big fat zero in her settlement with the folks at Miss California USA, sources tell TMZ. Carrie and the Pageant officials have settled their lawsuits against each other and the terms were confidential … until now. We’ve learned the Pageant will fork over around $100,000 for Carrie’s lawyers and publicists connected with the public battle royale. That money goes directly to her flacks and not into her bank account. We’re told Carrie personally gets zilch.
So basically Carrie paid 100K to be a nobody. You and Balloon Boy should hang out sometime.- nik
**Update TMZ Reports: Carrie Prejean demanded more than a million dollars during her settlement negotiations with Miss California USA Pageant officials — that is, until the lawyer for the Pageant showed Carrie an XXX home video of her handiwork. The video the lawyer showed Carrie is extremely graphic and has never been released publicly. We know that, because TMZ obtained the video months ago but decided not to post it because it was so racy. Let’s just say, Carrie has a promising solo career. We’re told it took about 15 seconds for Carrie to jettison her demand and essentially walk away with nothing. As we first reported, the Pageant is paying around $100,000 to her lawyers and publicist — a fraction of her bills. She pockets nothing in the settlement.
My Bad. And everyone asked me why I called you Miss Good Finger?- nik


THE DIRTY ARMY: What a pity. Nik none of his friends informed him that he was about to hook up with a dude…Didn’t stop him from staying the night though. I wonder if he just did it thinking noone would find out.
The world knows now… what is his name so we can stay clear of this San Diego gay bandit. I am coming to the conclusion that guys will hook up with anything that has +2’s on it.- nik

“Do you know who I am?” Come on bro… you live in San Diego!! Props to the chick who I thought was a dude dressed as a chick for scrapping.

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- OG Big MAC New Look
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Exclusive Image: Miss California Carrie Prejean Exposed **Update**
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The RichieRexic Plague
+2 Factor: when a chick gets a boob job it increases her value two points on a ten point scale
+2's: fake boobs
30k Milli: a guy who claims he make millions, but really only make around $30k a year and spends all his money on stuff he can't afford; a poser
6 head (5 head): when a person has a enormous forehead (measured in inches)
Affliction: a brand of clothing worn by losers
Afro-Brow: hairy eyebrows
Air biscuit: fart
Anti-petite: no way near small
Aquaf*gs: underwater f*gs
Babushka: a big giant, Harlem Globetrotter-like afro, that explodes out of the panties of a Crabby Patty when panty security has been breached
Beak: Nose like a large bird
Beat: disgustingly ugly
Bissues: b*tch with issues
Blanimal: A black animal
Blast (putting someone on blast): putting someone in the spotlight and/or exposing them; talking crap about someone
Bucket Seats: nice ass
Butterface: everything looks good, but her face
Cadirack: not easy on the eyes, an eye sore
Caker: chick who wears way too much makeup
Cannibal: a lesbian. Because they eat their own kind
Car-Tastrophe: beat looking people in a car
Ceptor head: looks good except her head
Cheesecake: real fruity guy
Chubble: problems fat people cause.
Combustible Cougar: horny for young men
Combustible face: Hazardous look
Cougar in Training (Baby Cougar): a girl who will grow up to be a Cougar because her mom is one and/or she is starting to look and act like one
Cougars: women who are 40 or older who try to be 20 (by getting plastic surgery, wearing tons of makeup, dressing like they are 20, etc) and usually date or "prey" on younger men
Cougar-Troll: an ugly cougar
Cougarville: place where cougars come from
Cougarwood: place where famous cougars go
Cougrrrr: Very ugly cougar
Count gutula: big stomach
Crabby Patty: p*ssy
Crash test dummy: a dumb friend that you can convince to do anything
Dale Boy (Dales): a guy who claims to be straight but acts like he's gay (or really is just gay)
D-Bagalicious: sensational D-bag
D-Bag: Douche bag; someone who sucks at life; a total jerk
Dirty Army: the group of people who are fans of thedirty.com
Dirty Bird: dirty/sl*tty British chick
Don: a young female gold digger looking for a new wealthy father or sugar daddy
Douchetard: douche + retard
Drag Hag: someone who hangs with drag queens
DSL's: D*ck sucking lips
Dugout Driller: aggressive gay guy
Egg Roll(s): fat Asians
F*gadocious: super gay
F*gtastic: overly gay
F*gtician: professional f*gs
Fake SGM: people who are not in the Scissor Gang Mafia but pretend to be by giving the scissor gang sign in pictures (and NIk will point out the reason why they are not cool enough to be in it)
Fanny Pack's : beat girls that have no appeal
Farm: a person's ass
Fattastrophe: group of very fat people
Fifty cake mistake: big girl who loves cake
Fifty Yarder: only looks good from fifty yards away
File You Away: putting a hot guy/girl (whatever works for ya) in your mental hard drive so you can masturbate to them later
Flesbian: Fake lesbian
Forgy: Short for, "For the gays"
Frat Rat: a girl who loves to hang out with and/or screw guys in fraternities
Freetard: a free retard
Front Grill: teeth
F*ck Trophy: baby/kid..."What bout that chick you met at the club the other night, did you hit that?" "Naw she's got a f*ck trophy."
Fugly: f*cking ugly
FUPA: a fat upper pu**y area. Men can have it too.
Gaysian: a gay Asian.
Gestappo's : those who oppose the dirty army
Gills: side fat; love-handles
Grave Diggaz: dirty nails
Grazer: chick that likes to eat a lot
Green Bay: cellulite; cottage cheese
Gregalicious: Owns a greg
Greg-Juice: self explanatory
Greg: penis; tummy stick
Helmet Special: retard
Himstitute: tranny prostitute
Hoemerican: an American hoe
Horses (or any reference to a horse, stable, the derby, races or horse names): people with huge teeth and gums that resemble those of a horse
Insurgents: non SGM perpetrator/ enemies of the army
Jack Bauer: a person with a large fore head or a twenty forehead
Jay Leno: got a big chin
Kodiak: body of a bear
Lee push up bra: from the makers of lee press on nails
Long Head Clan: horse division ( horse head)
Lotto Baby: unknown father (a lot-of people hit that)
MAC Forcefield: tons and tons of makeup that looks clown-like
Mad Monkey: extremely drunk & out of control
Mick Jagger's : Big lips
Muffin Top: when a person's side or stomach fat bubbles over their waistband because their pants are too tight, forming the shape of a muffin
Multichin: multiple chins
Multi-Gregging: Gang bang on one chick
Nominee: person with no money
Nomo's: a place where no homo's are welcome
Noodles: referring to Asian people or descent
Nostrildahmus: Huge nose pipes
Onion: nice a$$
Oscar Myer: Got a Greg
Pack of franks: fat rolls on a chicks body..."Damn! look at the pack of franks on that chic"
Paki house/hut: liquor store
Patch Adams: balding
Pearl catcher: chicks who get c*mmed on
Pebbles: an attractive, yet underage and overly sexual young girl. (aka jailbait)
Pepperidge Farm: way too old
PGM ("Pinky Gang Mafia"): the rival gang of SGM whose members show their pinky finger when having a picture taken
Pickle Smoocher: rubs the Greg
Pig Fishing: guys who are out to just f*ck anything
Pirate: gay dude. Because they like semen on their poop deck
Poon lagoon: pu**y
Prop 8: gay person who wants to get married
Prosthetic Playa: fake wanna be player
Puffydumbbell: roid user
Purple Crayon: A black man's Gregr
Raisinets: ugly nipples
Red Cup Nation: those of us who agree that only red plastic cups should be used at parties (because all other colors are stupid)
Refund Gap: the huge gap between some women's fake boobs that is so big that they should get their money back from their doctor
Ronald Mcdonalds: High arching eyebrows
RVM: red vest mafia: Valet attendant
Sevenhead: means "Yes I ride the Short Bus!"
Sewerfront: Waterfront in Scottsdale
SGM ("Scissor Gang Mafia"): people who make a scissor/backward peace sign when having their picture taken
She-Boys: Trannys
Shim: a girl who looks like a man
Shimspital: hospital for shims
Shman: female type of man
Shopping Bags: droopy boob job or +2'S
Shotgun: a slutty chick. One cock and she's ready to blow
Shougar: a girl that is a cougar and a shim
Skankaholic: addicted to or being a skank; likes skanky chicks; an alcoholic skank
Ski Jumper: big or long nose
Slant F*cker: guy who only likes f*ckin asian chicks
Slim Slow Diet: a fat person who feels it necessary to show people her body..."Sick, see that fat girl in the bikini? Oh, she is feeling good about herself since she just got on the Slim Slow Diet."
Sloon: a chick that looks like she's mixed with snake lizard and baboon
Slug: Ugly slut
Snicker Licker: White girls who only like black guys
Soldier: a member of the Dirty Army; a fan/supporter of thedirty.com
Sorostitute: a girl in a sorority that is easier than a prostitute
Sphere Job: a boob job
Spongebob: a nasty female that has a crabby patty instead of a vagina
A Stallone: a really ugly Italian chick (or any chick for that matter)
Stay Puff: juice-muscular guy obviously on roids
Stretch Armstrong: face lift too tight
Sugar butt: a gay guy
Summer Teeth: some are here, some are there
Superhighway Gap: boobs miles apart
Synchronized Sucking : what aqua f*gs do
Talons: ugly toes
Tenderfoot: gay or feminine
Thunderstorm: extremely large thighs; thunder thighs
Too Fat Shakur:2-pac fat reference
Top Romin : a person that is broke
Tranimal: animal tranny
Tranny: a girl with so much makeup caked on her face that she looks like a transvestite
Tri-Tip: she can try the tip
Troff Feeder: an obese female
Trout: an older man who dates younger women in trying to be younger or "swim upstream"
Trout Mouth: looks like a fish
Tuna Factory: chick who has nasty lookin p*ssy lips..."That chicks gotta tuna factory goin on down there."
Unbeweavable: lots of weave
WNBA: a tall female who is manly
Would You?: means "would you screw this chick?"