11.06.09

Damn Red Heads

Posted in San Diego, San Jose

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is Lindsey, a liar cheater and someone who can’t be trusted.  Nik is it just me or is every girl who dye there hair red or pink a total nympho lying slut.  They lie about everyone they sleep with or have slept with, they pretend to be the sweetest things until you find out the real truth about all the nasty dudes they have done just to do.  This girl will sleep with tall, bald, medium, small, fat, old and ‘nice’ people.  This girl seems to think she will never see a person she likes again so will jump on any opporuntity she gets to hop onto someone’s PI stick.  Don’t waste your time with this girl or any dyed haired chicks like this..actually I guess if your a douchebag she is perfect cause you can use her and lose her, but she likes to go for the nice guys which get all p*ssy whipped over her and then she f*cks over…maybe she’s just having a p*ssy power trip, what do you think Nik?

I think she looks like road kill.- nik


Nik Richie

11.06.09

AIM’s Infested Leftovers

Posted in AIM, Las Vegas, San Diego

AIM's infested leftovers w/another dirty escort stripper

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, here’s Loraine another stripper/escort druggie club rat who loves to jump on the backs of STD roided out freaks literally who love to use her. her fatass has major muffin top and she thinks shes hot and sexy. typical daddy never loved me i was raped by my uncle look at me mentality most strippers/escorts have in order for to be able to take off their clothes for strange men. she was in San Diego this past halloween with edmond the party animal and tony both of Dirty celeb AIM’s aylen  leftover”papi’s” LMFAO. being a DA loyal member i was shocked to see this over the weekend in SD.

 Best part about this picture, is you know he is on the phone with AIM trying to get her back. -nik


Nik Richie

11.05.09

**Update** Carrie Prejean To Be On The Today Show To Talk About Her Porn Career

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I am not understanding why the Sex Tape is is such huge news today.  I told everyone about this back in the day.  How good she is at masturbating and that it was too graphic to post on TheDirty.com.  Hence her Dirty Celeb name Miss Good Finger.  Also, I just found out that she will be on the Today Show on Tuesday probably to lie that she has never touched herself down below.

**Carrie Prejean sex tape forced ex-Miss California’s lawsuit settlement- NYDailyNews

TMZ Reports:  We have more info on Carrie Prejean’s abrupt about-face during the settlement negotiations with Miss California USA lawyers — when they showed her the X-Rated version of Home Alone … starring Carrie herself. When the video started playing, Carrie’s first reaction was “that’s disgusting” … and Carrie denied it was her. Then, the camera angle changed … and panned up to her face. She was caught red-handed … so to speak. Carrie was rendered speechless and immediately began talking with her lawyer. We’re told it took about 15 seconds for Carrie to drop her $1 million dollar demand.

That is classic… Miss Good Finger is a patho liar.  I decided.- nik


Nik Richie

11.04.09

SD Dirty Girl

Posted in SDSU, San Diego

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so this is Melissa, but she doesnt liked to be called that, She’d rather be called “Vivid” her rave name or stripper name i guess. Shes a little raver wh*re and party skank. Well this girl is the fakest b*tch ive ever met in my life. She treats her good friends like sh*t and lies to them and steels from them. But treats her “so called “friends like angels and is fake to them so she comes off like some sweet girl, but shes really an evil b*tch. What this girl does is manipulate people to get what she wants. Its pretty sad. She goes around f*cking every guy, to get money or clothes out of them and manipulates them into thinking she likes them when really shes f*cking like 5 other guys on the side. Most guys only like kickin it with her cause she puts out. She had/has the biggest crush and a guy that does gay porn and thinks hes hot sh*t , How cute! She thinks shes hot sh*t too but i think she looks like a really buff veiny lizard with a snobby attitude towards life. i feel bad for this girl. what do you think ?

Photoshop is for liars, and shims like her.- nik


Nik Richie

11.04.09

DNA Dumpster

Posted in San Diego

DNA Dumpster

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this fine young lady showing us her love canyon has seen more shaft than a Texas oil rigger. She works at one of San Diego’s premier night clubs, but tarnishes their reputation by hooking on the side to her vip clients. Obviously the strip club didn’t make enough money, so she switched industries and now is accepting applications for sugar daddies. Featured on her resume are everyone from door men to bus boys and bartenders to owners. The only reason I posted this pic is becasue of the unwanted house guests I received after sleeping with her. Buyer beware! Anyways, what do you think Nik

I think my whole office now smells like Taco Bell.- nik


Nik Richie

11.04.09

Sarah And Lexi

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, got cufft and thrown in jail in our costumes..

Ok…so what did you do, did they mistake you for hookers.- nik


Nik Richie

11.04.09

Man Sloot

Posted in SDSU, San Diego

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THE DIRTY ARMY:Nik, this boy is the definition of a manwh*re! He’s had sex with at least 12 girls in my sorority. Personally…I would NOT sleep with him!

I don’t think I’ve ever met a chick who prefers noodles.- nik


Nik Richie

11.04.09

**Update** Miss Good Finger Carrie Prejean Proves Why She Is An Idiot

TMZ Reports:  Carrie Prejean nets a big fat zero in her settlement with the folks at Miss California USA, sources tell TMZ. Carrie and the Pageant officials have settled their lawsuits against each other and the terms were confidential … until now. We’ve learned the Pageant will fork over around $100,000 for Carrie’s lawyers and publicists connected with the public battle royale. That money goes directly to her flacks and not into her bank account. We’re told Carrie personally gets zilch.

So basically Carrie paid 100K to be a nobody.  You and Balloon Boy should hang out sometime.- nik

**Update TMZ Reports: Carrie Prejean demanded more than a million dollars during her settlement negotiations with Miss California USA Pageant officials — that is, until the lawyer for the Pageant showed Carrie an XXX home video of her handiwork. The video the lawyer showed Carrie is extremely graphic and has never been released publicly. We know that, because TMZ obtained the video months ago but decided not to post it because it was so racy. Let’s just say, Carrie has a promising solo career. We’re told it took about 15 seconds for Carrie to jettison her demand and essentially walk away with nothing. As we first reported, the Pageant is paying around $100,000 to her lawyers and publicist — a fraction of her bills. She pockets nothing in the settlement.

My Bad.  And everyone asked me why I called you Miss Good Finger?- nik


Nik Richie

11.04.09

Tough Luck

Posted in San Diego, The Dirty

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THE DIRTY ARMY: What a pity.  Nik none of his friends informed him that he was about to hook up with a dude…Didn’t stop him from staying the night though.  I wonder if he just did it thinking noone would find out.

The world knows now… what is his name so we can stay clear of this San Diego gay bandit.  I am coming to the conclusion that guys will hook up with anything that has +2’s on it.- nik


Nik Richie

11.03.09

San Diego Halloween Fight

“Do you know who I am?”  Come on bro… you live in San Diego!!  Props to the chick who I thought was a dude dressed as a chick for scrapping. 


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+2 Factor: when a chick gets a boob job it increases her value two points on a ten point scale

+2's: fake boobs

30k Milli: a guy who claims he make millions, but really only make around $30k a year and spends all his money on stuff he can't afford; a poser

6 head (5 head): when a person has a enormous forehead (measured in inches)

Affliction: a brand of clothing worn by losers

Afro-Brow: hairy eyebrows

Air biscuit: fart

Anti-petite: no way near small

Aquaf*gs: underwater f*gs

Babushka: a big giant, Harlem Globetrotter-like afro, that explodes out of the panties of a Crabby Patty when panty security has been breached

Beak: Nose like a large bird

Beat: disgustingly ugly

Bissues: b*tch with issues

Blanimal: A black animal

Blast (putting someone on blast): putting someone in the spotlight and/or exposing them; talking crap about someone

Bucket Seats: nice ass

Butterface: everything looks good, but her face

Cadirack: not easy on the eyes, an eye sore

Caker: chick who wears way too much makeup

Cannibal: a lesbian. Because they eat their own kind

Car-Tastrophe: beat looking people in a car

Ceptor head: looks good except her head

Cheesecake: real fruity guy

Chubble: problems fat people cause.

Combustible Cougar: horny for young men

Combustible face: Hazardous look

Cougar in Training (Baby Cougar): a girl who will grow up to be a Cougar because her mom is one and/or she is starting to look and act like one

Cougars: women who are 40 or older who try to be 20 (by getting plastic surgery, wearing tons of makeup, dressing like they are 20, etc) and usually date or "prey" on younger men

Cougar-Troll: an ugly cougar

Cougarville: place where cougars come from

Cougarwood: place where famous cougars go

Cougrrrr: Very ugly cougar

Count gutula: big stomach

Crabby Patty: p*ssy

Crash test dummy: a dumb friend that you can convince to do anything

Dale Boy (Dales): a guy who claims to be straight but acts like he's gay (or really is just gay)

D-Bagalicious: sensational D-bag

D-Bag: Douche bag; someone who sucks at life; a total jerk

Dirty Army: the group of people who are fans of thedirty.com

Dirty Bird: dirty/sl*tty British chick

Don: a young female gold digger looking for a new wealthy father or sugar daddy

Douchetard: douche + retard

Drag Hag: someone who hangs with drag queens

DSL's: D*ck sucking lips

Dugout Driller: aggressive gay guy

Egg Roll(s): fat Asians

F*gadocious: super gay

F*gtastic: overly gay

F*gtician: professional f*gs

Fake SGM: people who are not in the Scissor Gang Mafia but pretend to be by giving the scissor gang sign in pictures (and NIk will point out the reason why they are not cool enough to be in it)

Fanny Pack's : beat girls that have no appeal

Farm: a person's ass

Fattastrophe: group of very fat people

Fifty cake mistake: big girl who loves cake

Fifty Yarder: only looks good from fifty yards away

File You Away: putting a hot guy/girl (whatever works for ya) in your mental hard drive so you can masturbate to them later

Flesbian: Fake lesbian

Forgy: Short for, "For the gays"

Frat Rat: a girl who loves to hang out with and/or screw guys in fraternities

Freetard: a free retard

Front Grill: teeth

F*ck Trophy: baby/kid..."What bout that chick you met at the club the other night, did you hit that?" "Naw she's got a f*ck trophy."

Fugly: f*cking ugly

FUPA: a fat upper pu**y area. Men can have it too.

Gaysian: a gay Asian.

Gestappo's : those who oppose the dirty army

Gills: side fat; love-handles

Grave Diggaz: dirty nails

Grazer: chick that likes to eat a lot

Green Bay: cellulite; cottage cheese

Gregalicious: Owns a greg

Greg-Juice: self explanatory

Greg: penis; tummy stick

Helmet Special: retard

Himstitute: tranny prostitute

Hoemerican: an American hoe

Horses (or any reference to a horse, stable, the derby, races or horse names): people with huge teeth and gums that resemble those of a horse

Insurgents: non SGM perpetrator/ enemies of the army

Jack Bauer: a person with a large fore head or a twenty forehead

Jay Leno: got a big chin

Kodiak: body of a bear

Lee push up bra: from the makers of lee press on nails

Long Head Clan: horse division ( horse head)

Lotto Baby: unknown father (a lot-of people hit that)

MAC Forcefield: tons and tons of makeup that looks clown-like

Mad Monkey: extremely drunk & out of control

Mick Jagger's : Big lips

Muffin Top: when a person's side or stomach fat bubbles over their waistband because their pants are too tight, forming the shape of a muffin

Multichin: multiple chins

Multi-Gregging: Gang bang on one chick

Nominee: person with no money

Nomo's: a place where no homo's are welcome

Noodles: referring to Asian people or descent

Nostrildahmus: Huge nose pipes

Onion: nice a$$

Oscar Myer: Got a Greg

Pack of franks: fat rolls on a chicks body..."Damn! look at the pack of franks on that chic"

Paki house/hut: liquor store

Patch Adams: balding

Pearl catcher: chicks who get c*mmed on

Pebbles: an attractive, yet underage and overly sexual young girl. (aka jailbait)

Pepperidge Farm: way too old

PGM ("Pinky Gang Mafia"): the rival gang of SGM whose members show their pinky finger when having a picture taken

Pickle Smoocher: rubs the Greg

Pig Fishing: guys who are out to just f*ck anything

Pirate: gay dude. Because they like semen on their poop deck

Poon lagoon: pu**y

Prop 8: gay person who wants to get married

Prosthetic Playa: fake wanna be player

Puffydumbbell: roid user

Purple Crayon: A black man's Gregr

Raisinets: ugly nipples

Red Cup Nation: those of us who agree that only red plastic cups should be used at parties (because all other colors are stupid)

Refund Gap: the huge gap between some women's fake boobs that is so big that they should get their money back from their doctor

Ronald Mcdonalds: High arching eyebrows

RVM: red vest mafia: Valet attendant

Sevenhead: means "Yes I ride the Short Bus!"

Sewerfront: Waterfront in Scottsdale

SGM ("Scissor Gang Mafia"): people who make a scissor/backward peace sign when having their picture taken

She-Boys: Trannys

Shim: a girl who looks like a man

Shimspital: hospital for shims

Shman: female type of man

Shopping Bags: droopy boob job or +2'S

Shotgun: a slutty chick. One cock and she's ready to blow

Shougar: a girl that is a cougar and a shim

Skankaholic: addicted to or being a skank; likes skanky chicks; an alcoholic skank

Ski Jumper: big or long nose

Slant F*cker: guy who only likes f*ckin asian chicks

Slim Slow Diet: a fat person who feels it necessary to show people her body..."Sick, see that fat girl in the bikini? Oh, she is feeling good about herself since she just got on the Slim Slow Diet."

Sloon: a chick that looks like she's mixed with snake lizard and baboon

Slug: Ugly slut

Snicker Licker: White girls who only like black guys

Soldier: a member of the Dirty Army; a fan/supporter of thedirty.com

Sorostitute: a girl in a sorority that is easier than a prostitute

Sphere Job: a boob job

Spongebob: a nasty female that has a crabby patty instead of a vagina

A Stallone: a really ugly Italian chick (or any chick for that matter)

Stay Puff: juice-muscular guy obviously on roids

Stretch Armstrong: face lift too tight

Sugar butt: a gay guy

Summer Teeth: some are here, some are there

Superhighway Gap: boobs miles apart

Synchronized Sucking : what aqua f*gs do

Talons: ugly toes

Tenderfoot: gay or feminine

Thunderstorm: extremely large thighs; thunder thighs

Too Fat Shakur:2-pac fat reference

Top Romin : a person that is broke

Tranimal: animal tranny

Tranny: a girl with so much makeup caked on her face that she looks like a transvestite

Tri-Tip: she can try the tip

Troff Feeder: an obese female

Trout: an older man who dates younger women in trying to be younger or "swim upstream"

Trout Mouth: looks like a fish

Tuna Factory: chick who has nasty lookin p*ssy lips..."That chicks gotta tuna factory goin on down there."

Unbeweavable: lots of weave

WNBA: a tall female who is manly

Would You?: means "would you screw this chick?"