11.20.09

Kyle Boller Falls For Miss Good Finger’s Lies

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Radar Online:  In between getting fired as Miss California, writing a book and admitting to a sex tape, Carrie Prejean has found time to fall in love. She has been dating professional football player Kyle Boller – the back up quarter back for the St. Louis Rams – and RadarOnline.com has the first photo of the two love birds.

In her book Still Standing, Carrie wrote the following dedication:

“To my Kyle: I am so blessed to have you in my life. You have shown me what love is. Thank you for supporting me through all this drama.  I knew when we met there was something so special about you.”

Kyle you are an ignoramus!  You better be sleeping with one eye open because that chick will stab you in your sleep.- nik


Nik Richie

11.19.09

Flaming Forgy

Posted in San Diego, The Dirty

Falming Forgy

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, heres Bronson. Hairstylist, closet homo and apparently North County mobster. As far as I know you need a license to carry a handgun in the great state of CA. Every time I see this guy on your site he looks more forgy than the last. I wonder if he uses that cigar when there’s no purple crayon around. Word on the street is he has the gift that keeps on givin, at least all his ladies that end up at the gyno say so. How do guys like these exist Nik?

Broham, you reside in San Diego… there is no such thing as “hard” there.  FYI- all male hairstylist are for the Gays.  The ones that claim straight are lying.- nik


Nik Richie

11.19.09

Miss Liz, Nasty Mom

Posted in San Diego

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THE DIRTY ARMY: HEY NIK, NOW LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT THIS WH!TE TR@SH WH*RE!!! SHE WILL SUCK A D*CK FOR DAYS AND DO ANYTHING TO GET LA!D! I LIKE TO CALL HER A EASY SL33ZY FOR SH33ZY. SHES SO DESPERATE THAT SHE HAS NOT 1, NOT 2 BUT 3 GUYS NAMES TATTOOED ON HER! HAHA NO JOKE! HUNTER, TYSON AND JESSE.. ITS FUNNY CUZ ALL THREE LEFT HER CRAZY PHY$CO A*$! SHE IS A PATHLOG!CAL LIAR! SHE LIES ON ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING THAT COMES OUT HER MOUTH! SHE EVEN LIES ABOUT HER OWN KID. SHE GOT HIM TAKEN AWAY FROM CPS!!! SHE TRIES TO GET INTO BARS BUT THE NASTY TR*CK IS TOO YOUNG! HAHAHAH SO SHE SITS OUTSIDE AND TRIES TO PRETEND SHES OUT THERE TO SMOKE A CIGARETTE! SORRY SWEETIE THE JOKE IS ON YOU, NO ONE LIKES YOU, YOUR NASTY, YOU SLEEP WITH EVERY GUY OUT THERE, YOUR A TERRIBLE MOM. IF YOU HAVE SLEPT WITH HER GET TESTED!!!

Sounds like a real winner?  What part of SD is she from so I never go there?- nik


Nik Richie

11.18.09

Retard

Posted in San Diego

Retard

Retard

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this dumb b*tch is from San Diego, well actually east county. She is a spoiled daddys girl who cheats on her boyfriends. Oh and did i mention she has the IQ of a rabbit.

Looks like she has the IQ of a mouse, her big glasses and buck teeth make her look like a rabbit.- nik


Nik Richie

11.18.09

Where To Start?

Posted in San Diego

Where To Start?

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik is this the face of the white pride movement?

He is not missing enough teeth and does not have enough tattoos.  And can someone please tell me what that tattoo is by his heart is, it looks like a dick.- nik


Nik Richie

11.17.09

Grossest Sloots Around

Posted in San Diego

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gag me please

 

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this girl is absolutely nasty. i ran into these pictures and just had to send them in. she honestly believes that she is attractive. i cant imagine anyone being turned on by this girl.. what do you think? does she need +2’s??

You can’t be fully attractive without +2’s, it’s just not possible. Even with them she would still be ugly.- nik


Nik Richie

11.16.09

Vivid Obtains Carrie Prejean Sex Tape

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AVN LOS ANGELESVivid Entertainment Group announced today that it has obtained a copy of the much gabbed about sex tape made by former Miss California Carrie Prejean and is looking to make a deal with the model for rights to distribute it.

“We’ve now seen the footage that has been so much in the news lately, we’ve reviewed it and we are ready to negotiate with Carrie,” said Vivid co-chairman Steven Hirsch. “We look forward to contacting Carrie and forging a business relationship with her.”

This announcement follows Vivid’s second public offer to Prejean, made Wednesday, of $1 million to appear in a movie for the studio. That offer—first extended last May after Prejean made headlines for her anti-gay marriage comments during the Miss USA pageant—was re-upped in light of the rumors that recently surfaced about this sex tape’s existence.

“The footage we saw is a series of very graphic and hot clips,” said Hirsch. “Let’s just say that she appears to be totally enthusiastic and is thoroughly enjoying herself. Carrie says the tape was ‘the biggest mistake of my life.’ That may be, but she can take this mistake and turn it into cold, hard cash. I’m more convinced than ever that this could be our best-selling Vivid-Celeb tape.”

Hirsch refuted the circulating speculation that Prejean was 17 years old at the time this video was shot, saying the third party who brought it to Vivid affirmed that she was of legal age.

The Prejean video would be distributed under the Vivid-Celeb imprint, which has released titles starring such personalities as Shauna Sand, Kim Kardashian and Ray J, Jimi Hendrix, Vince Neil and others.

You are welcome and Carrie Prejean (Miss Good Finger) congrats on becoming a Pornstar… I want my cut.- nik


Nik Richie

11.13.09

Another Myspace Model Turned DJ

Posted in San Diego, The Dirty

Another Myspace model turned DJ

Another Myspace model turned DJ

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Darlene from San Diego now she calls herself DJ ASTERA, Nik why are all these myspace models trying to DJ, who is booking them? Would you let her mix your turntables?

Darlene, drinking Coco-Cola is bad for you… it goes straight to your gut.  Just look in the mirror not the camera and you will see what I am talking about.- nik


Nik Richie

11.13.09

The Real Band Aid(s)

Posted in San Diego

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The real Band Aid(s)

 

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Put this b*tch on Blast. She thinks she is the Shit cause she has a couple sl*ts for friends and guys are always around her, she is also in a sh*t band. She does everthing for the band if you know what I mean. She is the fat b*tch with a huge man jaw with her ass out. Im tried of seeing this B*tch at school giving the rest of us from San Diego a bad rep.

Even without that fat pumpkin, San Diego has a bad rep.- nik


Nik Richie

11.13.09

Man Or Woman?

Posted in San Diego

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this gremlin’s name is Ami -Dirty sl*tty gremlin .beware!!!

It’s like a giant shim burrito came to life.- nik


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+2 Factor: when a chick gets a boob job it increases her value two points on a ten point scale

+2's: fake boobs

30k Milli: a guy who claims he make millions, but really only make around $30k a year and spends all his money on stuff he can't afford; a poser

6 head (5 head): when a person has a enormous forehead (measured in inches)

Affliction: a brand of clothing worn by losers

Afro-Brow: hairy eyebrows

Air biscuit: fart

Anti-petite: no way near small

Aquaf*gs: underwater f*gs

Babushka: a big giant, Harlem Globetrotter-like afro, that explodes out of the panties of a Crabby Patty when panty security has been breached

Beak: Nose like a large bird

Beat: disgustingly ugly

Bissues: b*tch with issues

Blanimal: A black animal

Blast (putting someone on blast): putting someone in the spotlight and/or exposing them; talking crap about someone

Bucket Seats: nice ass

Butterface: everything looks good, but her face

Cadirack: not easy on the eyes, an eye sore

Caker: chick who wears way too much makeup

Cannibal: a lesbian. Because they eat their own kind

Car-Tastrophe: beat looking people in a car

Ceptor head: looks good except her head

Cheesecake: real fruity guy

Chubble: problems fat people cause.

Combustible Cougar: horny for young men

Combustible face: Hazardous look

Cougar in Training (Baby Cougar): a girl who will grow up to be a Cougar because her mom is one and/or she is starting to look and act like one

Cougars: women who are 40 or older who try to be 20 (by getting plastic surgery, wearing tons of makeup, dressing like they are 20, etc) and usually date or "prey" on younger men

Cougar-Troll: an ugly cougar

Cougarville: place where cougars come from

Cougarwood: place where famous cougars go

Cougrrrr: Very ugly cougar

Count gutula: big stomach

Crabby Patty: p*ssy

Crash test dummy: a dumb friend that you can convince to do anything

Dale Boy (Dales): a guy who claims to be straight but acts like he's gay (or really is just gay)

D-Bagalicious: sensational D-bag

D-Bag: Douche bag; someone who sucks at life; a total jerk

Dirty Army: the group of people who are fans of thedirty.com

Dirty Bird: dirty/sl*tty British chick

Don: a young female gold digger looking for a new wealthy father or sugar daddy

Douchetard: douche + retard

Drag Hag: someone who hangs with drag queens

DSL's: D*ck sucking lips

Dugout Driller: aggressive gay guy

Egg Roll(s): fat Asians

F*gadocious: super gay

F*gtastic: overly gay

F*gtician: professional f*gs

Fake SGM: people who are not in the Scissor Gang Mafia but pretend to be by giving the scissor gang sign in pictures (and NIk will point out the reason why they are not cool enough to be in it)

Fanny Pack's : beat girls that have no appeal

Farm: a person's ass

Fattastrophe: group of very fat people

Fifty cake mistake: big girl who loves cake

Fifty Yarder: only looks good from fifty yards away

File You Away: putting a hot guy/girl (whatever works for ya) in your mental hard drive so you can masturbate to them later

Flesbian: Fake lesbian

Forgy: Short for, "For the gays"

Frat Rat: a girl who loves to hang out with and/or screw guys in fraternities

Freetard: a free retard

Front Grill: teeth

F*ck Trophy: baby/kid..."What bout that chick you met at the club the other night, did you hit that?" "Naw she's got a f*ck trophy."

Fugly: f*cking ugly

FUPA: a fat upper pu**y area. Men can have it too.

Gaysian: a gay Asian.

Gestappo's : those who oppose the dirty army

Gills: side fat; love-handles

Grave Diggaz: dirty nails

Grazer: chick that likes to eat a lot

Green Bay: cellulite; cottage cheese

Gregalicious: Owns a greg

Greg-Juice: self explanatory

Greg: penis; tummy stick

Helmet Special: retard

Himstitute: tranny prostitute

Hoemerican: an American hoe

Horses (or any reference to a horse, stable, the derby, races or horse names): people with huge teeth and gums that resemble those of a horse

Insurgents: non SGM perpetrator/ enemies of the army

Jack Bauer: a person with a large fore head or a twenty forehead

Jay Leno: got a big chin

Kodiak: body of a bear

Lee push up bra: from the makers of lee press on nails

Long Head Clan: horse division ( horse head)

Lotto Baby: unknown father (a lot-of people hit that)

MAC Forcefield: tons and tons of makeup that looks clown-like

Mad Monkey: extremely drunk & out of control

Mick Jagger's : Big lips

Muffin Top: when a person's side or stomach fat bubbles over their waistband because their pants are too tight, forming the shape of a muffin

Multichin: multiple chins

Multi-Gregging: Gang bang on one chick

Nominee: person with no money

Nomo's: a place where no homo's are welcome

Noodles: referring to Asian people or descent

Nostrildahmus: Huge nose pipes

Onion: nice a$$

Oscar Myer: Got a Greg

Pack of franks: fat rolls on a chicks body..."Damn! look at the pack of franks on that chic"

Paki house/hut: liquor store

Patch Adams: balding

Pearl catcher: chicks who get c*mmed on

Pebbles: an attractive, yet underage and overly sexual young girl. (aka jailbait)

Pepperidge Farm: way too old

PGM ("Pinky Gang Mafia"): the rival gang of SGM whose members show their pinky finger when having a picture taken

Pickle Smoocher: rubs the Greg

Pig Fishing: guys who are out to just f*ck anything

Pirate: gay dude. Because they like semen on their poop deck

Poon lagoon: pu**y

Prop 8: gay person who wants to get married

Prosthetic Playa: fake wanna be player

Puffydumbbell: roid user

Purple Crayon: A black man's Gregr

Raisinets: ugly nipples

Red Cup Nation: those of us who agree that only red plastic cups should be used at parties (because all other colors are stupid)

Refund Gap: the huge gap between some women's fake boobs that is so big that they should get their money back from their doctor

Ronald Mcdonalds: High arching eyebrows

RVM: red vest mafia: Valet attendant

Sevenhead: means "Yes I ride the Short Bus!"

Sewerfront: Waterfront in Scottsdale

SGM ("Scissor Gang Mafia"): people who make a scissor/backward peace sign when having their picture taken

She-Boys: Trannys

Shim: a girl who looks like a man

Shimspital: hospital for shims

Shman: female type of man

Shopping Bags: droopy boob job or +2'S

Shotgun: a slutty chick. One cock and she's ready to blow

Shougar: a girl that is a cougar and a shim

Skankaholic: addicted to or being a skank; likes skanky chicks; an alcoholic skank

Ski Jumper: big or long nose

Slant F*cker: guy who only likes f*ckin asian chicks

Slim Slow Diet: a fat person who feels it necessary to show people her body..."Sick, see that fat girl in the bikini? Oh, she is feeling good about herself since she just got on the Slim Slow Diet."

Sloon: a chick that looks like she's mixed with snake lizard and baboon

Slug: Ugly slut

Snicker Licker: White girls who only like black guys

Soldier: a member of the Dirty Army; a fan/supporter of thedirty.com

Sorostitute: a girl in a sorority that is easier than a prostitute

Sphere Job: a boob job

Spongebob: a nasty female that has a crabby patty instead of a vagina

A Stallone: a really ugly Italian chick (or any chick for that matter)

Stay Puff: juice-muscular guy obviously on roids

Stretch Armstrong: face lift too tight

Sugar butt: a gay guy

Summer Teeth: some are here, some are there

Superhighway Gap: boobs miles apart

Synchronized Sucking : what aqua f*gs do

Talons: ugly toes

Tenderfoot: gay or feminine

Thunderstorm: extremely large thighs; thunder thighs

Too Fat Shakur:2-pac fat reference

Top Romin : a person that is broke

Tranimal: animal tranny

Tranny: a girl with so much makeup caked on her face that she looks like a transvestite

Tri-Tip: she can try the tip

Troff Feeder: an obese female

Trout: an older man who dates younger women in trying to be younger or "swim upstream"

Trout Mouth: looks like a fish

Tuna Factory: chick who has nasty lookin p*ssy lips..."That chicks gotta tuna factory goin on down there."

Unbeweavable: lots of weave

WNBA: a tall female who is manly

Would You?: means "would you screw this chick?"