THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik This here K*tty C*str*… This chick broke up my school’s cutest couple by sleeping with the dude… Would you?

Answer: no.  She should consider not drinking at all, I can imagine her getting loud and grabbing a bunch of guys.

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this skank I met through a mutual friend. She seems sweet and maybe even good looking at first.. until she informs you how she’s married to a man in the military and then introduces you to her “boyfriend” that she also cheats on with different various guys she picks up in PB. As if that is not bad enough she caught one of her MANY boyfriends with another girl at the bar and she full attacked him confused as to why he would cheat on someone “hot” like her..hmmm, I wonder. She only likes men in the military because shes a “princess” and a man should always pay for her. According to her theory a military man is stable which mean she will be stable. .

Trying to be a sloot for free will only work for so long until she is kicked to the curb..its gunna be a rough patch in her life when she has to go without make-up.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: So Nik this oxyc*ntin and pot smoking loser got his ass beat at Islands after he sucker puched a guy smaller than him. His dad and brother jumped in while he (“Perry”) screamed stop and help. This p*ssy ass loser shouldn’t have started that fight. He got embarrassed in public and in front of his family. His p*ssy ass father jumped in and still couldnt do sh*t. Total fail. .

What a douche, I can see him having outbursts of rage slapping random objects and breaking plastic spoons…stuff like that.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Angelina A aka Vikki the escort. She posts highly airbrushed photos of herself on various websites that barely resemble her and claims she is 20 yo and 5′7 120. She is almost 26 and closer to 160. Her various ads claim she is educated and upscale when she has only made it through esthetician school. She’s tried community college a few times and never made it beyond a week. She comes from the San Diego ghetto. The poor guys who find her on Craig’s and other sites get completely ripped off once she gets her money up front and bait and switches them. Beware suckers. What do you think?

She won’t even fit in that fireplace, she’s huge.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is James H*dges from San Diego. He cheated on a good friend of mine and after the breakup he spread nasty rumors about her. He also sent some private pictures of her to his friends.  He didn’t realize I was a friend of the girl he had screwed over and he brought me back to his place. He tried to get me into bed with him but after getting him sh*tfaced he passed out. I then took the opportunity to draw on him a bit and took a picture to capture the moment. Serves him right. We also got him to show his dong several times.

Girls are the devil.  Talk about no heart… poor Jamie.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, SD Coug is a nasty, fake person. Looks as though she is putting on the pounds. And I find it sad she is almost 30, still works at Hooters, and still does fashion shows that pay almost nothing and pretends to be a super model.

Yeah, it does look like she has gained about ten pounds.  Her stomach is taking away the attention from her +2’s.- nik

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Terrah a 19 year old bomb shell from San Diego. She does porn, not sure if her family or boyfriend knows but I think she’s pretty hot and I would rail her, would you?

ANSWER: No, she has a wierd face, thunder thighs, weird knees and probably only does purple crayon productions.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, the Prescott AZ transplant who came out to SD for his beat *ss GF has recently been dumped. I think she may have found out about his love for the Greg (considering hes a hairstylist how could it not come out sometime?) Serves him right for screwing over every girl he met then distributing the gift that keeps on giving. I wish this tool would go back to AZ and stop making CA smell worse. I have to ask though, would you do his (ex) chick?

ANSWER: No, she is a flabby young lady and probably still has a hint of the scent from the FORGY hairstylist.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, This is Courtney F and Brittany R, aka Powder Head and Piss Pants. Both From the slums of Ramona San Diego. These Best Friends Spend the majority of their time snorting c*ke, wh*reing around and peeing their pants on camping trips, hence their nicknames. Courtney is currently employeed at an escort agency for gay men(the female agencys wouldnt hire her they refused to believe that she is a woman.) Brittany can be found eating Chicken wings i mean bussing tables at Fridays. What you think about these 2 nik?

I think their noses look like little vacuum cleaners that only work on mirrored or glass top tables.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this guys name is Terry L*m. He thinks he’s a photographer but in reality he’s just a creep with a camera, I went to shoot with him and he had no idea what he was doing.  I was wearing a bikini at the time and he asked me to take it off and shoot some nude pictures.  Now I might be a blonde but Im not stupid, a photographer who has no idea what hes doing asks you to get naked thats a total red flag.  So i told him no and got my sh*t and left.  On top of everything this douchebag sends me a text after I leave asking me if I wanted to go f*ck him at his apartment.  So nik please warn other girls here in the diego area please.

He sounds like every other photographer on Model Mayhem.  Why would any chick want to take pictures with a guy who has creepy Genghis moose-stache?- nik